Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    If her gif game is weak.
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    If her gif game is weak.

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  • SwannySez wrote: »
    If he is crass and/or inappropriate, especially around children or at family functions.

    This explains SO much!

    Those children are forever traumatized cuz you just can't handle yourself... 😳

    Seriously though, time and a place.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    If she can't keep up with my movie references

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  • MissCaprichosa
    MissCaprichosa Posts: 2 Member
    Cheating, lying in general ...
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Don’t tickle me, all four limbs will start swinging for your delicates
  • I can turn my tickleishness off and on at will
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    If they ask to borrow money after 1 date

    Using the words "money longering sceam"

    you never know- he might've been the one to for fill all your dreams
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  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Don’t tickle me, all four limbs will start swinging for your delicates

    Me.


    I can turn my tickleishness off and on at will

    Girl is you a superhero?
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  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Don’t tickle me, all four limbs will start swinging for your delicates

    Me.


    I can turn my tickleishness off and on at will

    Girl is you a superhero?
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    Thats a super power for sure.

    One time i was held down by three neighbor kids while a fourth tickled me and i have never felt so much blind panic in my life

    I’m panicking just reading this.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Don’t tickle me, all four limbs will start swinging for your delicates

    Me.


    I can turn my tickleishness off and on at will

    Girl is you a superhero?
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    Thats a super power for sure.

    One time i was held down by three neighbor kids while a fourth tickled me and i have never felt so much blind panic in my life

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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    If they ask to borrow money after 1 date

    Using the words "money longering sceam"

    Crack ain't cheap.
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,371 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Don’t tickle me, all four limbs will start swinging for your delicates

    Me.


    I can turn my tickleishness off and on at will

    Girl is you a superhero?
    p69vtr7yknzq.gif


    Thats a super power for sure.

    One time i was held down by three neighbor kids while a fourth tickled me and i have never felt so much blind panic in my life

    My (childless) aunt used to tickle me until I almost puked. In hindsight, I probably should have, might have stopped her. Anyway, I learned not to be ticklish.
  • Mean_Spice
    Mean_Spice Posts: 279 Member
    not considerate of others
    frivolous standards
    does not like puppies or kitties
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Won’t tickle me, we can’t date.
    This may become one for me, but we’ll see. The only rule: he will not even think about/ask to touch any body part except my back, and he will only use his hands-none of the R-rated or gross discipline-based methods-for a skin-to-clothes (at first, but we’d evolve until comfortable showing skin-to-skin union) gentle relief-fest. I have a bad back, and a good (fairly platonic only, please) gentle back tickle-rub is the only non-medicine thing that quiets the nerves and eases the muscles. I know it sounds gross and woo-worthy, but that's how my broken body operates!
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Drinks milk.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Drinks milk.

    Plans tonight??
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    If he’s a sink pee-er.

    I did not know this is a thing until recently.

    It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.

    Aaaw...hugs.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If he’s a sink pee-er.

    I did not know this is a thing until recently.

    It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.

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    No, I'm kidding... That's f'n disgusting, and I can't even lol lol
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    If he’s a sink pee-er.

    I did not know this is a thing until recently.

    It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.

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    No, I'm kidding... That's f'n disgusting, and I can't even lol lol

    tbh I've done that a time or two just because i wanna see the look on their faces once i tell them about it
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    If he’s a sink pee-er.

    I did not know this is a thing until recently.

    It’s a miracle some men are even let out in public. Sheesh.

    What 🤷🏽‍♂️....




















    No, I'm kidding... That's f'n disgusting, and I can't even lol lol

    tbh I've done that a time or two just because i wanna see the look on their faces once i tell them about it

    You've never considered just saying that you did to get the same effect...