Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if she doesn't wash her ears.

    like you come home with her, you start on couch and make your way into the bedroom. you end up working your way up her back with kisses. its gonna be perfect...

    then you end up going in for an earlobe nibble and WHAM you get hit with that inner ear stank because she doesn't wash properly

    I feel sick! Who doesn’t wash their ears? It sounds like you’ve had that situation
  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
    Poor oral hygiene (behave!)
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she doesn't wash her ears.

    like you come home with her, you start on couch and make your way into the bedroom. you end up working your way up her back with kisses. its gonna be perfect...

    then you end up going in for an earlobe nibble and WHAM you get hit with that inner ear stank because she doesn't wash properly

    Do people really wash their ears? On the inside? That's a serious question. I didn't know.
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she doesn't wash her ears.

    like you come home with her, you start on couch and make your way into the bedroom. you end up working your way up her back with kisses. its gonna be perfect...

    then you end up going in for an earlobe nibble and WHAM you get hit with that inner ear stank because she doesn't wash properly

    that was educational
    777Gemma888 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she doesn't wash her ears.

    like you come home with her, you start on couch and make your way into the bedroom. you end up working your way up her back with kisses. its gonna be perfect...

    then you end up going in for an earlobe nibble and WHAM you get hit with that inner ear stank because she doesn't wash properly

    Ohhh you poor man ... That was explicitly detailed. Literal dirty gal. Gross!

    next time after you take a shower, when you're done and drying off, stick a finger in your ear and wiggle it around for a minute. then take it out and smell your finger.

    if its stank, pls go wash your ears better.

    if it smells fine, congratulations you are a cut above the rest of humanity.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If she can curl the 60s
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    Neat freak...we ain't gonna work out.
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    Do you often take your anger/stress/frustration out on people ? I'm gona pass if you do.

    SHUTUP and stop picking on me! I had a hard day at work!!!!
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Doesn't get sarcasm
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she doesn't wash her ears.

    like you come home with her, you start on couch and make your way into the bedroom. you end up working your way up her back with kisses. its gonna be perfect...

    then you end up going in for an earlobe nibble and WHAM you get hit with that inner ear stank because she doesn't wash properly

    Do people really wash their ears? On the inside? That's a serious question. I didn't know.
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she doesn't wash her ears.

    like you come home with her, you start on couch and make your way into the bedroom. you end up working your way up her back with kisses. its gonna be perfect...

    then you end up going in for an earlobe nibble and WHAM you get hit with that inner ear stank because she doesn't wash properly

    that was educational
    777Gemma888 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she doesn't wash her ears.

    like you come home with her, you start on couch and make your way into the bedroom. you end up working your way up her back with kisses. its gonna be perfect...

    then you end up going in for an earlobe nibble and WHAM you get hit with that inner ear stank because she doesn't wash properly

    Ohhh you poor man ... That was explicitly detailed. Literal dirty gal. Gross!

    next time after you take a shower, when you're done and drying off, stick a finger in your ear and wiggle it around for a minute. then take it out and smell your finger.

    if its stank, pls go wash your ears better.

    if it smells fine, congratulations you are a cut above the rest of humanity.

    That is the result of poor hygiene home training when they were toddlers. Common sense early steps.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she doesn't wash her ears.

    like you come home with her, you start on couch and make your way into the bedroom. you end up working your way up her back with kisses. its gonna be perfect...

    then you end up going in for an earlobe nibble and WHAM you get hit with that inner ear stank because she doesn't wash properly

    Do people really wash their ears? On the inside? That's a serious question. I didn't know.
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she doesn't wash her ears.

    like you come home with her, you start on couch and make your way into the bedroom. you end up working your way up her back with kisses. its gonna be perfect...

    then you end up going in for an earlobe nibble and WHAM you get hit with that inner ear stank because she doesn't wash properly

    that was educational
    777Gemma888 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she doesn't wash her ears.

    like you come home with her, you start on couch and make your way into the bedroom. you end up working your way up her back with kisses. its gonna be perfect...

    then you end up going in for an earlobe nibble and WHAM you get hit with that inner ear stank because she doesn't wash properly

    Ohhh you poor man ... That was explicitly detailed. Literal dirty gal. Gross!

    next time after you take a shower, when you're done and drying off, stick a finger in your ear and wiggle it around for a minute. then take it out and smell your finger.

    if its stank, pls go wash your ears better.

    if it smells fine, congratulations you are a cut above the rest of humanity.

