Most people are shocked when they find out...

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  • justanotherloser007
    justanotherloser007 Posts: 578 Member
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    My mother is a schizophrenic, and my family abandoned me when I was 16yo. Fact: these shocking things are related. I have been married 23 years, and my husband has never met my Father. What is shocking about that? Evidently I am very "down to earth". Cuz hey, I know you all have families!
  • karsei01
    karsei01 Posts: 442 Member
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    My wife is 13 years younger than me, and thus closer in age to my son (12 years difference)
  • mojo4717
    mojo4717 Posts: 256 Member
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    I’m a granny
  • Gaygirl2120
    Gaygirl2120 Posts: 541 Member
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    That I’m a lesbian & that I’m 37 years old (I still get carded to buy lottery tickets).
  • sugaraddict4321
    sugaraddict4321 Posts: 15,720 MFP Moderator
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    Here's some shocking news - the MFP Community has rulez (also known as guidelines). Please make sure all posts comply with them. In particular:

    Guideline 1. No Attacks or Insults and No Reciprocation and
    Guideline 12. No Profane, Vulgar, Sexually Explicit or Illegal Images

    Please keep MFP a people- and workplace-friendly site. :flowerforyou:

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    How many pairs of plaid pants I own.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    I hate mayo, mayo substitutes, and all dishes/sides/sandwiches that use mayo.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
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    I eat no fruit, virtually no vegetables, and aside from BBQ sauce, I don't like condiments.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    I don't like foot massages.
    Leave my feet alone.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    tinak33 wrote: »
    I don't like foot massages.
    Leave my feet alone.

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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    I'm not big into back massages.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    that my real name is Kevin.

    @lstrat115
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
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    That I don't like nandos
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
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    shaf238 wrote: »
    That I don't like nandos

    If you are looking for authentic Portuguese cooking... I'm your girl! :) Bring Beer
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    I have never been drunk and never consumed more alcohol than a 1/3 of a beer once. I also have never done drugs.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    empresssue wrote: »
    I have never been drunk and never consumed more alcohol than a 1/3 of a beer once. I also have never done drugs.

    Caffeine is a drug. ;)
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
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    I am more cold, distant, and heartless than most people think.