Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • mydogisthebestdogever
    mydogisthebestdogever Posts: 703 Member
    What is the person above trying to tell me? Lol the grey poupon response has me scratching my head. Does it mean you think my standards are too high? Lol Or that I need a Grey Poupon acting British man?
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    mydogisthebestdogever wrote: »
    What is the person above trying to tell me? Lol the grey poupon response has me scratching my head. Does it mean you think my standards are too high? Lol Or that I need a Grey Poupon acting British man?

    It’s a joke about high standards, yes.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    If you don’t make your bed in the morning.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    no
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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    pronounces "Tuesday" like "chewsday"
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Premature reach around
  • that_night_in_paris
    that_night_in_paris Posts: 457 Member
    If they have boring conversation 😴

    I need to be mentally invigorated

    I want someone who can fertilize the soil of my mind

    Bottom line.... if we can't talk about baseball for a few hours then I got no use for ya
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    She proudly owns a Leafs Jersey
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Premature reach around

    In what way? 😉

    You see, when two people care for each other very much sometimes they express their affection for one another with physical contact
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Premature reach around

    In what way? 😉

    You see, when two people care for each other very much sometimes they express their affection for one another with physical contact

    Yup got it 😉
    So would that be a deal breaker if done too soon into the relationship?

    Too soon during my back rub
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Premature reach around

    that's possible ?
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    if they dont own a squatty potty
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Premature reach around

    that's possible ?

    I demand satisfaction
  • indigoblu74
    indigoblu74 Posts: 86 Member
    Unjustified smirking.
  • redfishbluer
    redfishbluer Posts: 48 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Premature reach around

    that's possible ?

    I demand satisfaction

    Without an early reach around? Tough crowd.

    Maybe you two should synchronize watches. :wink:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2020
    Isn't kind to animals
  • redfishbluer
    redfishbluer Posts: 48 Member
    indigoblu74 wrote: »
    Unjustified smirking.

    What if only one side wants to smile though?
  • indigoblu74
    indigoblu74 Posts: 86 Member
    redfishbluer wrote: »
    indigoblu74 wrote: »
    Unjustified smirking.

    What if only one side wants to smile though?

    Ah, please call 911 because that person's having a stroke.
  • redfishbluer
    redfishbluer Posts: 48 Member
    indigoblu74 wrote: »
    redfishbluer wrote: »
    indigoblu74 wrote: »
    Unjustified smirking.

    What if only one side wants to smile though?

    Ah, please call 911 because that person's having a stroke.

    Too lazy for a stroke. Also not amused enough with myself to full smile.
  • indigoblu74
    indigoblu74 Posts: 86 Member
    redfishbluer wrote: »
    indigoblu74 wrote: »
    redfishbluer wrote: »
    indigoblu74 wrote: »
    Unjustified smirking.

    What if only one side wants to smile though?

    Ah, please call 911 because that person's having a stroke.

    Too lazy for a stroke. Also not amused enough with myself to full smile.

    So centrist.
    *eye roll emoticon*
  • TarryTaffyTwo
    TarryTaffyTwo Posts: 448 Member
    Math pranks, day after day after day...
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    Ignores me when he's with his friends...
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    Takes working out to an extreme...
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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If you can't chill with me on my weekend (whenever that may be these days) and feel some oldies...

    And by oldies I mean good oldies, and by feel... I mean down through your soul...
  • indigoblu74
    indigoblu74 Posts: 86 Member
    Butter to jam ratio outta whack.
  • midlomel1971
    midlomel1971 Posts: 1,283 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If you don’t make your bed in the morning.

    Science actually says it's better not to make your bed. It needs to be aired out. Dust mites.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    midlomel1971 wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If you don’t make your bed in the morning.

    Science actually says it's better not to make your bed. It needs to be aired out. Dust mites.

    Science, huh ??

    Tell that to this guy, Senior Drill Instructor Hartman.




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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    edited April 2020
    Spitting, hocking loogies, and “snot rockets”

    Wtf. People should not be doing this.

    Really it should be illegal. Germs. Just disgusting
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Spitting, hocking loogies, and “snot rockets”

    Wtf. People should not be doing this.

    Really it should be illegal. Germs. Just disgusting

    Same 🤷🏽‍♂️... 😂

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