Rules for Being My Friend (that May or May Not be Unreasonable)
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »If you badmouth my dog I will never speak to you again
I also won't talk to anyone that badmouths your dog. I don't need terrible people in my life.2 -
thou must not exist so I don't have to see you0
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Cassandraw3 wrote: »competeagain wrote: »
What should I try to sell you then?
Good food. I'm a sucker for a good food truck. Especially ones that sell burrito bowls.
Chipotle?0 -
Cassandraw3 wrote: »Don't try to sell me crap.Never send me invites to Facebook games....CoffeeAndContour wrote: »Must have an appreciation for dry, dark humour, other wise we will not get along.
All those things combined? That’s the perfect trifecta. Ability to hold up your end of a conversation is a strong bonus.1 -
Bring Beer
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Must share memes and gifs4
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If I were to've friends here, my # 1 request's that if you leave MFP unfriend me 1st!4
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1) Must have watched (but not necessarily have liked) all the Star Wars movies.
2) If they don't know what a muggle is, I assume they are one and thus, they are out.
3) If they attempt to sell me Beachbody, shakes or It Works wraps, we are done. DONE.
4) Are required to know who Lloyd Dobbler is1 -
Cassandraw3 wrote: »
That sucks! I got 2 within 10 minutes!!!!0 -
Don't pray for me or try to convert me to your religious beliefs.
Don't be a heavy drinker or drug user.
Don't expect me to text or talk on the phone.
Don't stop inviting me places because of my dd's issues.
Don't always be on a weird diet.
Don't try to sell me makeup, tupperware, sex toys, supplements, etc.
Don't ask me to paint, draw, sew, bake cakes, etc for free.
Don't be a snob.0 -
Don't pray for me or try to convert me to your religious beliefs.
Don't be a heavy drinker or drug user.
Don't expect me to text or talk on the phone.
Don't stop inviting me places because of my dd's issues.
Don't always be on a weird diet.
Don't try to sell me makeup, tupperware, sex toys, supplements, etc.
Don't ask me to paint, draw, sew, bake cakes, etc for free.
Don't be a snob.
Geez
You’re picky1 -
3. Thou shalt not besmirch my penchant for beating a dead horse.0
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Feed my ego.0
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My MFP friends have to be okay with the fact that I ignore my own feed, I ignore my own wall, I ignore everyone else's feed, I ignore everyone else's wall, I have my settings set so that you don't know when I completed my diary, exercised, logged on or lost a half pound and I only communicate in the open conversations on the threads and in my groups and very rarely PM. Which is probably why I have only one MFP friend who does things exactly the same way.
In real life I'm a chatty friendly type who is friends with whoever's friendly back to me with very few restrictions. I mean, I just have friend friends though. Not roll in the hay friends if you know what I mean because that's just gross.
So you're saying that potential MFP friends have to be ready for a roll in the hay?0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »We all have our little ‘things’ that make or break a friendship. What are yours? Mfp or real life, serious or not, what must we do or not do to be your friend?
1) Have to show mutual respect.
2) Have to put as much effort as I do.
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My MFP friends have to be okay with the fact that I ignore my own feed, I ignore my own wall, I ignore everyone else's feed, I ignore everyone else's wall, I have my settings set so that you don't know when I completed my diary, exercised, logged on or lost a half pound and I only communicate in the open conversations on the threads and in my groups and very rarely PM. Which is probably why I have only one MFP friend who does things exactly the same way.
In real life I'm a chatty friendly type who is friends with whoever's friendly back to me with very few restrictions. I mean, I just have friend friends though. Not roll in the hay friends if you know what I mean because that's just gross.
So you're saying that potential MFP friends have to be ready for a roll in the hay?
Well if it's a literal roll in the hay with horses overseeing our activities and we're at no risk of being kicked or trampled I guess it's okay as long you bring a lint roller and clean off my red and white checkered shirt and denim jodhpurs after.
Let's get to it, Catherine the Great!1 -
Don’t correct my pronunciation ya dillhole1
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »Must watch Vikings
YES!1 -
Always bring wine.2
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caco_ethes wrote: »Don’t correct my pronunciation ya dillhole
Caco rhymes with Taco.3 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Don’t correct my pronunciation ya dillhole
Caco rhymes with Taco.
YOU.
...can actually correct my pronunciation because reasons.
But no one else can2 -
Don't judge me.
Keep phone calls brief and to the point I have things to do.2 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Don’t correct my pronunciation ya dillhole
Caco rhymes with Taco.
YOU.
...can actually correct my pronunciation because reasons.
But no one else can
We can sound Canadian together
Can I do that successfully without calling anyone a hoser?
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Don’t correct my pronunciation ya dillhole
Caco rhymes with Taco.
YOU.
...can actually correct my pronunciation because reasons.
But no one else can
We can sound Canadian together
Can I do that successfully without calling anyone a hoser?
Yes because I have only ever called someone a hoser when I've tried to sound stereotypically Canadian to my American friends
Y'all hosers make me laugh like a beaver eating maple syrup with it's webbed paw on Tuesday.1 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Don’t correct my pronunciation ya dillhole
Caco rhymes with Taco.
YOU.
...can actually correct my pronunciation because reasons.
But no one else can
We can sound Canadian together
Can I do that successfully without calling anyone a hoser?
Yes because I have only ever called someone a hoser when I've tried to sound stereotypically Canadian to my American friends
Good, because I hate the word hoser and I don’t want to sound stereotypically Canadian.
Kinda like ‘eh’. I very rarely hear Canadians say this. I think it’s harder and harder to nail an accent anymore because everything keeps blending.0 -
Be positive. I don't need any negativity.2
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Unless we are in a hurricane, tsunami, hail storm, or some other bizarre weather incident, or unless the temperature is above 100 f or below 0 f, do not complain about the weather to me (especially if you don't work outside and sit in an office all day.)2
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caco_ethes wrote: »Undies are mandatory
any type though? does that matter??0
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