Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker
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twitchandshout wrote: »idleness, sloth, if he does not defend the rights of the poor and needy, drunkenness, if he is unkind to animals, if he is charmed by vanities, boastfulness, oath-breaking, cheating at cards, skinny jeans, a caesar haircut, sowing strife
A what kind of haircut?2 -
twitchandshout wrote: »idleness, sloth, if he does not defend the rights of the poor and needy, drunkenness, if he is unkind to animals, if he is charmed by vanities, boastfulness, oath-breaking, cheating at cards, skinny jeans, a caesar haircut, sowing strife
wearers of pepperonis, hoarders of ice cream0 -
twitchandshout wrote: »idleness, sloth, if he does not defend the rights of the poor and needy, drunkenness, if he is unkind to animals, if he is charmed by vanities, boastfulness, oath-breaking, cheating at cards, skinny jeans, a caesar haircut, sowing strife
wearers of pepperonis, hoarders of ice cream
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twitchandshout wrote: »idleness, sloth, if he does not defend the rights of the poor and needy, drunkenness, if he is unkind to animals, if he is charmed by vanities, boastfulness, oath-breaking, cheating at cards, skinny jeans, a caesar haircut, sowing strife
A what kind of haircut?
You’re here! 🤗1 -
If he lives with his mother1
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twitchandshout wrote: »If they don’t like dad bods in polo shirts & khakis.
How about belts?1 -
twitchandshout wrote: »If they don’t like dad bods in polo shirts & khakis.
How about belts?
What kind of monster doesn’t like belts?1 -
Kashmir_314_ wrote: »When they turn that cupcake upside down and eat the icing first
Get out 🦶
Same with muffins. Eat, (or toss) the stump, first, then savor the delicious top.0 -
Kashmir_314_ wrote: »When they turn that cupcake upside down and eat the icing first
Get out 🦶
Is this innuendo?1 -
Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
When you leave your freshly clipped toenails on my bathroom floor
Better than in the bed.3 -
twitchandshout wrote: »twitchandshout wrote: »If they don’t like dad bods in polo shirts & khakis.
How about belts?
What kind of monster doesn’t like belts?
Suspender-Monster doesn’t care for belts2 -
Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
When you leave your freshly clipped toenails on my bathroom floor
You are pushing it with the foot talk today1 -
Kashmir_314_ wrote: »twitchandshout wrote: »Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
When you leave your freshly clipped toenails on my bathroom floor
You are pushing it with the foot talk today
Are you asking to see my feets? I think you want to see my feets 😏💋
NO UNSOLICITED FEET PICS2 -
twitchandshout wrote: »Kashmir_314_ wrote: »twitchandshout wrote: »Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
When you leave your freshly clipped toenails on my bathroom floor
You are pushing it with the foot talk today
Are you asking to see my feets? I think you want to see my feets 😏💋
NO UNSOLICITED FEET PICS
It’s fun to see ladies talking about unsolicited pics and not get @‘d for once!2 -
Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »twitchandshout wrote: »twitchandshout wrote: »If they don’t like dad bods in polo shirts & khakis.
How about belts?
What kind of monster doesn’t like belts?
Suspender-Monster doesn’t care for belts
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if he’s afraid of the teeth1
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Absolutely nothing 😂
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Absolutely nothing 😂
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When she seems me finally relaxed and decided "hey, let's clean " and wants me to move out the stove, refrigerator, stuff from closets, lift a bed and do everything else I don't want to do on my day off.... This is why I'm single. If you can't lift the bed then you shouldn't want to clean under it!
Which is precisely why I own no bed frames.
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Absolutely nothing 😂
Ewwww nightmares1 -
Lol I'm forever single so I don't even have my list yet. 😅0
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Children. I am happily childfree and will be staying that way.3
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »When he double dips
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »When he double dips
Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus?
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »When he double dips
Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus?
I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂
Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?
Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.0 -
eatpolerepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »When he double dips
Haha my dh gave me the stink eye last night when I double dipped my carrots in my hummus as he was munching on his smartfood popcorn licking his fingers. Like *he's* going to eat hummus?
I'd be giving you the stink eye too 😂
Yeh, but you'd probably actually eat hummus and wouldn't lick your fingers after Smartfood. Would you?
Oh no, mental images. Hate those sometimes.
I won’t share a snack bag because hands are gross. If you want some get a bowl.1
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