Old people probs
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You want to grab your baseball glove and go down to the ol' ballpark to watch a game of America's favoritie pastime but the cost of parking, hot dog, and an upper deck seat would eat up 80% of your social security check. So you park your dusty rear in the recliner and watch it on the tube while your wife berates you from the kitchen. The silver lining in all of this is your fear of death has lessened.
I think somebody should build a sitcom around your thoughts.....you deliver on every post.
Aw, shucks. Thank you both. 😥SnackherBarrell wrote: »You want to grab your baseball glove and go down to the ol' ballpark to watch a game of America's favoritie pastime but the cost of parking, hot dog, and an upper deck seat would eat up 80% of your social security check. So you park your dusty rear in the recliner and watch it on the tube while your wife berates you from the kitchen. The silver lining in all of this is your fear of death has lessened.
this was beautiful
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You get your first white hair.0
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You just can't bite your tongue anymore when surrounded by stupidity.4
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Stretching & Pilates is your friend.
String core & *kitten* for the win1 -
I have pain relivers everywhere.0
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When y'can't tear the damned candy bags open 'cause your grip sucks and all your shakin' make the bag of Worther's sound like a dime-store maraca...3
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FeelinFooFoo wrote: »Automatically protecting your vertebrae during a big sneeze. Contorting yourself to lessen the impact on neck and head.
It isn't my back I worry about when I sneeze. I just have to remember to do a kegel.5 -
tbright1965 wrote: »
Reading glasses wouldn't be necessary if manufacturers hadn't suddenly started making the print on labels so damned tiny *grumble grumble*2 -
FeelinFooFoo wrote: »Automatically protecting your vertebrae during a big sneeze. Contorting yourself to lessen the impact on neck and head.
It isn't my back I worry about when I sneeze. I just have to remember to do a kegel.
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Binge-watching old shows I’ve already seen because I can’t get into the current reality type shows. Then - fighting to stay awake in the middle of rewatching a show only to wake up as soon as the show is over...
#TheOfficeReruns
#HouseReruns
#PortlandiaReruns
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When you find yourself watching TV shows from your childhood and all the commercials are for medic alert bracelets, rascal scooters, and reverse mortgages.0
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Good Lord - all of the above?! Hair, Farts, Piddles......... off the chart...... but I'll tell ya' I was recently on a cruise and they had a TV Theme Song Trivia.......... I was like "OOOH! I'm good at that!" and I started singing like "Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name...." OR "We're movin on up....to the East side....." or "This is a tale of a fateful trip that started at this tropic port aboard this tiny ship...." (and yes you are welcome for the earworms if you truly are old. So we go, with my kids in tow (and THANK GOODNESS we did!) I mean, the first song came on and I was like "dafuq?" AND - yes - I knew NONE of the answers.... NONE - There was *thinking hard* it was at least 2, no 3 days ago - - Seinfeld, Friends, Sopranos, Saved by the Bell, Dr. Who (ok I knew that one) and well...... you get the idea. I'm so old I fart dust...........3
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Good Lord - all of the above?! Hair, Farts, Piddles......... off the chart...... but I'll tell ya' I was recently on a cruise and they had a TV Theme Song Trivia.......... I was like "OOOH! I'm good at that!" and I started singing like "Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name...." OR "We're movin on up....to the East side....." or "This is a tale of a fateful trip that started at this tropic port aboard this tiny ship...." (and yes you are welcome for the earworms if you truly are old. So we go, with my kids in tow (and THANK GOODNESS we did!) I mean, the first song came on and I was like "dafuq?" AND - yes - I knew NONE of the answers.... NONE - There was *thinking hard* it was at least 2, no 3 days ago - - Seinfeld, Friends, Sopranos, Saved by the Bell, Dr. Who (ok I knew that one) and well...... you get the idea. I'm so old I fart dust...........
They don't do TV theme songs anymore. 😢0 -
To OP - you know you're getting old when you hurt yourself sleeping!
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
Triplets?0 -
MagnumOpus1 wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
Triplets?
goodness no! I did look like I was having twins though...0 -
FeelinFooFoo wrote: »Automatically protecting your vertebrae during a big sneeze. Contorting yourself to lessen the impact on neck and head.
It isn't my back I worry about when I sneeze. I just have to remember to do a kegel.
I worry about both
Also, mainly my mind. I legit don't remember like anything. the other day I pulled into work at 8am and left for lunch at noon only to find out that I forgot to turn my car off in the parking lot when I arrived, so she just sat there running for 4 hours... sigh...2 -
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CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I got punched in the face by an old lady today
Sorry about that. I had a bad day and took it out on a random stranger.0 -
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Just keep em in the pockets of your sweater for use when they're needed...SnackherBarrell wrote: »I have a surplus of hard candies
... y'never know when the grand kids, or neighbor-kids will be over.
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@SnackherBarrell wrote: »I have a surplus of hard candies
In the back of the van?0 -
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tbright1965 wrote: »
Reading glasses wouldn't be necessary if manufacturers hadn't suddenly started making the print on labels so damned tiny *grumble grumble*
And all these low powered energy saving lights. When we had bright lights, I could see just fine.
That's it, I'm not getting older, the lights are not as good these days, yeah, that's it...0
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