Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    If he’s a sink pee-er.

    I did not know this is a thing until recently.

    It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.

    What 🤷🏽‍♂️....




















    No, I'm kidding... That's f'n disgusting, and I can't even lol lol

    tbh I've done that a time or two just because i wanna see the look on their faces once i tell them about it

    You've never considered just saying that you did to get the same effect...

    not really. and if anything it'd be funnier to be caught in the act
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    If he’s a sink pee-er.

    I did not know this is a thing until recently.

    It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.

    What 🤷🏽‍♂️....




















    No, I'm kidding... That's f'n disgusting, and I can't even lol lol

    tbh I've done that a time or two just because i wanna see the look on their faces once i tell them about it

    You've never considered just saying that you did to get the same effect...

    not really. and if anything it'd be funnier to be caught in the act

    Okay now I'm loling :lol:
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    If he’s a sink pee-er.

    I did not know this is a thing until recently.

    It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.

    What 🤷🏽‍♂️....




















    No, I'm kidding... That's f'n disgusting, and I can't even lol lol

    tbh I've done that a time or two just because i wanna see the look on their faces once i tell them about it

    You've never considered just saying that you did to get the same effect...

    not really. and if anything it'd be funnier to be caught in the act

    I hope she farts on your toothbrush.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    If he’s a sink pee-er.

    I did not know this is a thing until recently.

    It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.

    What 🤷🏽‍♂️....




















    No, I'm kidding... That's f'n disgusting, and I can't even lol lol

    tbh I've done that a time or two just because i wanna see the look on their faces once i tell them about it

    You've never considered just saying that you did to get the same effect...

    not really. and if anything it'd be funnier to be caught in the act

    I hope she farts on your toothbrush.

    women so nasty sometimes smh
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    If he’s a sink pee-er.

    I did not know this is a thing until recently.

    It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.

    What 🤷🏽‍♂️....




















    No, I'm kidding... That's f'n disgusting, and I can't even lol lol

    tbh I've done that a time or two just because i wanna see the look on their faces once i tell them about it

    You've never considered just saying that you did to get the same effect...

    not really. and if anything it'd be funnier to be caught in the act

    I hope she farts on your toothbrush.

    women so nasty sometimes smh

    Barbarians.

  • competeagain2x
    competeagain2x Posts: 149 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    If he’s a sink pee-er.

    I did not know this is a thing until recently.

    It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.

    What 🤷🏽‍♂️....




















    No, I'm kidding... That's f'n disgusting, and I can't even lol lol

    tbh I've done that a time or two just because i wanna see the look on their faces once i tell them about it

    You've never considered just saying that you did to get the same effect...

    not really. and if anything it'd be funnier to be caught in the act

    I hope she farts on your toothbrush.

    women so nasty sometimes smh

    Barbarians.

    True story
    And I like it
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If he’s a sink pee-er.

    I did not know this is a thing until recently.

    It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.

    i used to know a guy who would pee on his houseplant because “it seemed like a waste” not to

    Wow... I bet he was rather gifted in aspects of his life no one ever recognized
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If he’s a sink pee-er.

    I did not know this is a thing until recently.

    It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.

    i used to know a guy who would pee on his houseplant because “it seemed like a waste” not to

    Wow... I bet he was rather gifted in aspects of his life no one ever recognized

    when i asked him to pls stop he said “you dont understand having a peni$ is a really big deal” and i still don’t know what that means

    Well obviously...

    Just think about all the money and water he's saving, 1.6 gallons per flush, plus what would have been used to water the plants... Not to mention all the energy that would have been required to process the wastewater discharge...

    OMG this guys from the freaking future lol...

    Yeah... It's a very big deal, I suddenly feel exponentially empowered as a man :smirk::lol:
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    If he’s a sink pee-er.

    I did not know this is a thing until recently.

    It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.


    That's disgusting.









    Seriously, why use a sink when you have a perfectly good hotel balcony?

    when my little guy was 4 years old we went on a hike and at the top was this look out tower where you could see the whole city of Dallas and it was dusk and just really pretty and straight away he turns to me and says “can i please pee off this?”

    and there were two dudes up there we didn’t know and they just nodded at him when he said it

    Your kid.

