Stupid Advice That Everyone Gives
IHaveMyActTogether
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Share the pat answers to questions that people give ad nauseum that is not applicable many of the times.
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get over it9
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I'll start:
Scenario: Wendy lost weight. Suzy keeps bringing cupcakes to the office. Wendy perceives it as sabotge. Wendy complains on annonymous message board.
Pat Answer: Tell HR.
Reason why this answer is stupid: Wendy wants a promotion. HR isn't going to think of her as leadership potential if she can't handle petty grievances with one coworker.
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Scenario: Every relationship problem that someone brings up
Pat Answer: Communicate.
Reason why this answer is stupid: If a wife asks a man what he thinks of her and he says, well, she's a nagging *kitten*, it will likely make her *kitten* iness worse.
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Girls like nice guys.6
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Everything Happens for a Reason8
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Boba_14626 wrote: »Girls like nice guys.
I like nice guys.3 -
Nice Guys Finish Last.
Wait.
.... that's kinda true5 -
Calm down3
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Hold your head up
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Just sleep on it, it will all feel better in the morning.1
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IHaveMyActTogether wrote: »I'll start:
Scenario: Wendy lost weight. Suzy keeps bringing cupcakes to the office. Wendy perceives it as sabotge. Wendy complains on annonymous message board.
Pat Answer: Tell HR.
Reason why this answer is stupid: Wendy wants a promotion. HR isn't going to think of her as leadership potential if she can't handle petty grievances with one coworker.
I would be the worst (or maybe the best ) HR manager ever, because I would only have three answers to any given issue:
1. No.
2. Buck up and stop acting like a crybaby.
3. Rub some dirt on it.3 -
'Go with your gut feeling'
To a literal person like me this advice makes you obese6 -
Eat anything you want, just in moderation.8
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Follow your dreams.5
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Don't worry.
Oh gee, why didn't I think of that.9 -
Just roll with it.
Unless I’m stuck in a shopping cart in a hurricane, I don’t know how to apply this advice to my life9 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »get over it
Best answer in the history of answers.3 -
Pour_Decisions wrote: »Eat anything you want, just in moderation.
How 'bout now? I like that advice, not that it's good advice for everyone.7 -
It is what it is.3
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Live life to the fullest; live like it is your last day on earth, etc.
Who does this...most of us assume a week/year, etc. from now we will still be here and just live our day to day routine lives.4 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Just roll with it.
Unless I’m stuck in a shopping cart in a hurricane, I don’t know how to apply this advice to my life
Let's do this, it sounds fun. I already have the shopping cart. (don't ask)5 -
Push through the pain2
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Kill them with kindness.
yeah like that ever works :noway:6 -
Treat people like you want to be treated
Yeah does not always work...sometimes people need to be called out on their *kitten* to make them realize.3 -
Turn your head and cough.0
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Time heals all wounds. Wrong.
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Just choose to be happy. Happiness is a choice.
said no depressed person EVER.10 -
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someone else has it worse4
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