The unfiltered, unangled, true-to-life selfie that actually looks like you thread
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Crows feet...
Bags under my eyes...
Greys in my stubble...
The face can’t disguise...
That being a dad...
Well in to my 40s...
Oh hello there man-boobs...
I’m no longer sporty...
I wake with a yawn...
That turns to a moan..
And stiff in my hips
It grows to a groan...
I cannot disguise...
The pain I feel...
Until I hear him babbling...
Then I know it’s real...
I’m a dad in my 40s...
And I have so much love for him...
So I heave myself to work...
And pass the hours till I can see his tiny smile again!
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.
Oh office I think I have illegal paraphernalia in my pants
I was about to say the same thing but now you've ruined it for me.2 -
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.
Oh office I think I have illegal paraphernalia in my pants
I was about to say the same thing but now you've ruined it for me.
Well maybe we just both need to be searched at the same time? He seems good at his job
Well his uniform does say Gang Unit. If he can handle them. He can handle us lol4 -
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ExileFromTheNorth wrote: »
Crows feet...
Bags under my eyes...
Greys in my stubble...
The face can’t disguise...
That being a dad...
Well in to my 40s...
Oh hello there man-boobs...
I’m no longer sporty...
I wake with a yawn...
That turns to a moan..
And stiff in my hips
It grows to a groan...
I cannot disguise...
The pain I feel...
Until I hear him babbling...
Then I know it’s real...
I’m a dad in my 40s...
And I have so much love for him...
So I heave myself to work...
And pass the hours till I can see his tiny smile again!
This is awesome1 -
ExileFromTheNorth wrote: »
Crows feet...
Bags under my eyes...
Greys in my stubble...
The face can’t disguise...
That being a dad...
Well in to my 40s...
Oh hello there man-boobs...
I’m no longer sporty...
I wake with a yawn...
That turns to a moan..
And stiff in my hips
It grows to a groan...
I cannot disguise...
The pain I feel...
Until I hear him babbling...
Then I know it’s real...
I’m a dad in my 40s...
And I have so much love for him...
So I heave myself to work...
And pass the hours till I can see his tiny smile again!
Men age like fine wine....us women....we just age
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kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.
Just wondering who is gonna be the first here to ask about his weapon lol1 -
Misty_1375 wrote: »
Sadly not all of us. I always hoped to age like Pierce Brosnan or Sean Connery. Instead I'm aging like a goblin.I always thought women aged like fine wine.
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Showing off my new FDNY camo hat....:)
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Merrysailor5 wrote: »
That 5am, can’t sleep, what is sleep.... kitchen light filter.....
Mary I love the shape of your eyes.0 -
ExileFromTheNorth wrote: »
Crows feet...
Bags under my eyes...
Greys in my stubble...
The face can’t disguise...
That being a dad...
Well in to my 40s...
Oh hello there man-boobs...
I’m no longer sporty...
I wake with a yawn...
That turns to a moan..
And stiff in my hips
It grows to a groan...
I cannot disguise...
The pain I feel...
Until I hear him babbling...
Then I know it’s real...
I’m a dad in my 40s...
And I have so much love for him...
So I heave myself to work...
And pass the hours till I can see his tiny smile again!
Good looking DAD, Manni!1 -
SnackherBarrell wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.
Oh office I think I have illegal paraphernalia in my pantsR3d_butt3rfly wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.
Oh office I think I have illegal paraphernalia in my pants
I was about to say the same thing but now you've ruined it for me.SnackherBarrell wrote: »R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.
Oh office I think I have illegal paraphernalia in my pants
I was about to say the same thing but now you've ruined it for me.
Well maybe we just both need to be searched at the same time? He seems good at his job
assume the position! 1 -
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No makeup 😬21 -
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
You and your produce magic! Fruit has never been sexier.1 -
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SabAteNine wrote: »Post-run, zitty, sweaty and reflective. Some of you may think you've seen this. But no - it's without the insta color filter, which basically makes it brand new.
You take amazing photos, but this one might just be my favorite. :flowerforyou:1 -
ExileFromTheNorth wrote: »Boy got up at 4am...crying.
Only wants to watch tv whilst crying.
Currently it’s 11.30am...he’s crying.
He missed his morning nap...he’s crying.
He’s teething...so he’s crying.
He has a cough...so he’s crying.
This is me right now...inside I’m...
I remember and strangely enough, now that my kids are older and less dependent, I miss those days (just a little LOL). Sounds cliche I know, but it's true. ((((Hugs)))) friend, I hope you get some sleep.
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »Keto_N_Iron wrote: »
Right?! C'mon guys!
I wish I had that much hair.0
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