You Know You're Getting Old When......

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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited September 2018
    ...When you realize you're doing the "Charleston" to Uptown Funk... (true story) kzfcaiwpr18n.png

  • Sloth2016
    Sloth2016 Posts: 838 Member
    edited September 2018
    When the barstools keep getting higher.
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    When you dance in heels all night long then when you get in the bed, everything hurts & you hope you'll be able to get up for work the next day.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    ...People start telling you how young you look.. :/
  • FriendlessNameless
    FriendlessNameless Posts: 6 Member
    You're trapped in a casket about 6 feet underground
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    When you go to bed by 8 pm.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    You ditch work early... not to meet up with friends and party... but to head over to the lake and feed the ducks, alone.

    I go to a cemetary and do that. 😊
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    You ditch work early... not to meet up with friends and party... but to head over to the lake and feed the ducks, alone.

    I go to a cemetary and do that. 😊

    Hey, those goth ducks need to eat just like the rest of us!
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    edited September 2018
    You're contemplating bedtime very soon.
  • Adc7225
    Adc7225 Posts: 1,318 Member
    When you start picking out clothes based on their comfy level . . . I recently bought a onesie!!!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    When you go to bed by 8 pm.

    Wish I could stay up that late.


  • Rocknut53
    Rocknut53 Posts: 1,794 Member
    When your friends and family that are close to you are dropping like flies and you wonder if you're next. :/ *Posting for a friend...and not trying to be morbid, just realistic.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    all the years of sun exposure starts really showing on the skin.
  • cdlee4
    cdlee4 Posts: 507 Member
    it takes you 10 minutes to type your password into the login screen for Netflix on your tv. And prior that it took you 20 minutes to figure out how to login to Netflix on your tv.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Rocknut53 wrote: »
    When your friends and family that are close to you are dropping like flies and you wonder if you're next. :/ *Posting for a friend...and not trying to be morbid, just realistic.

    Someone dies and the first thing we do is subtract our age from theirs... :D
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited October 2018
    When you're out to dinner and have to check what time it is before you order 'coz you can't do spicy after 7... :(
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    You ask prospective dates if they would like to grab a malt sometime or go to the picture show. Then they say "What is this- 1955?" and spit in your face and walk off.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    For me it's seeing peoples kids grow up.
    When you remember a kid as a baby, and then "all of a sudden" they are as tall as you
  • Shannmfp11
    Shannmfp11 Posts: 339 Member
    My favorite songs from high school and college are on some oldies station!
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    Just recently buying lightbulb back in the day you could pick them up for 1:98 now it was 6:99 what a rip off. When did thing become so expensive without me knowing it. I swear i was awake for all 42 years I've been on earth
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    michael1976_ca wrote: »
    Just recently buying lightbulb back in the day you could pick them up for 1:98 now it was 6:99 what a rip off. When did thing become so expensive without me knowing it. I swear i was awake for all 42 years I've been on earth
    I'm still using lanterns, bro.
  • glgcam5150
    glgcam5150 Posts: 3,728 Member
    sigh..
    When All Your Sport Heroes
    Growing Up
    Are Now Retired
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    When you're talking to your kids and it dawns on you you're sounding just like your mother did. 😔
  • cdlee4
    cdlee4 Posts: 507 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    You ask prospective dates if they would like to grab a malt sometime or go to the picture show. Then they say "What is this- 1955?" and spit in your face and walk off.

    I also tell them I've got a whole nickel to spend tonight baby, what should we do?
  • dcresider
    dcresider Posts: 1,272 Member
    You know you're getting older when one of the millenials asked me who the Cure was? What??
  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,817 Member
    Right on! I’ve never heard of them, but I love the sound! I hope it was a fun concert!
  • Shannmfp11
    Shannmfp11 Posts: 339 Member
    When I talk to my child and hear my mother’s voice coming out of my mouth! :*

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