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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »

    Mah dude I'm gonna order a half of a lemon wedge and eat her entire plate of lasagna

    Like hell you will.

    Order Tiramisu and let me eat 80% of it.

    Okay but you better eat quick... I can only stare at it for so long between it turns into a spoon fencing match lol

    Oh I am an eater. Dont worry. Lol

    This sounds like my kinda challenge... :kissing_heart:

    It would be fun to smear cream on your face but I don't want to waste any
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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »

    LOL y'all have no idea what you're messing with here :D:D I've gone to prison for much less

    I dont speak innuendo. The only languages I speak are blunt and direct.

    You touch my food you die...

    Evil clown.....

    Actually, I usually share and stuff and vice versa.
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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »

    LOL y'all have no idea what you're messing with here :D:D I've gone to prison for much less

    I dont speak innuendo. The only languages I speak are blunt and direct.

    You touch my food you die...

    Evil clown.....

    Actually, I usually share and stuff and vice versa.

    Any sharing of food has to be contractually agreed upon before ordering the meal.

    Most restaurants give too much food nowadays imo.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »

    LOL y'all have no idea what you're messing with here :D:D I've gone to prison for much less

    I dont speak innuendo. The only languages I speak are blunt and direct.

    You touch my food you die...

    Evil clown.....

    Actually, I usually share and stuff and vice versa.

    Any sharing of food has to be contractually agreed upon before ordering the meal.

    Now see this could never work for me... I prefer to contractually agree after the meal
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »

    Mah dude I'm gonna order a half of a lemon wedge and eat her entire plate of lasagna

    Like hell you will.

    Order Tiramisu and let me eat 80% of it.

    Okay but you better eat quick... I can only stare at it for so long between it turns into a spoon fencing match lol

    Oh I am an eater. Dont worry. Lol

    This sounds like my kinda challenge... :kissing_heart:

    It would be fun to smear cream on your face but I don't want to waste any

    Well where's the fun in that 🤷🏽‍♂️ pppfff 😂
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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Hey listen, i got no problem buying my date a meal, every meal for that matter, but that hand reaches over to my plate.....its fork wounds and date over ;)

    Whatever. You say that now.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Hey listen, i got no problem buying my date a meal, every meal for that matter, but that hand reaches over to my plate.....its fork wounds and date over ;)

    Whatever. You say that now.

    I dare you to go on a date with me lol

    If I agree, the last thing you should be worried about is your food. Just saying.
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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Hey listen, i got no problem buying my date a meal, every meal for that matter, but that hand reaches over to my plate.....its fork wounds and date over ;)

    Whatever. You say that now.

    I dare you to go on a date with me lol

    If I agree, the last thing you should be worried about is your food. Just saying.

    Are you the gurl that walks out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to you?

    No way!!
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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Hey listen, i got no problem buying my date a meal, every meal for that matter, but that hand reaches over to my plate.....its fork wounds and date over ;)

    Whatever. You say that now.

    I dare you to go on a date with me lol

    If I agree, the last thing you should be worried about is your food. Just saying.

    Are you the gurl that walks out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to you?

    No way!!

    Trips walking in the restaraunt?

    Usually no but I am sometimes clumsy if I have been drinking. Why?
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Hey listen, i got no problem buying my date a meal, every meal for that matter, but that hand reaches over to my plate.....its fork wounds and date over ;)

    Whatever. You say that now.

    I dare you to go on a date with me lol

    If I agree, the last thing you should be worried about is your food. Just saying.

    I have no idea what this means.....but my scalp just started to sweat!

    It means I would hope you would be focused on me and the conversation not if I steal a bite of your food.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    edited October 2018
    bojack5 wrote: »

    Hey if i grab a dude trying to pickpocket my wallet in the subway it doesnt mean i wasnt engaged in conversation.....it just means i aware of my valuables....and my food ;)

    See, I normally don't take food off of anothers plate but I would with you just to push your buttons. And I bet you would not fork stab me. Bet!
  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Hey listen, i got no problem buying my date a meal, every meal for that matter, but that hand reaches over to my plate.....its fork wounds and date over ;)

    Whatever. You say that now.

    I dare you to go on a date with me lol

    If I agree, the last thing you should be worried about is your food. Just saying.

    Are you the gurl that walks out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to you?

    No way!!

    Trips walking in the restaraunt?

    This one is totally me, particularly if it's a totally flat surface clear of all obstacles.
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  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If he wears socks to bed.

    Especially if he thinks it's ok to wear the same ones he's been wearing all day
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If he wears socks to bed.

    Especially if he thinks it's ok to wear the same ones he's been wearing all day

    Oh come on! Please tell me you have not had a guy trying to do this!

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