Rules for Being My Friend (that May or May Not be Unreasonable)

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  • competeagain
    competeagain Posts: 770 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    competeagain wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Fungal infections of the face and/or being mauled by a tiger are grounds for immediate suspension

    But tigers kill 4 people a day in India

    And those people aren’t my friends. Coincidence?

    ...I think not
  • competeagain
    competeagain Posts: 770 Member
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    Cassandraw3 wrote: »
    Don't try to sell me crap.

    What should I try to sell you then?
  • ArmyMedic23PFA
    ArmyMedic23PFA Posts: 726 Member
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    being honest and open
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,325 Member
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    don't complain on and on about the boy.girl friend then stay w them to use me as your vent.therapist no way.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    Must have the ability to quote Friends at any given time.
  • Cassandraw3
    Cassandraw3 Posts: 1,214 Member
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    competeagain wrote: »

    What should I try to sell you then?

    Good food. I'm a sucker for a good food truck. Especially ones that sell burrito bowls.

  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Must like statistics.

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    If you badmouth my dog I will never speak to you again

    I also won't talk to anyone that badmouths your dog. I don't need terrible people in my life.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    thou must not exist so I don't have to see you
  • competeagain
    competeagain Posts: 770 Member
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    Cassandraw3 wrote: »
    competeagain wrote: »

    What should I try to sell you then?

    Good food. I'm a sucker for a good food truck. Especially ones that sell burrito bowls.

    Chipotle?
  • skctilidie
    skctilidie Posts: 1,405 Member
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    Cassandraw3 wrote: »
    Don't try to sell me crap.
    bufger wrote: »
    Never send me invites to Facebook games....
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    Must have an appreciation for dry, dark humour, other wise we will not get along.

    All those things combined? That’s the perfect trifecta. Ability to hold up your end of a conversation is a strong bonus.
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
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    Bring Beer :p
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    Must share memes and gifs
  • SandSeaSkySoul
    SandSeaSkySoul Posts: 212 Member
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    If I were to've friends here, my # 1 request's that if you leave MFP unfriend me 1st!
  • Cassandraw3
    Cassandraw3 Posts: 1,214 Member
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    competeagain wrote: »

    Chipotle?

    I love chipotle, but the nearest one to me is an hour away. :(

  • debrakgoogins
    debrakgoogins Posts: 2,034 Member
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    1) Must have watched (but not necessarily have liked) all the Star Wars movies.
    2) If they don't know what a muggle is, I assume they are one and thus, they are out.
    3) If they attempt to sell me Beachbody, shakes or It Works wraps, we are done. DONE.
    4) Are required to know who Lloyd Dobbler is
  • competeagain
    competeagain Posts: 770 Member
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    Cassandraw3 wrote: »
    competeagain wrote: »

    Chipotle?

    I love chipotle, but the nearest one to me is an hour away. :(

    That sucks! I got 2 within 10 minutes!!!!

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