    How do you wash the inside of your ear? 0% sarcasm. I really don't know.

    Shouldn't we be asking you this Doc? Lol
  • k8eekins
    k8eekins Posts: 2,264 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if she doesn't wash her ears.

    like you come home with her, you start on couch and make your way into the bedroom. you end up working your way up her back with kisses. its gonna be perfect...

    then you end up going in for an earlobe nibble and WHAM you get hit with that inner ear stank because she doesn't wash properly

    Irrigation biofilm issues arise because some simply don't want to wash at all, comforted by their stank, completely unaware its an issue.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she doesn't wash her ears.

    like you come home with her, you start on couch and make your way into the bedroom. you end up working your way up her back with kisses. its gonna be perfect...

    then you end up going in for an earlobe nibble and WHAM you get hit with that inner ear stank because she doesn't wash properly

    Do people really wash their ears? On the inside? That's a serious question. I didn't know.
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she doesn't wash her ears.

    like you come home with her, you start on couch and make your way into the bedroom. you end up working your way up her back with kisses. its gonna be perfect...

    then you end up going in for an earlobe nibble and WHAM you get hit with that inner ear stank because she doesn't wash properly

    that was educational
    777Gemma888 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she doesn't wash her ears.

    like you come home with her, you start on couch and make your way into the bedroom. you end up working your way up her back with kisses. its gonna be perfect...

    then you end up going in for an earlobe nibble and WHAM you get hit with that inner ear stank because she doesn't wash properly

    Ohhh you poor man ... That was explicitly detailed. Literal dirty gal. Gross!

    next time after you take a shower, when you're done and drying off, stick a finger in your ear and wiggle it around for a minute. then take it out and smell your finger.

    if its stank, pls go wash your ears better.

    if it smells fine, congratulations you are a cut above the rest of humanity.

    How do you wash the inside of your ear? 0% sarcasm. I really don't know.

    idk that's a tough one.
    tbh i usually just take my sertraline/clonidine/quetiapine stack, fill the tub up with cold water, and lay down in it for a while. works great for me but ymmv
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  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    If she can't nap.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    If she insists on making a bundt cake.

    I made a pound cake in a Bundt pan once. It was good. I dont bake much.
  • cdlee4
    cdlee4 Posts: 507 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    If she can curl the 60s

    you mean like this during a nice fall day?

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  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    If she insists on making a bundt cake.


    Who does that?
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    edited November 2018
    newmeadow wrote: »
    If he describes himself as loving, respectful and kind he can stay the hell away from me. According to my observations, people who use flattering self descriptions display the exact opposite traits.

    Brings to mind the term... 'The lady doth protest too much, me thinks'
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she doesn't wash her ears.

    like you come home with her, you start on couch and make your way into the bedroom. you end up working your way up her back with kisses. its gonna be perfect...

    then you end up going in for an earlobe nibble and WHAM you get hit with that inner ear stank because she doesn't wash properly

    Do people really wash their ears? On the inside? That's a serious question. I didn't know.

    Yeah sometimes you gotta really get in there, you know.. to get the stank out. I’ve tried rubbing regular soap on mine but i feel like it just doesn’t get my earlobes kissably soft so now i really get in there with a toilet brush. Never been more kissable

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    Perfect for ears.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Honestly... It drives me crazy when we go through a drive through and they ask me to ask for dipping sauce.... I'm like 🙄🙄🙄
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Honestly... It drives me crazy when we go through a drive through and they ask me to ask for dipping sauce.... I'm like 🙄🙄🙄

    Of all the things to get annoyed by, really?