    He's okay.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Ok, so two observations from the past bit of chat

    1) peeing in a sink, it's gross, don't get me wrong, but is it really any grosser than people washing their filthy hands after touching their...whatever...in a sink?
    ...public sinks are cesspools

    2) peeing in house plants? I'm so curious now...does human urine 'hydrate' a plant or does it kill it like dog urine scalds grass?
    Questions!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    If he’s a sink pee-er.

    I did not know this is a thing until recently.

    It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.


    That's disgusting.









    Seriously, why use a sink when you have a perfectly good hotel balcony?

    when my little guy was 4 years old we went on a hike and at the top was this look out tower where you could see the whole city of Dallas and it was dusk and just really pretty and straight away he turns to me and says “can i please pee off this?”

    and there were two dudes up there we didn’t know and they just nodded at him when he said it

    So...did you let him!?!
  • danavelling
    danavelling Posts: 1,224 Member
    Telling me he’s gonna be a daddy when I’m not pregnant
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    If he’s a sink pee-er.

    I did not know this is a thing until recently.

    It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.


    That's disgusting.









    Seriously, why use a sink when you have a perfectly good hotel balcony?

    when my little guy was 4 years old we went on a hike and at the top was this look out tower where you could see the whole city of Dallas and it was dusk and just really pretty and straight away he turns to me and says “can i please pee off this?”

    and there were two dudes up there we didn’t know and they just nodded at him when he said it

    So...did you let him!?!
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    If he’s a sink pee-er.

    I did not know this is a thing until recently.

    It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.


    That's disgusting.









    Seriously, why use a sink when you have a perfectly good hotel balcony?

    when my little guy was 4 years old we went on a hike and at the top was this look out tower where you could see the whole city of Dallas and it was dusk and just really pretty and straight away he turns to me and says “can i please pee off this?”

    and there were two dudes up there we didn’t know and they just nodded at him when he said it

    So...did you let him!?!

    no


    my answer would have been:

    Sure; go ahead, just be mindful of the wind direction.




    ... and don't tell mom.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
    When he doesn’t share his food!

    When she wants me to share my food!

    Sharing is caring!

    Boy Howdy!
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    When he doesn’t share his food!

    I'm probably going to order a salad... Hoping to get a taste of yours lol
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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member

    Mah dude I'm gonna order a half of a lemon wedge and eat her entire plate of lasagna

    Like hell you will.

    Order Tiramisu and let me eat 80% of it.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »

    Mah dude I'm gonna order a half of a lemon wedge and eat her entire plate of lasagna

    Like hell you will.

    Order Tiramisu and let me eat 80% of it.

    Only 80%? You’re too nice.
    Order tiramisu and I promise to eat all of it.

    Well yeah I feel better if I let him have a few bites. :smiley:
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »

    Mah dude I'm gonna order a half of a lemon wedge and eat her entire plate of lasagna

    Like hell you will.

    Order Tiramisu and let me eat 80% of it.

    Okay but you better eat quick... I can only stare at it for so long between it turns into a spoon fencing match lol
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »

    Mah dude I'm gonna order a half of a lemon wedge and eat her entire plate of lasagna

    Like hell you will.

    Order Tiramisu and let me eat 80% of it.

    Okay but you better eat quick... I can only stare at it for so long between it turns into a spoon fencing match lol

    Oh I am an eater. Dont worry. Lol
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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    When he doesn’t share his food!

    I'm probably going to order a salad... Hoping to get a taste of yours lol

    Mah dude I'm gonna order a half of a lemon wedge and eat her entire plate of lasagna

    And then be like 🙄, when she wants a taste of my lemon
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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »

    Mah dude I'm gonna order a half of a lemon wedge and eat her entire plate of lasagna

    Like hell you will.

    Order Tiramisu and let me eat 80% of it.

    Okay but you better eat quick... I can only stare at it for so long between it turns into a spoon fencing match lol

    Oh I am an eater. Dont worry. Lol

    This sounds like my kinda challenge... :kissing_heart:
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member

    LOL y'all have no idea what you're messing with here :D:D I've gone to prison for much less

    I dont speak innuendo. The only languages I speak are blunt and direct.