Who wants to join me in a cleanse?

BruinsGal_91
BruinsGal_91 Posts: 1,400 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
Thought I was going to get kicked out of Bloomingdales, I was laughing so hard.

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  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    BruinsGal_91 wrote: »
    Thought I was going to get kicked out of Bloomingdales, I was laughing so hard.
    LMAO. But did you read the box, at least?
  • RAinWA
    RAinWA Posts: 1,980 Member
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Omg. They're Green Goop Gummy Bears. It's a travesty!

    https://www.sugarfina.com/green-juice-bears-7-day-gummy-bear-cleanse

    Point on the doll where the gummy hurt you...

    "Baby Bear Shots"

    That would be a good name for a band. :D
  • bpetrosky
    bpetrosky Posts: 3,911 Member
    edited August 2018
    [double posted]
  • L1zardQueen
    L1zardQueen Posts: 8,754 Member
    JInx
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 27,897 Member
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  • New_Heavens_Earth
    New_Heavens_Earth Posts: 610 Member
    edited August 2018
    Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
    Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
  • whitpauly
    whitpauly Posts: 1,483 Member
    Wonder what the price is?
  • L1zardQueen
    L1zardQueen Posts: 8,754 Member
    My floors need cleansing. Oooooh wrong website. NVM
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,344 Member
    whitpauly wrote: »
    Wonder what the price is?

    The website linked above shows them as $23.00


    Sloth2016 wrote: »
    New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »
    Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
    Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.

    The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.

    I looked at the ingredients list on their website:
    Ingredients:
    Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A

    Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.
  • happytree923
    happytree923 Posts: 463 Member
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    happytree923 wrote: »
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    whitpauly wrote: »
    Wonder what the price is?

    The website linked above shows them as $23.00


    Sloth2016 wrote: »
    New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »
    Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
    Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.

    The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.

    I looked at the ingredients list on their website:
    Ingredients:
    Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A

    Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.

    So what you’re saying is that I can do this wonderful cleanse with rosé gummy bears instead since they are almost identical to these? Great!

    I mean, Haribo Sugar Free gummy bears would get the job done a lot quicker and cheaper. And OH so much more thoroughly.

    I wonder what the effects of vodka-soaked Haribo sugar free gummy bears would be like. From a scientific standpoint obviously.

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