You Know You're Getting Old When......
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...It takes twice as long to look half as good.7
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You still think you're kinda cool until you spend some time with a group of teens... only to find out you're lame af, you know nothing about anything except throwing shade.2
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You decide to party into the early hours and can' hardly walk the next day...1
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When you purchased TSO tickets and then discover Jeff Dunham is the same week and you are not sure you want to go to Sprint Center twice in one year.2
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When you get complimented on the vintage Paul McCartney concert t shirt you're wearing...that you bought at the actual concert.3
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When you realize that 10 years ago you walked on your treadmill for an hour at 3.8 - 4.0 and you felt like you could keep going (I used to take an aerobics class after), and now, you walk 3.0-3.2 and have your eye on countdown for the last 5 minutes, to get to an hour.1
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You can't buy shoes simply because they look cool. They have to be breathable for the bunions.0
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You and your teeth don't sleep together6
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When I tell someone I went to Jack Benny Jr. High School and people don't know who he is.0
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...When you realize you're doing the "Charleston" to Uptown Funk... (true story)
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When the barstools keep getting higher.1
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When you dance in heels all night long then when you get in the bed, everything hurts & you hope you'll be able to get up for work the next day.1
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...People start telling you how young you look..2
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You're trapped in a casket about 6 feet underground4
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We were in Maui last year. Having dinner. Waitress took our order, but that's about all she did. Meanwhile, this busboy is hustling all around. Our water never got low, brought us our dishes on time, was always right there attending to anything we needed. As we were getting ready to pay the check, I called him over. Thanked him for all his hard work and tipped him $20. Asked his name and introduced ourselves. He said Thank you and couldn't believe we tipped him. I told him that I was a busboy back in the late 60's and that they are very underappreciated and I just wanted him to know that we appreciated all his hard work. He said, "Thank you."
Wish he stopped there, but then he added, "I hope I am cool as you are, when I get to be your age."8 -
You ditch work early... not to meet up with friends and party... but to head over to the lake and feed the ducks, alone.9
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When you go to bed by 8 pm.1
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »You ditch work early... not to meet up with friends and party... but to head over to the lake and feed the ducks, alone.
I go to a cemetary and do that. 😊2 -
Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »You ditch work early... not to meet up with friends and party... but to head over to the lake and feed the ducks, alone.
I go to a cemetary and do that. 😊
Hey, those goth ducks need to eat just like the rest of us!4
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