38 yr old divorced single mom- AMA

Avocado_AS5

Ok I'm home with a sick kid today and already bored. I've always kind of wanted to do an Ask Me Anything thread but not sure if anyone is interested enough.
Plus I know how bad y'all can be!

May as well do one now!

brian_w7

How many games you think the Thunder will win this year?

Avocado_AS5

brian_w7 wrote: »

How many games you think the Thunder will win this year?

More than the Lakers.

iMago

would you mind if a guy saved you in his phone as "juggs bunny"?

SwannySez

How old were you when you learned the words to "Surrey with the fringe on top"?

ChaelAZ

If you could live anywhere, where would it be?

ChaelAZ

What is your dream job?

ExileFromTheNorth

What would be your final meal request if you were on Death Row...

Avocado_AS5

SwannySez wrote: »

Avocado_AS5 wrote: »

SwannySez wrote: »

Have you ever had sex in a moving vehicle?

Define "sex".

Intercourse. And I don't mean the town in Pennsylvania.

Avocado_AS5

FlufferCommandant wrote: »

would you mind if a guy saved you in his phone as "juggs bunny"?

That's already happened.

SwannySez

When you fantasize about me, am I wearing a flight suit and aviator shades?

Avocado_AS5

ChaelAZ wrote: »

If you could live anywhere, where would it be?

Someplace free.

ChaelAZ wrote: »

What is your dream job?

Professional napper.

Avocado_AS5

ExileFromTheNorth wrote: »

What would be your final meal request if you were on Death Row...

Bananas.

Avocado_AS5

SwannySez wrote: »

When you fantasize about me, am I wearing a flight suit and aviator shades?

SwannySez

Avocado_AS5 wrote: »

ExileFromTheNorth wrote: »

What would be your final meal request if you were on Death Row...

Bananas.

Avocado_AS5

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

What are 3 things you love about yourself?

My teeth aren't awful.
I'm a kickasss mom.
I'm genuine. 😊

Farmerj2000

SwannySez

How many men on your friends list do you just assume are wearing assless chaps right now?

Versicolour

In a month and a half this thread title will be exactly me!!

Avocado_AS5

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

What’s your hobby?

I'm a single mom. I enjoy long walks to the laundry room while balancing 4 full laundry baskets. I also love to embarrass my 10 and 14 year old daughters any time we are in public together.