Old people probs

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  • epr3996
    epr3996 Posts: 2,719 Member
    Swearing at your computer because your password is wrong and blaming the computer! That's Old people problems!
  • Mean_Spice
    Mean_Spice Posts: 279 Member
    LaDispute57 wrote: »
    Are there actually any old people here?

    I resemble that remark! Mid sixties
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,953 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    DoubleUbea wrote: »
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    Nose and ear hair. Seriously.... WHY?

    As a tactile reminder to keep your damned old fingers out of those orifices -- Don't nobody wanna see you picking those things (or wherever else you've got hair); that's why those hairs are coarse to begin with!

    Yeah, but the dried up boogers get caught in the nose hair & blowing doesn't force them out.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    empresssue wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    DoubleUbea wrote: »
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    Nose and ear hair. Seriously.... WHY?

    As a tactile reminder to keep your damned old fingers out of those orifices -- Don't nobody wanna see you picking those things (or wherever else you've got hair); that's why those hairs are coarse to begin with!

    Yeah, but the dried up boogers get caught in the nose hair & blowing doesn't force them out.
    Sounds like you could use a "trim and mow" lesson from @TattooedDolphinGirl78 (just sayin')
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,953 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    DoubleUbea wrote: »
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    Nose and ear hair. Seriously.... WHY?

    As a tactile reminder to keep your damned old fingers out of those orifices -- Don't nobody wanna see you picking those things (or wherever else you've got hair); that's why those hairs are coarse to begin with!

    Yeah, but the dried up boogers get caught in the nose hair & blowing doesn't force them out.
    Sounds like you could use a "trim and mow" lesson from @TattooedDolphinGirl78 (just sayin')

    You got her good with that one, I see. Nicely done : ;)
  • ecjim
    ecjim Posts: 957 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    epr3996 wrote: »
    When you get that first AARP card in the mail and you say no way I'm way to young then you see you get a movie ticket discount!

    :joy:

    I get life insurance quotes in the mail all the time now. :smiley:

    I get the mail about paying for my funeral - along with discounts
  • ecjim
    ecjim Posts: 957 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I never had a body ache, back ache, knee pain etc. until I turned 30. All of a sudden, everything hurts. LOL. I don't feel 30 is old though. My mom warned me that it is all downhill from 30.

    Don't worry - you have a couple years left
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 268,969 Member
    Im pretty sure now that Im older, time is different... a week, month, year is so much faster than it used to be.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,990 Member
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    When the cardiologist calls in the middle of your self love time.

    Maybe he was concerned about your elevated heart rate.
  • fitnessgoalzzzzzz
    fitnessgoalzzzzzz Posts: 23 Member
    When you need bifocals to see anything and everything is still blurry
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,077 Member
    Being called "lady"... "You're such a nice lady." Not a bfd at the end of the day. This probably belongs in the irrational thread..
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,838 Member
    When you start receiving senior discounts at various restaurants. Love the discount at Dunkin Donuts.
  • New2ket0
    New2ket0 Posts: 345 Member
    When you can’t have a giggle without a piddle :o

    (Not myself personally 😜)
  • DoubleUbea
    DoubleUbea Posts: 1,115 Member
    edited July 2018
    striderb wrote: »
    When you start receiving senior discounts at various restaurants. Love the discount at Dunkin Donuts.
    That isn't too big of a problem. :D
  • DoubleUbea
    DoubleUbea Posts: 1,115 Member
    edited July 2018
    When future lyrics in songs from your youth are now in the past.
    Planet P - Why Me?
    The last man to be here was never heard from again
    He won't be back this way till 2010

    When future movies are now in the past.
    The future in Back To The Future is now in the past.
    '2001' was a futuristic Sci-Fi movie, HAL became operational on 12 January 1992
    The dystopian future of Nineteen Eighty-Four.

    When you say movie/TV quotes...
    Me: "As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!"
    My age group: (hahahhaha)
    Youngins: WTF??
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,953 Member
    DoubleUbea wrote: »
    When future lyrics in songs from your youth are now in the past.
    Planet P - Why Me?
    The last man to be here was never heard from again
    He won't be back this way till 2010

    When future movies are now in the past.
    The future in Back To The Future is now in the past.
    '2001' was a futuristic Sci-Fi movie, HAL became operational on 12 January 1992
    The dystopian future of Nineteen Eighty-Four.

    When you say movie/TV quotes...
    Me: "As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!"
    My age group: (hahahhaha)
    Youngins: WTF??

    WKRP!!!! It's on TVLand or Me TV or something now. They could watch it, too. More music & Les Nessman.
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    Thankfully, I don't have any aches or pains but most days I'd forget my head if it weren't attached to my shoulders.
  • DoubleUbea
    DoubleUbea Posts: 1,115 Member
    I am so old I remember this store called "Sears", we would look through their Christmas catalog to circle what we wanted for Christmas.

    ...and for you geeks and nerds, I remember when Computer Shopper magazine required a fork lift to pick up.
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,838 Member
    DoubleUbea wrote: »
    I am so old I remember this store called "Sears", we would look through their Christmas catalog to circle what we wanted for Christmas.

    ...and for you geeks and nerds, I remember when Computer Shopper magazine required a fork lift to pick up.

    @DoubleUbea
    Remembering Sears really isn't that long ago. They still have stores around. Do you remember Montgomery Ward or Woolworths?
  • SandSeaSkySoul
    SandSeaSkySoul Posts: 212 Member
    DoubleUbea wrote: »
    I am so old I remember this store called "Sears", we would look through their Christmas catalog to circle what we wanted for Christmas.

    ...and for you geeks and nerds, I remember when Computer Shopper magazine required a fork lift to pick up.

    JC Penny had catalogs also & I'd get my order at Rite Aid, instead of paying shipping for home delivery!

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