Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker
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TwitchyMacGee wrote: »pointy elbows
skeletor feet
neck different color than face
2nd toe longer than big toe
doesn't floss
dirty glasses nosepieces
overly greasy phone screen
trash in floorboards of car
earrings smelling funny
no tan lines
can't walk in heels
too much stuff on bathroom counter
red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner
THE WOMEN YOU KNOW ARE GROSS
and how are you sniffing her earrings?
you never gone in for an ear nibble and get a whiff of ear stank before?
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TwitchyMacGee wrote: »TwitchyMacGee wrote: »pointy elbows
skeletor feet
neck different color than face
2nd toe longer than big toe
doesn't floss
dirty glasses nosepieces
overly greasy phone screen
trash in floorboards of car
earrings smelling funny
no tan lines
can't walk in heels
too much stuff on bathroom counter
red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner
THE WOMEN YOU KNOW ARE GROSS
and how are you sniffing her earrings?
you never gone in for an ear nibble and get a whiff of ear stank before?
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TwitchyMacGee wrote: »TwitchyMacGee wrote: »pointy elbows
skeletor feet
neck different color than face
2nd toe longer than big toe
doesn't floss
dirty glasses nosepieces
overly greasy phone screen
trash in floorboards of car
earrings smelling funny
no tan lines
can't walk in heels
too much stuff on bathroom counter
red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner
THE WOMEN YOU KNOW ARE GROSS
and how are you sniffing her earrings?
you never gone in for an ear nibble and get a whiff of ear stank before?
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If that’s what’s out there I’ll just stay home2 -
I’m married, I do not allow people to date me. End of story. But I did enjoy reading this thread. Some extremely funny people on MFP. Good luck single people, it’s like the Wild West out there!3
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If he isn’t willing to demote his current wife to the number two spot4
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pointy elbows
skeletor feet
neck different color than face
2nd toe longer than big toe
doesn't floss
dirty glasses nosepieces
overly greasy phone screen
trash in floorboards of car
earrings smelling funny
no tan lines
can't walk in heels ~~Need straps 'cause ankles too skinny
too much stuff on bathroom counter
red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner
I feel like a 33% fail here, but I also do math weird - so its less
..slight pouty face, none the less
nothing you can do about skeletor feet, just got to 'embrace' the fat in other places!! My scrawny feet are kinda cute, fyi!
I'm proud of my no tanlines *kitten*! My one tone skin is amazing! (hated my freckles as a kid!)
Heels - Dick! My stupid ankles are too skinny, I love heels, but need strappy ones around the ankle to not fall on my face walking
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pointy elbows
skeletor feet
neck different color than face
2nd toe longer than big toe
doesn't floss
dirty glasses nosepieces
overly greasy phone screen
trash in floorboards of car
earrings smelling funny
no tan lines
can't walk in heels ~~Need straps 'cause ankles too skinny -
too much stuff on bathroom counter
red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner
I feel like a 33% fail here, but I also do math weird - so its less
..slight pouty face, none the less
nothing you can do about skeletor feet, just got to 'embrace' the fat in other places!! My scrawny feet are kinda cute, fyi!
I'm proud of my no tanlines *kitten*! My one tone skin is amazing! (hated my freckles as a kid!)
Heels - my stupid ankles are too skinny, I love heels, but need strappy ones around the ankle to not fall on my face
walking
You are wonderful the way you are.2 -
You dont let me wear your oversized sweatshirts2
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When they constantly try to solve problems by coming up with things that you can do...
Or when they create problems and they say things like "What do you want me to do?"... I don't know, figure it out maybe 🤷🏽♂️0 -
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Motorsheen wrote: »
I couldn't find any good way to swing at this one, no pun intended 😂...
Glad you're here Brother 😂1 -
If he likes his women with low self-esteem 🤷♀️
Can’t help ya3 -
when they're missing the little plate thing inside the microwave5
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Mattress on the floor, no sheets6
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Remote control with the battery cap missing 😑2
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TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
I asked nicely for you not to post my bathroom pics 😑1 -
TwitchyMacGee wrote: »Mattress on the floor, no sheets
I got a lil' excited here, only because I was momentarily confused and thought this was the:
"What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?" thread.
drat.
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Motorsheen wrote: »TwitchyMacGee wrote: »Mattress on the floor, no sheets
I got a lil' excited here, only because I was momentarily confused and thought this was the:
"What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?" thread.
drat.
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Tbh I started typing it there and then moved it. It’s a love hate thing1 -
Dusty baseboards1
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Missing caps to the air stems on her tires 🙄1
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PshawMr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Missing caps to the air stems on her tires 🙄
Those things aren’t important2 -
TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
PshawMr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Missing caps to the air stems on her tires 🙄
Those things aren’t important
Up until last year, I thought leaving those off would cause the tires to go flat. 😅
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No sense of humour1
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
PshawMr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Missing caps to the air stems on her tires 🙄
Those things aren’t important
Up until last year, I thought leaving those off would cause the tires to go flat. 😅
omg in life - does it not?!
I'd freak tf out if my tire thingies weren't capped (and I noticed)
I had a 'flat' a while ago and didnt notice - my co worker told me - I had no idea0 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
PshawMr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Missing caps to the air stems on her tires 🙄
Those things aren’t important
Up until last year, I thought leaving those off would cause the tires to go flat. 😅
omg in life - does it not?!
I'd freak tf out if my tire thingies weren't capped (and I noticed)
I had a 'flat' a while ago and didnt notice - my co worker told me - I had no idea
I got two flats in two weeks and coworkers told me all kinds of ways people could flatten your tires. I thought just taking caps off would. But they said it wouldn’t. I dunno. Mine are all capped. 😂1 -
TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
PshawMr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Missing caps to the air stems on her tires 🙄
Those things aren’t important
Well... I suppose it does depend how hot she is 🤷🏽♂️...
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
PshawMr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Missing caps to the air stems on her tires 🙄
Those things aren’t important
Up until last year, I thought leaving those off would cause the tires to go flat. 😅
This would be a deal breaker if it wasn't so freaking adorable 😂1 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
PshawMr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Missing caps to the air stems on her tires 🙄
Those things aren’t important
Up until last year, I thought leaving those off would cause the tires to go flat. 😅
omg in life - does it not?!
I'd freak tf out if my tire thingies weren't capped (and I noticed)
I had a 'flat' a while ago and didnt notice - my co worker told me - I had no idea
I know right... Like *mean mugs all around and mumbles* wtf stole my valve caps 😠0 -
when she prefers Schrader over Presta.0
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