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  • mydogisthebestdogever
    mydogisthebestdogever Posts: 703 Member
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    Commenting on all the hot women they see in tv
    Not interested in your past or background
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    If he never asks for my phone number he is just not my type.
  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
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    When he takes a #2 in the powder room without cracking the window open and the smell lingers into the hallway smh
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    he has a garage full of broken appliances just in case he needs parts
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    he has a garage full of broken appliances just in case he needs parts

    I could put this in the weakness thread. 😬
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    he has a garage full of broken appliances just in case he needs parts

    I could put this in the weakness thread. 😬

    Confession: i started typing it there and then moved it. It’s a love/hate thing
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    pointy elbows
    skeletor feet
    neck different color than face
    2nd toe longer than big toe
    doesn't floss
    dirty glasses nosepieces
    overly greasy phone screen
    trash in floorboards of car
    earrings smelling funny
    no tan lines
    can't walk in heels
    too much stuff on bathroom counter
    red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    pointy elbows
    skeletor feet
    neck different color than face
    2nd toe longer than big toe
    doesn't floss
    dirty glasses nosepieces
    overly greasy phone screen
    trash in floorboards of car
    earrings smelling funny
    no tan lines
    can't walk in heels
    too much stuff on bathroom counter
    red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner

    THE WOMEN YOU KNOW ARE GROSS

    and how are you sniffing her earrings?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    pointy elbows
    skeletor feet
    neck different color than face
    2nd toe longer than big toe
    doesn't floss
    dirty glasses nosepieces
    overly greasy phone screen
    trash in floorboards of car
    earrings smelling funny
    no tan lines
    can't walk in heels
    too much stuff on bathroom counter
    red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner

    THE WOMEN YOU KNOW ARE GROSS

    and how are you sniffing her earrings?

    you never gone in for an ear nibble and get a whiff of ear stank before?
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    pointy elbows
    skeletor feet
    neck different color than face
    2nd toe longer than big toe
    doesn't floss
    dirty glasses nosepieces
    overly greasy phone screen
    trash in floorboards of car
    earrings smelling funny
    no tan lines
    can't walk in heels
    too much stuff on bathroom counter
    red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner

    THE WOMEN YOU KNOW ARE GROSS

    and how are you sniffing her earrings?

    you never gone in for an ear nibble and get a whiff of ear stank before?

    🤮
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    pointy elbows
    skeletor feet
    neck different color than face
    2nd toe longer than big toe
    doesn't floss
    dirty glasses nosepieces
    overly greasy phone screen
    trash in floorboards of car
    earrings smelling funny
    no tan lines
    can't walk in heels
    too much stuff on bathroom counter
    red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner

    THE WOMEN YOU KNOW ARE GROSS

    and how are you sniffing her earrings?

    you never gone in for an ear nibble and get a whiff of ear stank before?

    🤮

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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    pointy elbows
    skeletor feet
    neck different color than face
    2nd toe longer than big toe
    doesn't floss
    dirty glasses nosepieces
    overly greasy phone screen
    trash in floorboards of car
    earrings smelling funny
    no tan lines
    can't walk in heels
    too much stuff on bathroom counter
    red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner

    THE WOMEN YOU KNOW ARE GROSS

    and how are you sniffing her earrings?

    you never gone in for an ear nibble and get a whiff of ear stank before?

    🤮

    o0by1bjutgqh.gif

    If that’s what’s out there I’ll just stay home
  • lexabeep
    lexabeep Posts: 232 Member
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    I’m married, I do not allow people to date me. End of story. But I did enjoy reading this thread. Some extremely funny people on MFP. Good luck single people, it’s like the Wild West out there!
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    If he isn’t willing to demote his current wife to the number two spot
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    edited May 2020
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    iMago wrote: »
    pointy elbows
    skeletor feet
    neck different color than face
    2nd toe longer than big toe
    doesn't floss
    dirty glasses nosepieces
    overly greasy phone screen
    trash in floorboards of car
    earrings smelling funny
    no tan lines
    can't walk in heels ~~Need straps 'cause ankles too skinny
    too much stuff on bathroom counter
    red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner

    I feel like a 33% fail here, but I also do math weird - so its less
    ..slight pouty face, none the less

    nothing you can do about skeletor feet, just got to 'embrace' the fat in other places!! My scrawny feet are kinda cute, fyi!
    I'm proud of my no tanlines *kitten*! My one tone skin is amazing! (hated my freckles as a kid!)
    Heels - Dick! My stupid ankles are too skinny, I love heels, but need strappy ones around the ankle to not fall on my face walking
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    pointy elbows
    skeletor feet
    neck different color than face
    2nd toe longer than big toe
    doesn't floss
    dirty glasses nosepieces
    overly greasy phone screen
    trash in floorboards of car
    earrings smelling funny
    no tan lines
    can't walk in heels ~~Need straps 'cause ankles too skinny -
    too much stuff on bathroom counter
    red bacteria growing on shower curtain/liner

    I feel like a 33% fail here, but I also do math weird - so its less
    ..slight pouty face, none the less

    nothing you can do about skeletor feet, just got to 'embrace' the fat in other places!! My scrawny feet are kinda cute, fyi!
    I'm proud of my no tanlines *kitten*! My one tone skin is amazing! (hated my freckles as a kid!)
    Heels - my stupid ankles are too skinny, I love heels, but need strappy ones around the ankle to not fall on my face
    walking

    You are wonderful the way you are.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    You dont let me wear your oversized sweatshirts
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    When they constantly try to solve problems by coming up with things that you can do...

    Or when they create problems and they say things like "What do you want me to do?"... I don't know, figure it out maybe 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    lexabeep wrote: »
    I’m married, I do not allow people to date me.

    'Date' really wasn't the verb of our concern.

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