Who wants to join me in a cleanse?
BruinsGal_91
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Thought I was going to get kicked out of Bloomingdales, I was laughing so hard.
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Huh. Smart of Haibo to redesign their advertising. :laugh:14
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LMAO. But did you read the box, at least?BruinsGal_91 wrote: »Thought I was going to get kicked out of Bloomingdales, I was laughing so hard.
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Omg. They're Green Goop Gummy Bears. It's a travesty!
https://www.sugarfina.com/green-juice-bears-7-day-gummy-bear-cleanse
Point on the doll where the gummy hurt you...16 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »Omg. They're Green Goop Gummy Bears. It's a travesty!
https://www.sugarfina.com/green-juice-bears-7-day-gummy-bear-cleanse
Point on the doll where the gummy hurt you...
"Made with apple..."
Am I the only one who expected the next two words to be "cider vinegar"?22 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »Omg. They're Green Goop Gummy Bears. It's a travesty!
https://www.sugarfina.com/green-juice-bears-7-day-gummy-bear-cleanse
Point on the doll where the gummy hurt you...
"Baby Bear Shots"
That would be a good name for a band.
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I miss the awesome button.7
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Very enterprising of Haribo to re-brand all the "explosive" gummy bears. They must have a mountain of them left over after all the Amazon reviews. 9
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Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.2 -
Wonder what the price is?0
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My floors need cleansing. Oooooh wrong website. NVM4
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New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.8 -
Wonder what the price is?
The website linked above shows them as $23.00New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.
I looked at the ingredients list on their website:Ingredients:
Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A
Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.3 -
Wonder what the price is?
The website linked above shows them as $23.00New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.
I looked at the ingredients list on their website:Ingredients:
Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A
Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.
Humanity?9 -
Wonder what the price is?
The website linked above shows them as $23.00New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.
I looked at the ingredients list on their website:Ingredients:
Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A
Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.
So what you’re saying is that I can do this wonderful cleanse with rosé gummy bears instead since they are almost identical to these? Great!6 -
happytree923 wrote: »Wonder what the price is?
The website linked above shows them as $23.00New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.
I looked at the ingredients list on their website:Ingredients:
Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A
Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.
So what you’re saying is that I can do this wonderful cleanse with rosé gummy bears instead since they are almost identical to these? Great!
I mean, Haribo Sugar Free gummy bears would get the job done a lot quicker and cheaper. And OH so much more thoroughly.7 -
happytree923 wrote: »Wonder what the price is?
The website linked above shows them as $23.00New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.
I looked at the ingredients list on their website:Ingredients:
Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A
Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.
So what you’re saying is that I can do this wonderful cleanse with rosé gummy bears instead since they are almost identical to these? Great!
I mean, Haribo Sugar Free gummy bears would get the job done a lot quicker and cheaper. And OH so much more thoroughly.
I wonder what the effects of vodka-soaked Haribo sugar free gummy bears would be like. From a scientific standpoint obviously.4 -
happytree923 wrote: »happytree923 wrote: »Wonder what the price is?
The website linked above shows them as $23.00New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.
I looked at the ingredients list on their website:Ingredients:
Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A
Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.
So what you’re saying is that I can do this wonderful cleanse with rosé gummy bears instead since they are almost identical to these? Great!
I mean, Haribo Sugar Free gummy bears would get the job done a lot quicker and cheaper. And OH so much more thoroughly.
I wonder what the effects of vodka-soaked Haribo sugar free gummy bears would be like. From a scientific standpoint obviously.
I do believe that's what they call the burning ring of fire.5 -
Wonder what the price is?
The website linked above shows them as $23.00New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.
I looked at the ingredients list on their website:Ingredients:
Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A
Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.
The will to live.7 -
Wonder what the price is?
The website linked above shows them as $23.00New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.
I looked at the ingredients list on their website:Ingredients:
Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A
Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.
Your will to live?1 -
Wonder what the price is?
The website linked above shows them as $23.00New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.
I looked at the ingredients list on their website:Ingredients:
Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A
Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.
Your will to live?
:laugh: great minds
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happytree923 wrote: »happytree923 wrote: »Wonder what the price is?
The website linked above shows them as $23.00New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.
I looked at the ingredients list on their website:Ingredients:
Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A
Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.
So what you’re saying is that I can do this wonderful cleanse with rosé gummy bears instead since they are almost identical to these? Great!
I mean, Haribo Sugar Free gummy bears would get the job done a lot quicker and cheaper. And OH so much more thoroughly.
I wonder what the effects of vodka-soaked Haribo sugar free gummy bears would be like. From a scientific standpoint obviously.
Unspeakably ugly. A .gif comes to mind, but I don't dare post it here.
Clean version - think of cutting the bottom off a tube of toothpaste, uncapping the top, then squeezing it in the middle.5 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »happytree923 wrote: »happytree923 wrote: »Wonder what the price is?
The website linked above shows them as $23.00New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.
I looked at the ingredients list on their website:Ingredients:
Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A
Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.
So what you’re saying is that I can do this wonderful cleanse with rosé gummy bears instead since they are almost identical to these? Great!
I mean, Haribo Sugar Free gummy bears would get the job done a lot quicker and cheaper. And OH so much more thoroughly.
I wonder what the effects of vodka-soaked Haribo sugar free gummy bears would be like. From a scientific standpoint obviously.
I do believe that's what they call the burning ring of fire.
@nutmegoreo
I do believe that a review on Amazon says it best "volcanic eruption incinerating my delicate starfish".10 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »happytree923 wrote: »happytree923 wrote: »Wonder what the price is?
The website linked above shows them as $23.00New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.
I looked at the ingredients list on their website:Ingredients:
Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A
Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.
So what you’re saying is that I can do this wonderful cleanse with rosé gummy bears instead since they are almost identical to these? Great!
I mean, Haribo Sugar Free gummy bears would get the job done a lot quicker and cheaper. And OH so much more thoroughly.
I wonder what the effects of vodka-soaked Haribo sugar free gummy bears would be like. From a scientific standpoint obviously.
I do believe that's what they call the burning ring of fire.
@nutmegoreo
I do believe that a review on Amazon says it best "volcanic eruption incinerating my delicate starfish".
And then add vodka!3 -
Ingredients:
Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin AMade with apple, lemon, ginger, and greens, these all-natural bears are fat free, non-GMO, and contain 20% of your daily Vitamins C & A.
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I'm kinda not surprised that it originally started out as a joke, but loads of people didn't get it. MFP people get it though.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/10/03/the-7-day-gummy-bear-cleanse-is-real-because-we-are-on-a-rapid-path-toward-self-destruction/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4cdb78d48ac28 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »happytree923 wrote: »happytree923 wrote: »Wonder what the price is?
The website linked above shows them as $23.00New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.
I looked at the ingredients list on their website:Ingredients:
Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A
Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.
So what you’re saying is that I can do this wonderful cleanse with rosé gummy bears instead since they are almost identical to these? Great!
I mean, Haribo Sugar Free gummy bears would get the job done a lot quicker and cheaper. And OH so much more thoroughly.
I wonder what the effects of vodka-soaked Haribo sugar free gummy bears would be like. From a scientific standpoint obviously.
I do believe that's what they call the burning ring of fire.
@nutmegoreo
I do believe that a review on Amazon says it best "volcanic eruption incinerating my delicate starfish".
And then add vodka!
The vodka is so you won't give a *kitten* when you're pooping your intestines out.
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