Rules for Being My Friend (that May or May Not be Unreasonable)

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I can't be friends with people that are always putting themselves down or people that do nothing but talk about how great they are. Either way, they're only ever focused on themselves.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Stir dont shake
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    Stir dont shake

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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    Stir dont shake

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    I SAID DONT SHAKE!!!
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Undies are mandatory

    Thunder grundies

    I call dibs on this nickname
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  • covetthycarbs
    covetthycarbs Posts: 300 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Undies are mandatory

    Thunder grundies

    I call dibs on this nickname

    That is cute. All my friends address me as, El Booberina la conquistadora the Third.
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Undies are mandatory

    Thunder grundies

    I call dibs on this nickname

    You didn't need to call dibs, I already nicknamed you that. But by the ancient laws of dibs you are forth known as thunder grundies

    You didn’t capitalize grundies, so you clearly were just referencing my shart shield. Then, upon realizing that I thought it would be a cool nickname, you pretended as though that’s what you meant.

    I’m wise to you, wise guy
  • covetthycarbs
    covetthycarbs Posts: 300 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    covetthycarbs wrote: »
    K
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Undies are mandatory

    Thunder grundies

    I call dibs on this nickname

    That is cute. All my friends address me as, El Booberina la conquistadora the Third.

    Any relation to princess consuela banana hammock?

    No relation although I believe our gardeners may have smooched once.
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  • covetthycarbs
    covetthycarbs Posts: 300 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    covetthycarbs wrote: »
    K
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Undies are mandatory

    Thunder grundies

    I call dibs on this nickname

    That is cute. All my friends address me as, El Booberina la conquistadora the Third.

    Any relation to princess consuela banana hammock?

    Dis me?

    I’ll need to see beneath the peel
    To know for sure
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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    I like nipples too. Can I be your friend?
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    You have to appreciate my burps and be at least a little bit in awe.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Leave a row of applause emojis when I log in for 5 days. Sarcasm keeps me going.

    Tolerate my daily #2 stories sponsored by whey protein.

    Post "dum-dum." on my wall at 4am... just because.

    The ability to exercise non-judgement should I so happen to log 900 calories of malt liquor. On a Monday night. :grimace:

  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    edited August 2018
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    • Like beer
    • Like to provide beer
    • Like to go outdoors and drink beer
    • like to go outdoors, provide, and drinking beer

    Drink beer with bears completely bare outside.

    How much beer would a naked bear drink if a naked bear could drink beer?



    *I can tell you that this would get some very different responses from my theatre friends.

    is it a black bear or a Polar bear?

    It doesn't matter, they've both got black skin

    Eta: shouldn't it be: How much beer could a bare bear bear if a bare bear could bear beer?
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Undies are mandatory

    Are there mandatory checks?
  • alteredsteve175
    alteredsteve175 Posts: 2,726 Member
    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Undies are mandatory

    Are there mandatory checks?

    Yes. At random. Be prepared.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    edited August 2018
    alteredsteve175 wrote: »
    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Undies are mandatory

    Are there mandatory checks?

    Yes. At random. Be prepared.

    *does laundry*
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    - Must be OK with long periods of radio silence (and comfortable in silence).
    - Must be willing to handle an emergency call at 3 AM the way I would for them.
    - Must think tree climbing, rollerblading and tenting fit right into adulthood. My adulthood - they can wait for me on a bench while I eat green cherry plums off the branch for all I care if they don't want to join in.
    - Must be able to discuss their strong opinions while acknowledging that I have my own and they might be different. I don't care if they are different. I prefer if they are different.
    - Must science fiction. Must hardcore science fiction.
    - MUST HAVE A DAMN GOOD BUG OUT PLAN and ideally, a remote underground bunker. Stashed with liquor, among other things.
  • johnw83
    johnw83 Posts: 6,219 Member
    all i look for in friends is honesty kindness trust and to be there
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    7. Cannot be embarrassed by drunken public serenades.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Don't be a 2 faced liar. ☺️
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    They must be able to lift 50 lbs and stand for long periods of time.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    Don't be a 2 faced liar. ☺️

    What about many-faced?

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  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    7. Cannot be embarrassed by drunken public serenades.

    Can I sit in a tree while you do that? I promise to refrain from throwing fruit even if the falsetto gets real bad.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    7. Cannot be embarrassed by drunken public serenades.

    Can I sit in a tree while you do that? I promise to refrain from throwing fruit even if the falsetto gets real bad.

    For you? I’ll even do the big kazoo solo.
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