The unfiltered, unangled, true-to-life selfie that actually looks like you thread

millionsofpeaches1

SabAteNine wrote: »

While we're at it, have what's probably my only toothy smile selfie. Braces were not a thing around here when I was young, and I have a lifetime of bruxism / filing down to show for, which makes me incredibly self-conscious about smiling on camera. But what the hell. Real life me doesn't just smirk so I guess this is real life me.

You have such a beautiful smile!

GinNJuice75

Gotta love a crappy cell phone selfie!

sniper300_Rum

GinNJuice75 wrote: »

Gotta love a crappy cell phone selfie!

Not crappy at all very sexy

Deadman_Diggingup

SnackherBarrell wrote: »

Thank goodness it is Wednesday becuase I'm dead already

😍

Keep_on_cardio

🦄🦄

cee134

DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »

SnackherBarrell wrote: »

Thank goodness it is Wednesday becuase I'm dead already

Boy, do I have some bad news for you

Quit ruining all our jokes!

SabAteNine

SnackherBarrell wrote: »

Thank goodness it is Wednesday becuase I'm dead already

So, two things about this.
1. Your eyes are unreal. I'm pretty sure you're a cyborg or something. Would you be a dear and pop'em out a bit for inspection and certification?
2. Probably because of 1., THEY FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE. I did the whole move-around until tangential to the screen thing. It's creepy but also kinda nice.

Gngr09

SabAteNine

rickswifey83 wrote: »

Hi there, lovely!
That's the face of "I'm kicking *kitten* this week". Yes you are, umbrella girl.

SabAteNine

DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »

SnackherBarrell wrote: »

DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »

SnackherBarrell wrote: »

DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »

SnackherBarrell wrote: »

Thank goodness it is Wednesday becuase I'm dead already

Boy, do I have some bad news for you

I gotta boogie?

It's only Tuesday, bb

That cannot be correct

If it helps, this is the face of someone who's equally unhappy about it

When I look at this it's like I *want* you to be angry and disappointed in me some more, because it looks so freaking darn good.