Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    pointy elbows
    skeletor feet
    neck different color than face
    2nd toe longer than big toe
    doesn't floss
    dirty glasses nosepieces
    overly greasy phone screen
    trash in floorboards of car
    earrings smelling funny
    no tan lines
    can't walk in heels
    too much stuff on bathroom counter
    red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner

    THE WOMEN YOU KNOW ARE GROSS

    and how are you sniffing her earrings?

    you never gone in for an ear nibble and get a whiff of ear stank before?

    🤮
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    pointy elbows
    skeletor feet
    neck different color than face
    2nd toe longer than big toe
    doesn't floss
    dirty glasses nosepieces
    overly greasy phone screen
    trash in floorboards of car
    earrings smelling funny
    no tan lines
    can't walk in heels
    too much stuff on bathroom counter
    red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner

    THE WOMEN YOU KNOW ARE GROSS

    and how are you sniffing her earrings?

    you never gone in for an ear nibble and get a whiff of ear stank before?

    🤮

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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    pointy elbows
    skeletor feet
    neck different color than face
    2nd toe longer than big toe
    doesn't floss
    dirty glasses nosepieces
    overly greasy phone screen
    trash in floorboards of car
    earrings smelling funny
    no tan lines
    can't walk in heels
    too much stuff on bathroom counter
    red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner

    THE WOMEN YOU KNOW ARE GROSS

    and how are you sniffing her earrings?

    you never gone in for an ear nibble and get a whiff of ear stank before?

    🤮

    o0by1bjutgqh.gif

    If that’s what’s out there I’ll just stay home
  • lexabeep
    lexabeep Posts: 232 Member
    I’m married, I do not allow people to date me. End of story. But I did enjoy reading this thread. Some extremely funny people on MFP. Good luck single people, it’s like the Wild West out there!
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    If he isn’t willing to demote his current wife to the number two spot
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    edited May 2020
    iMago wrote: »
    pointy elbows
    skeletor feet
    neck different color than face
    2nd toe longer than big toe
    doesn't floss
    dirty glasses nosepieces
    overly greasy phone screen
    trash in floorboards of car
    earrings smelling funny
    no tan lines
    can't walk in heels ~~Need straps 'cause ankles too skinny
    too much stuff on bathroom counter
    red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner

    I feel like a 33% fail here, but I also do math weird - so its less
    ..slight pouty face, none the less

    nothing you can do about skeletor feet, just got to 'embrace' the fat in other places!! My scrawny feet are kinda cute, fyi!
    I'm proud of my no tanlines *kitten*! My one tone skin is amazing! (hated my freckles as a kid!)
    Heels - Dick! My stupid ankles are too skinny, I love heels, but need strappy ones around the ankle to not fall on my face walking
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    pointy elbows
    skeletor feet
    neck different color than face
    2nd toe longer than big toe
    doesn't floss
    dirty glasses nosepieces
    overly greasy phone screen
    trash in floorboards of car
    earrings smelling funny
    no tan lines
    can't walk in heels ~~Need straps 'cause ankles too skinny -
    too much stuff on bathroom counter
    red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner

    I feel like a 33% fail here, but I also do math weird - so its less
    ..slight pouty face, none the less

    nothing you can do about skeletor feet, just got to 'embrace' the fat in other places!! My scrawny feet are kinda cute, fyi!
    I'm proud of my no tanlines *kitten*! My one tone skin is amazing! (hated my freckles as a kid!)
    Heels - my stupid ankles are too skinny, I love heels, but need strappy ones around the ankle to not fall on my face
    walking

    You are wonderful the way you are.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    You dont let me wear your oversized sweatshirts
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    When they constantly try to solve problems by coming up with things that you can do...

    Or when they create problems and they say things like "What do you want me to do?"... I don't know, figure it out maybe 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lexabeep wrote: »
    I’m married, I do not allow people to date me.

    'Date' really wasn't the verb of our concern.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lexabeep wrote: »
    I’m married, I do not allow people to date me.

    'Date' really wasn't the verb of our concern.

    I couldn't find any good way to swing at this one, no pun intended 😂...

    Glad you're here Brother 😂
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    If he likes his women with low self-esteem 🤷‍♀️

    Can’t help ya
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Remote control with the battery cap missing 😑
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
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    I asked nicely for you not to post my bathroom pics 😑
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Mattress on the floor, no sheets


    I got a lil' excited here, only because I was momentarily confused and thought this was the:
    "What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?" thread.




    drat.


    .
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Mattress on the floor, no sheets


    I got a lil' excited here, only because I was momentarily confused and thought this was the:
    "What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?" thread.




    drat.


    .

    Tbh I started typing it there and then moved it. It’s a love hate thing
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Dusty baseboards
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Missing caps to the air stems on her tires 🙄
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Missing caps to the air stems on her tires 🙄
    Pshaw
    Those things aren’t important
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Missing caps to the air stems on her tires 🙄
    Pshaw
    Those things aren’t important

    Up until last year, I thought leaving those off would cause the tires to go flat. 😅
  • riffwalkdale
    riffwalkdale Posts: 241 Member
    No sense of humour
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Missing caps to the air stems on her tires 🙄
    Pshaw
    Those things aren’t important

    Up until last year, I thought leaving those off would cause the tires to go flat. 😅

    omg in life - does it not?!

    I'd freak tf out if my tire thingies weren't capped (and I noticed)

    I had a 'flat' a while ago and didnt notice - my co worker told me - I had no idea
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Missing caps to the air stems on her tires 🙄
    Pshaw
    Those things aren’t important

    Up until last year, I thought leaving those off would cause the tires to go flat. 😅

    omg in life - does it not?!

    I'd freak tf out if my tire thingies weren't capped (and I noticed)

    I had a 'flat' a while ago and didnt notice - my co worker told me - I had no idea

    I got two flats in two weeks and coworkers told me all kinds of ways people could flatten your tires. I thought just taking caps off would. But they said it wouldn’t. I dunno. Mine are all capped. 😂
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Missing caps to the air stems on her tires 🙄
    Pshaw
    Those things aren’t important

    Well... I suppose it does depend how hot she is 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    😂
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Missing caps to the air stems on her tires 🙄
    Pshaw
    Those things aren’t important

    Up until last year, I thought leaving those off would cause the tires to go flat. 😅

    This would be a deal breaker if it wasn't so freaking adorable 😂
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Missing caps to the air stems on her tires 🙄
    Pshaw
    Those things aren’t important

    Up until last year, I thought leaving those off would cause the tires to go flat. 😅

    omg in life - does it not?!

    I'd freak tf out if my tire thingies weren't capped (and I noticed)

    I had a 'flat' a while ago and didnt notice - my co worker told me - I had no idea

    I know right... Like *mean mugs all around and mumbles* wtf stole my valve caps 😠
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    when she prefers Schrader over Presta.