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Rules for Being My Friend (that May or May Not be Unreasonable)
caco_ethes
Posts: 11,962 Member
We all have our little ‘things’ that make or break a friendship. What are yours? Mfp or real life, serious or not, what must we do or not do to be your friend?
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Undies are mandatory5
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1. You must never swing a dog by its tail.5
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All my friends have to run slower than me. In case of zombies.8
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Must love eating Chinese takeout on fridays4
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Don't even think of judging me, especially if you don't know me3
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2. Thou shalt not condemn a New Yorker for folding a slice.4
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covetthycarbs wrote: »All my friends have to run slower than me. In case of zombies.
Solid point! Some proficiency with a sword or crossbow is a bonus though0 -
Don't get too attached or clingy7
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leut_underpants wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Undies are mandatory
How they are worn is open for individual expression, I hope.
Of course, but said expression must correspond with my ever-changing moods1 -
People who like country receive demerits every Tuesday night unless tacos5
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Gotta not make fun of Star Wars. Make fun of my kids, my face, my parents, whatever
Don’t make fun of Star Wars.3 -
Fungal infections of the face and/or being mauled by a tiger are grounds for immediate suspension2
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Don't interrogate me1
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caco_ethes wrote: »Fungal infections of the face and/or being mauled by a tiger are grounds for immediate suspension
But tigers kill 4 people a day in India
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competeagain wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Fungal infections of the face and/or being mauled by a tiger are grounds for immediate suspension
But tigers kill 4 people a day in India
And those people aren’t my friends. Coincidence?0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »competeagain wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Fungal infections of the face and/or being mauled by a tiger are grounds for immediate suspension
But tigers kill 4 people a day in India
And those people aren’t my friends. Coincidence?
...I think not0 -
Don't try to sell me crap.6
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Cassandraw3 wrote: »Don't try to sell me crap.
What should I try to sell you then?0 -
being honest and open2
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Never send me invites to Facebook games....5
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don't complain on and on about the boy.girl friend then stay w them to use me as your vent.therapist no way.2
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Must have the ability to quote Friends at any given time.0
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competeagain wrote: »
What should I try to sell you then?
Good food. I'm a sucker for a good food truck. Especially ones that sell burrito bowls.
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Must like statistics.
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