Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • anl90
    anl90 Posts: 928 Member
    No sense of humor.
    Cleanliness.

    Those are honestly probably the two big things for me. If either one is lacking - 'bye Felicia'.
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    Manipulation, anger issues, narcissism.

    Hmmm, those are three of my traits on Tinder.
  • anl90
    anl90 Posts: 928 Member
    anl90 wrote: »
    No sense of humor.
    Cleanliness.

    Those are honestly probably the two big things for me. If either one is lacking - 'bye Felicia'.

    You don't like when someone cleans?

    I worded myself weird, my b. I meant when it is lacking..so either being a slob and/or poor hygiene. I will not put up with either one.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    edited October 2018
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,846 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    Shannon_Boardwalk.gif
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,990 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    z56i9axt3p14.gif
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    bls7bc49mnrn.jpg
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,846 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    bls7bc49mnrn.jpg

    that liner is terrible, she should wash it off regardless

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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,466 MFP Moderator
    If our birthdays were the same day. I don’t wanna share the cake and celebrations. I’m way to narcissistic for that!

    but, on the other hand, you never get in trouble for forgetting?
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,074 Member
    If our birthdays were the same day. I don’t wanna share the cake and celebrations. I’m way to narcissistic for that!

    My ex-husband and I had the same birthday. Turns out there were 267 other reasons to divorce him.
  • SummerTwentyOne
    SummerTwentyOne Posts: 521 Member
    Guys who are rude to waiters/customer service people
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 267,364 Member
    Doesn't use a tissue or hankie,.. bushmans blow, that's disgusting.
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    I sadly have to type this and I cannot believe it..
    BUT dealbreakers:

    Sleeping in the same bed as your "ex"
    Missing most of your teeth
    So much body hair you can't see any skin..
    Having kids and not wanting to have anything to do with them
    Talking about your ex and your obsession with rub and tug parlors..

    Drugs, smoking and drinking excessively are given..

    Can we overlook the rub and tug thing and just move on?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    Shannon_Boardwalk.gif
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    z56i9axt3p14.gif
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    bls7bc49mnrn.jpg

    What

    Have you people never embraced a good cry before? What do you think I’m talking about?

    js7f70wo2avl.gif
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member

    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    Shannon_Boardwalk.gif
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    z56i9axt3p14.gif
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    bls7bc49mnrn.jpg

    What

    Have you people never embraced a good cry before? What do you think I’m talking about?

    js7f70wo2avl.gif

    i cry sometimes for good reason and sometimes just because the sky is so pretty and i cant take it

    one time i zipped my hoodie up into my goatee and i cried a little bit so i get it ladies how childbirth must really suck

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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,990 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    Shannon_Boardwalk.gif
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    z56i9axt3p14.gif
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Thinks free will doesn't exist!

    Also, has a stanky cooter.

    Probiotics can help with that.

    plus you actually gotta be drinking some water instead of coke and starbucks all the time.
    gotta get your ph balance right.
    otherwise its like you're giving us a mouthful of pocket change

    Pocket change still spends though, right? Kind of like when you're broke and need gas in the car and pay with change. You'd rather not, but it still gets the job done.

    yeah sometimes you just gotta take your pride, swallow it down, and really muscle your way past some things.

    its hard. when things like that come up.

    you've experienced that too right?

    Some things are just really hard to swallow though and no lack of pride can make it easier. It’s times like that you need to stop fighting that lump in your throat and just let the tears come! Then everything seems to go a little more smoothly.

    bls7bc49mnrn.jpg

    What

    Have you people never embraced a good cry before? What do you think I’m talking about?

    js7f70wo2avl.gif

    i cry sometimes for good reason and sometimes just because the sky is so pretty and i cant take it

    one time i zipped my hoodie up into my goatee and i cried a little bit so i get it ladies how childbirth must really suck

    one time i cried because i broke a nail opening a coke

    One time I ripped my baby toe nail off on the coffee table leg. I fell on the floor and cried.