    Babe, make sure you get 10 ketchups!
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Honestly... It drives me crazy when we go through a drive through and they ask me to ask for dipping sauce.... I'm like 🙄🙄🙄

    Of all the things to get annoyed by, really?

    Babe, make sure you get 10 ketchups!

    Totally.. I just feel for the person on the other side of the window...

    Like their going as fast as they can and last second, no wait... 🙄
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    edited November 2018
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Honestly... It drives me crazy when we go through a drive through and they ask me to ask for dipping sauce.... I'm like 🙄🙄🙄

    Of all the things to get annoyed by, really?

    Babe, make sure you get 10 ketchups!

    Totally.. I just feel for the person on the other side of the window...

    Like their going as fast as they can and last second, no wait... 🙄

    10 ketchups! I like a lot of ketchup. :)
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Honestly... It drives me crazy when we go through a drive through and they ask me to ask for dipping sauce.... I'm like 🙄🙄🙄

    Of all the things to get annoyed by, really?

    Babe, make sure you get 10 ketchups!

    Totally.. I just feel for the person on the other side of the window...

    Like their going as fast as they can and last second, no wait... 🙄

    10 ketchups! I like a lot of ketchup. :)

    Lol.... Just don't drop whatever you plan on putting all this ketchup on, on my seats or carpet again 🙄
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Honestly... It drives me crazy when we go through a drive through and they ask me to ask for dipping sauce.... I'm like 🙄🙄🙄

    Of all the things to get annoyed by, really?

    Babe, make sure you get 10 ketchups!

    Totally.. I just feel for the person on the other side of the window...

    Like their going as fast as they can and last second, no wait... 🙄

    10 ketchups! I like a lot of ketchup. :)

    Lol.... Just don't drop whatever you plan on putting all this ketchup on, on my seats or carpet again 🙄

    I won't. In reality, I rarely go to the drive thru or eat fast food at all.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Honestly... It drives me crazy when we go through a drive through and they ask me to ask for dipping sauce.... I'm like 🙄🙄🙄

    Of all the things to get annoyed by, really?

    Babe, make sure you get 10 ketchups!

    Totally.. I just feel for the person on the other side of the window...

    Like their going as fast as they can and last second, no wait... 🙄

    10 ketchups! I like a lot of ketchup. :)

    Lol.... Just don't drop whatever you plan on putting all this ketchup on, on my seats or carpet again 🙄

    I won't. In reality, I rarely go to the drive thru or eat fast food at all.

    I haven't been in years actually... One of these days tho, I'm going to go and totally *kitten* up a double western bacon cheeseburger... But not today Satan lol...

    So yeah, since it's rare for either of us... I'll ask for your sauce lol...
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Honestly... It drives me crazy when we go through a drive through and they ask me to ask for dipping sauce.... I'm like 🙄🙄🙄

    Of all the things to get annoyed by, really?

    Babe, make sure you get 10 ketchups!

    Totally.. I just feel for the person on the other side of the window...

    Like their going as fast as they can and last second, no wait... 🙄

    10 ketchups! I like a lot of ketchup. :)

    Lol.... Just don't drop whatever you plan on putting all this ketchup on, on my seats or carpet again 🙄

    I won't. In reality, I rarely go to the drive thru or eat fast food at all.

    I haven't been in years actually... One of these days tho, I'm going to go and totally *kitten* up a double western bacon cheeseburger... But not today Satan lol...

    So yeah, since it's rare for either of us... I'll ask for your sauce lol...

    Thanks. :)
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    If she insists on making a bundt cake.

    I made a pound cake in a Bundt pan once. It was good. I dont bake much.

    This is how my mom makes all her pound cakes. This to me, is a pound cake. Anything elses is just something else.

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