Who wants to join me in a cleanse?
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snickerscharlie wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »happytree923 wrote: »happytree923 wrote: »Wonder what the price is?
The website linked above shows them as $23.00New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.
I looked at the ingredients list on their website:Ingredients:
Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A
Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.
So what you’re saying is that I can do this wonderful cleanse with rosé gummy bears instead since they are almost identical to these? Great!
I mean, Haribo Sugar Free gummy bears would get the job done a lot quicker and cheaper. And OH so much more thoroughly.
I wonder what the effects of vodka-soaked Haribo sugar free gummy bears would be like. From a scientific standpoint obviously.
I do believe that's what they call the burning ring of fire.
@nutmegoreo
I do believe that a review on Amazon says it best "volcanic eruption incinerating my delicate starfish".
And then add vodka!
The vodka is so you won't give a *kitten* when you're pooping your intestines out.
Provided you manage to keep a seat on your throne!2 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »
The vodka is so you won't give a *kitten* when you're pooping your intestines out.
I mean... you'll have to literally give a *kitten*, I don't think you get much choice
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Unspeakably ugly. A .gif comes to mind, but I don't dare post it here.
Clean version - think of cutting the bottom off a tube of toothpaste, uncapping the top, then squeezing it in the middle.
At least one half of you will look like this.
The blue thing represents your soul and/or your dignity.5 -
BruinsGal_91 wrote: »I'm kinda not surprised that it originally started out as a joke, but loads of people didn't get it. MFP people get it though.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/10/03/the-7-day-gummy-bear-cleanse-is-real-because-we-are-on-a-rapid-path-toward-self-destruction/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4cdb78d48ac2
@BruinsGal_91 And anyone who's read the Amazon reviews for Haribo Sugarfree gummy bears, they are mortifying and hilarious.2 -
BruinsGal_91 wrote: »I'm kinda not surprised that it originally started out as a joke, but loads of people didn't get it. MFP people get it though.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/10/03/the-7-day-gummy-bear-cleanse-is-real-because-we-are-on-a-rapid-path-toward-self-destruction/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4cdb78d48ac2
Hilarious!0 -
BruinsGal_91 wrote: »I'm kinda not surprised that it originally started out as a joke, but loads of people didn't get it. MFP people get it though.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/10/03/the-7-day-gummy-bear-cleanse-is-real-because-we-are-on-a-rapid-path-toward-self-destruction/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4cdb78d48ac2
It's kind of sad regardless. I mean, either there are a lot of people who are willing to pay $23 for a week's worth of gummy bears because they're yummy, or a lot of people are not getting the joke and actually think it's doing something.
I mean, I like a good gummy bear as much as the next gal, but I can get a nice sized bag of gummies for way less than $23!
I think I'll just wait till the spring and do the Peep Cleanse.6 -
BruinsGal_91 wrote: »I'm kinda not surprised that it originally started out as a joke, but loads of people didn't get it. MFP people get it though.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/10/03/the-7-day-gummy-bear-cleanse-is-real-because-we-are-on-a-rapid-path-toward-self-destruction/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4cdb78d48ac2
@BruinsGal_91 And anyone who's read the Amazon reviews for Haribo Sugarfree gummy bears, they are mortifying and hilarious.
Oh so true....couldn't help myself eating these little sh**s. Didn't read the warnings!
Oh my lord....death would have been a blessing!6 -
BruinsGal_91 wrote: »I'm kinda not surprised that it originally started out as a joke, but loads of people didn't get it. MFP people get it though.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/10/03/the-7-day-gummy-bear-cleanse-is-real-because-we-are-on-a-rapid-path-toward-self-destruction/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4cdb78d48ac2
@BruinsGal_91 And anyone who's read the Amazon reviews for Haribo Sugarfree gummy bears, they are mortifying and hilarious.
Oh so true....couldn't help myself eating these little sh**s. Didn't read the warnings!
Oh my lord....death would have been a blessing!
