Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    idleness, sloth, if he does not defend the rights of the poor and needy, drunkenness, if he is unkind to animals, if he is charmed by vanities, boastfulness, oath-breaking, cheating at cards, skinny jeans, a caesar haircut, sowing strife

    A what kind of haircut?
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    idleness, sloth, if he does not defend the rights of the poor and needy, drunkenness, if he is unkind to animals, if he is charmed by vanities, boastfulness, oath-breaking, cheating at cards, skinny jeans, a caesar haircut, sowing strife

    wearers of pepperonis, hoarders of ice cream
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    5ofseven wrote: »
    idleness, sloth, if he does not defend the rights of the poor and needy, drunkenness, if he is unkind to animals, if he is charmed by vanities, boastfulness, oath-breaking, cheating at cards, skinny jeans, a caesar haircut, sowing strife

    wearers of pepperonis, hoarders of ice cream

    ❤️❤️❤️
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    idleness, sloth, if he does not defend the rights of the poor and needy, drunkenness, if he is unkind to animals, if he is charmed by vanities, boastfulness, oath-breaking, cheating at cards, skinny jeans, a caesar haircut, sowing strife

    A what kind of haircut?

    You’re here! 🤗
  • Ashkea76
    Ashkea76 Posts: 7,162 Member
    If he lives with his mother
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    Ashkea76 wrote: »
    If he lives with his mother

    I always thought this indicated loyalty. :|
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
    If they don’t like dad bods in polo shirts & khakis.

    How about belts?
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    5ofseven wrote: »
    If they don’t like dad bods in polo shirts & khakis.

    How about belts?

    What kind of monster doesn’t like belts?
  • sean_ct
    sean_ct Posts: 519 Member
    When they turn that cupcake upside down and eat the icing first

    Get out 🦶

    Same with muffins. Eat, (or toss) the stump, first, then savor the delicious top.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    When they turn that cupcake upside down and eat the icing first

    Get out 🦶

    Is this innuendo?
  • sean_ct
    sean_ct Posts: 519 Member
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    When you leave your freshly clipped toenails on my bathroom floor

    Better than in the bed.
  • 5ofseven wrote: »
    If they don’t like dad bods in polo shirts & khakis.

    How about belts?

    What kind of monster doesn’t like belts?

    Suspender-Monster doesn’t care for belts
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
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    When you leave your freshly clipped toenails on my bathroom floor

    You are pushing it with the foot talk today
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
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    When you leave your freshly clipped toenails on my bathroom floor

    You are pushing it with the foot talk today

    Are you asking to see my feets? I think you want to see my feets 😏💋

    NO UNSOLICITED FEET PICS
  • 5ziseertuj8w.gif

    When you leave your freshly clipped toenails on my bathroom floor

    You are pushing it with the foot talk today

    Are you asking to see my feets? I think you want to see my feets 😏💋

    NO UNSOLICITED FEET PICS

    It’s fun to see ladies talking about unsolicited pics and not get @‘d for once!
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    5ofseven wrote: »
    If they don’t like dad bods in polo shirts & khakis.

    How about belts?

    What kind of monster doesn’t like belts?

    Suspender-Monster doesn’t care for belts

    Insightful!
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  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    if he’s afraid of the teeth
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    LaneaJ wrote: »
    if he’s afraid of the teeth

    🤔 What's scary about teeth? 😏

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    Absolutely nothing 😂
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    ♥️
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    When she seems me finally relaxed and decided "hey, let's clean " and wants me to move out the stove, refrigerator, stuff from closets, lift a bed and do everything else I don't want to do on my day off.... This is why I'm single. If you can't lift the bed then you shouldn't want to clean under it!

    Which is precisely why I own no bed frames. :)
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    LaneaJ wrote: »
    if he’s afraid of the teeth

    🤔 What's scary about teeth? 😏

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    Absolutely nothing 😂
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    Ewwww nightmares
  • 7rainbow
    7rainbow Posts: 161 Member
    Lol I'm forever single so I don't even have my list yet. 😅
  • kali31337
    kali31337 Posts: 1,048 Member
    Children. I am happily childfree and will be staying that way.
  • chuckle_bunny
    chuckle_bunny Posts: 496 Member
    kali31337 wrote: »
    Children. I am happily childfree and will be staying that way.
    Let's go to Sears and make fun of breeders lol
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    When he double dips

    😬
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    When he double dips

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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    edited February 2021
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    When he double dips

    Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus? :D

    I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂

    Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?

    Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.

    I won’t share a snack bag because hands are gross. If you want some get a bowl.