Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

BlowPopKisses

Tigg_er wrote: »

BlowPopKisses wrote: »

mattig89ch wrote: »

BlowPopKisses wrote: »

I will fight for you, but I will not compete for you

Can I ask how you managed to change your text color?

Sure thing hon, here's a few links for ya'

•MFP Forums Emojis

•link to: emojipedia

•link to: Full List of BBcode Colors

And Here I thought you always waved a magic wand

haha, I do try and keep a lil magic on hand too. :bigsmile:

Tigg_er

BlowPopKisses wrote: »

Tigg_er wrote: »

BlowPopKisses wrote: »

mattig89ch wrote: »

BlowPopKisses wrote: »

I will fight for you, but I will not compete for you

Can I ask how you managed to change your text color?

Sure thing hon, here's a few links for ya'

•MFP Forums Emojis

•link to: emojipedia

•link to: Full List of BBcode Colors

And Here I thought you always waved a magic wand

haha, I do try and keep a lil magic on hand too. :bigsmile:

I bet you do

iMago

bathroom floor like

Plague_Doktor

mattig89ch wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

When he won’t beard selfie for me. 🙁😠

you gotta ask to receive.

Officially asking

mattig89ch

Plague_Doktor wrote: »

mattig89ch wrote: »

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

When he won’t beard selfie for me. 🙁😠

you gotta ask to receive.

Officially asking

Asking who?

mtndewme

When they won't take a professional family portrait with me and the baby. (cat)

your_future_ex_wife

mtndewme wrote: »

When they won't take a professional family portrait with me and the baby. (cat)

I’d do it as long as we all wear antlers.

your_future_ex_wife

Bringing the phone in the bathroom. So unsanitary.

Putting purses on my kitchen counters. So unsanitary.

Kissing. So un- Oh. That one’s ok.

laprimaJenny

pizzamyheart

If he chews on his toenails at the dinner table

Reckoner68

When she summons a pumpkin-headed monster to get revenge on me

iMago

Reckoner68 wrote: »

When she summons a pumpkin-headed monster to get revenge on me

god i hope that's a surprise movie Joe bob and Darcy do this coming weekend

Reckoner68

iMago wrote: »

Reckoner68 wrote: »

When she summons a pumpkin-headed monster to get revenge on me

god i hope that's a surprise movie Joe bob and Darcy do this coming weekend

That would be great except for the fact that I just watched it. Supposed to be three movies I think and it would be a good one

Pistolcoach

Indifference, apathy, dishonesty, and disrespect...... also dirty fingernails and decaying teeth

mtndewme

When they can't give me a small loan of a million dollars.

Ironwoman1111

pizzamyheart wrote: »

If he chews on his toenails at the dinner table

Yeah, I can see your point but I think it’s worse when they do it in the train 🚊 first thing in the morning.

Pistolcoach wrote: »

Indifference, apathy, dishonesty, and disrespect...... also dirty fingernails and decaying teeth

Are you sure you didn’t forget something?🤣

happimess01

when they are obsessed with kegeling and start doing it every time they are not busy