Side note: Fat free Pringles have the same damned ingredient to cause the effect. Less of it, but enough to cause you to question your own existence and life in general. I did buy a pack of them for my cheating ex and his gf (ex-friend as well). Not even a little sorry2 -
Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.[/quote]
Humanity?[/quote]
I just snorted out loud at this and my husband looked at me like
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I came in here all like
but then I was like
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This thread reminds me of the good old days of MFP when snorting your coffee over your lap was a regular thing. <sigh>
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BruinsGal_91 wrote: »I'm kinda not surprised that it originally started out as a joke, but loads of people didn't get it. MFP people get it though.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/10/03/the-7-day-gummy-bear-cleanse-is-real-because-we-are-on-a-rapid-path-toward-self-destruction/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4cdb78d48ac2
@BruinsGal_91 And anyone who's read the Amazon reviews for Haribo Sugarfree gummy bears, they are mortifying and hilarious.
Oh so true....couldn't help myself eating these little sh**s. Didn't read the warnings!
Oh my lord....death would have been a blessing!
Side note: Fat free Pringles have the same damned ingredient to cause the effect. Less of it, but enough to cause you to question your own existence and life in general. I did buy a pack of them for my cheating ex and his gf (ex-friend as well). Not even a little sorry
Those are with olestra right? No snack is worth needing an adult diaper for the rest of the day.2 -
happytree923 wrote: »BruinsGal_91 wrote: »I'm kinda not surprised that it originally started out as a joke, but loads of people didn't get it. MFP people get it though.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/10/03/the-7-day-gummy-bear-cleanse-is-real-because-we-are-on-a-rapid-path-toward-self-destruction/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4cdb78d48ac2
@BruinsGal_91 And anyone who's read the Amazon reviews for Haribo Sugarfree gummy bears, they are mortifying and hilarious.
Oh so true....couldn't help myself eating these little sh**s. Didn't read the warnings!
Oh my lord....death would have been a blessing!
Side note: Fat free Pringles have the same damned ingredient to cause the effect. Less of it, but enough to cause you to question your own existence and life in general. I did buy a pack of them for my cheating ex and his gf (ex-friend as well). Not even a little sorry
Those are with olestra right? No snack is worth needing an adult diaper for the rest of the day.
Olestra chips and Alli. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya?9 -
happytree923 wrote: »BruinsGal_91 wrote: »I'm kinda not surprised that it originally started out as a joke, but loads of people didn't get it. MFP people get it though.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/10/03/the-7-day-gummy-bear-cleanse-is-real-because-we-are-on-a-rapid-path-toward-self-destruction/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4cdb78d48ac2
@BruinsGal_91 And anyone who's read the Amazon reviews for Haribo Sugarfree gummy bears, they are mortifying and hilarious.
Oh so true....couldn't help myself eating these little sh**s. Didn't read the warnings!
Oh my lord....death would have been a blessing!
Side note: Fat free Pringles have the same damned ingredient to cause the effect. Less of it, but enough to cause you to question your own existence and life in general. I did buy a pack of them for my cheating ex and his gf (ex-friend as well). Not even a little sorry
Those are with olestra right? No snack is worth needing an adult diaper for the rest of the day.
Olestra chips and Alli. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya?
No diaper on Earth is up to that challenge! Best go stand in the middle of the carwash with a couple of tarps.5 -
happytree923 wrote: »BruinsGal_91 wrote: »I'm kinda not surprised that it originally started out as a joke, but loads of people didn't get it. MFP people get it though.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/10/03/the-7-day-gummy-bear-cleanse-is-real-because-we-are-on-a-rapid-path-toward-self-destruction/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4cdb78d48ac2
@BruinsGal_91 And anyone who's read the Amazon reviews for Haribo Sugarfree gummy bears, they are mortifying and hilarious.
Oh so true....couldn't help myself eating these little sh**s. Didn't read the warnings!
Oh my lord....death would have been a blessing!
Side note: Fat free Pringles have the same damned ingredient to cause the effect. Less of it, but enough to cause you to question your own existence and life in general. I did buy a pack of them for my cheating ex and his gf (ex-friend as well). Not even a little sorry
Those are with olestra right? No snack is worth needing an adult diaper for the rest of the day.
I'd rather take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time than have to wear a diaper for day (or two depending on how much you eat)2 -
happytree923 wrote: »BruinsGal_91 wrote: »I'm kinda not surprised that it originally started out as a joke, but loads of people didn't get it. MFP people get it though.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/10/03/the-7-day-gummy-bear-cleanse-is-real-because-we-are-on-a-rapid-path-toward-self-destruction/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4cdb78d48ac2
@BruinsGal_91 And anyone who's read the Amazon reviews for Haribo Sugarfree gummy bears, they are mortifying and hilarious.
Oh so true....couldn't help myself eating these little sh**s. Didn't read the warnings!
Oh my lord....death would have been a blessing!
Side note: Fat free Pringles have the same damned ingredient to cause the effect. Less of it, but enough to cause you to question your own existence and life in general. I did buy a pack of them for my cheating ex and his gf (ex-friend as well). Not even a little sorry
Those are with olestra right? No snack is worth needing an adult diaper for the rest of the day.
Olestra chips and Alli. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya?
@pinuplove
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happytree923 wrote: »BruinsGal_91 wrote: »I'm kinda not surprised that it originally started out as a joke, but loads of people didn't get it. MFP people get it though.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/10/03/the-7-day-gummy-bear-cleanse-is-real-because-we-are-on-a-rapid-path-toward-self-destruction/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4cdb78d48ac2
@BruinsGal_91 And anyone who's read the Amazon reviews for Haribo Sugarfree gummy bears, they are mortifying and hilarious.
Oh so true....couldn't help myself eating these little sh**s. Didn't read the warnings!
Oh my lord....death would have been a blessing!
Side note: Fat free Pringles have the same damned ingredient to cause the effect. Less of it, but enough to cause you to question your own existence and life in general. I did buy a pack of them for my cheating ex and his gf (ex-friend as well). Not even a little sorry
Those are with olestra right? No snack is worth needing an adult diaper for the rest of the day.
Olestra chips and Alli. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya?
@pinuplove
Accurate
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happytree923 wrote: »BruinsGal_91 wrote: »I'm kinda not surprised that it originally started out as a joke, but loads of people didn't get it. MFP people get it though.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/10/03/the-7-day-gummy-bear-cleanse-is-real-because-we-are-on-a-rapid-path-toward-self-destruction/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4cdb78d48ac2
@BruinsGal_91 And anyone who's read the Amazon reviews for Haribo Sugarfree gummy bears, they are mortifying and hilarious.
Oh so true....couldn't help myself eating these little sh**s. Didn't read the warnings!
Oh my lord....death would have been a blessing!
Side note: Fat free Pringles have the same damned ingredient to cause the effect. Less of it, but enough to cause you to question your own existence and life in general. I did buy a pack of them for my cheating ex and his gf (ex-friend as well). Not even a little sorry
Those are with olestra right? No snack is worth needing an adult diaper for the rest of the day.
Olestra chips and Alli. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya?
@pinuplove
Accurate
Even more accurate:
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I’m assuming that since they are green that means they are organic and fit right in with clean eating.2
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happytree923 wrote: »Wonder what the price is?
The website linked above shows them as $23.00New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.
I looked at the ingredients list on their website:Ingredients:
Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A
Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.
So what you’re saying is that I can do this wonderful cleanse with rosé gummy bears instead since they are almost identical to these? Great!
I mean, Haribo Sugar Free gummy bears would get the job done a lot quicker and cheaper. And OH so much more thoroughly.
That reminds me of the time my diabetic father discovered sugar free candy and ate an entire large bag of Russell Stover sugar free pecan delights while he was visiting me once, not realizing what he was getting himself into. We had to have the carpet replaced.8 -
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Would this be a cleanse plus cardio????
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happytree923 wrote: »happytree923 wrote: »Wonder what the price is?
The website linked above shows them as $23.00New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Just clicked the link. They're out of stock,
Maybe sold out? Put cleanse with anything and someone will take it.
The store's exit isn't the only orifice those things are going to fly out of.
I looked at the ingredients list on their website:Ingredients:
Glucose syrup, sugar, gelatin, fruit juice concentrate (apple, lemon), spinach concentrate, citric acid, natural flavors, natural colors (spirulina, safflower), ginger extract, palm oil, beeswax, carnauba wax, vitamin C, vitamin A
Sooo, mostly sugar. I don't see any magic fairy dust or anything. Not sure exactly what it's supposed to "detox" you of.
So what you’re saying is that I can do this wonderful cleanse with rosé gummy bears instead since they are almost identical to these? Great!
I mean, Haribo Sugar Free gummy bears would get the job done a lot quicker and cheaper. And OH so much more thoroughly.
I wonder what the effects of vodka-soaked Haribo sugar free gummy bears would be like. From a scientific standpoint obviously.
The combination of those two things would create such a strong negative force that your mouth would actually repel them..1
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