Hooking up using MFP

debbash68

I know where my MFP people live , I know where they work, where they eat. Seriously, they really do get defensive when you are in their bedrooms and you try to arrange a date, and they just don't wanna know, they're all about the police blah blah

BrainyBurro

I know where my MFP people live , I know where they work, where they eat. Seriously, they really do get defensive when you are in their bedrooms and you try to arrange a date, and they just don't wanna know, they're all about the police blah blah

you think that's bad?

don't even let them catch you creeping around in their bushes at night with night vision goggles. there is no reasoning with them when that happens. all you can do is run.

PikaKnight

I know where my MFP people live , I know where they work, where they eat. Seriously, they really do get defensive when you are in their bedrooms and you try to arrange a date, and they just don't wanna know, they're all about the police blah blah

whierd

It isn't exactly the least obvious thing going on.

You don't point out obvious things, either. You're just supposed to be in on it and remain silent or play along. Now the whole thing's ruined, thanks.

If you want, I'll send you junk pics?

Oi! You never once offered those to me! :grumble:

+1

I have offered to you at least twice! Liar!

LiftBigtoGetFit

LiftBigtoGetFit

Should go to bar like all the other great pick up artist...

MsJulielicious

So much win in this thread.
Says the girl in a house full of cats

RubbaDubRob

OOOOOOO nice a whole house full of *****!!! Now that is hot!!!!

ironmonkeystyle

Step 1: Ask the ladies to help you load heavy furniture into your van.
Step 2: Cut a hole in the box. (what?....)

whierd

So....ladies....

42hockeymom

So....ladies....

:huh:

WisiPls

I'm 100% down for this idea.

Addis_Daddy12

dpwellman

I don't know whether to feel disgusted or empowered by this thread. . . .

Tricepticon

Its just one of those things that you laugh at, but you know your going to hell for it.

TitzMcGeez

so. much. win. in this thread, I'm literally crying laughing reading it all...

babyshme

I laughed so hard at this. I ended up waking my husband up.

tehboxingkitteh

I know where my MFP people live , I know where they work, where they eat. Seriously, they really do get defensive when you are in their bedrooms and you try to arrange a date, and they just don't wanna know, they're all about the police blah blah

This is true. She locked me in her basement. I finally escaped, but all the lotion I had to put on the skin... I'd rather have the hose again.

OP, this is what happens when people meet on MFP. Run away, man. Run.

Addis_Daddy12

How did I know Kitteh was going to finally land on this thread?

Tigermum9

wow mfp, how romantic lol

beautifulwarrior18

It isn't exactly the least obvious thing going on.

You don't point out obvious things, either. You're just supposed to be in on it and remain silent or play along. Now the whole thing's ruined, thanks.

If you want, I'll send you junk pics?

We have the same kind of junk and I can look at it in person whenever I feel like it, but go ahead if that floats your goat. I'm not so homophobic that I won't look at some dude junk pics

Floats you goat? I t hought it was floats your boat... bahahahahaha

slimster1970

I've hooked up with loads of like minded people here who want to be fitter, whether through weight loss or simply toning.
It's great to have new friends who are interested in motivation and helping each other and I had a look at my friend list (kept deliberately short) they range from a 19yr old lady to a 65yr old man with all shapes, sizes and locations in between. In common they have all helped me improve myself. I'm guessing that's not the kind of hooking up the OP meant though :-)

debbash68

I know where my MFP people live , I know where they work, where they eat. Seriously, they really do get defensive when you are in their bedrooms and you try to arrange a date, and they just don't wanna know, they're all about the police blah blah

This is true. She locked me in her basement. I finally escaped, but all the lotion I had to put on the skin... I'd rather have the hose again.

OP, this is what happens when people meet on MFP. Run away, man. Run.

Yeah well you were a naughty kitteh

candifeola

I had a legitimate answer and then read thee rest of this thread soooooooo.......pass

gogojodee

This is a fitness site meant for fitness related activities only

Wanna do some cardio?

lol I LOL'd.

IronmanPanda

whierd

I had a legitimate answer and then read thee rest of this thread soooooooo.......pass

But now I'm curious.

d4ley1

plenty of fish is the site for that

brittyandian

FUNNIEST THREAD IVE EVER READ!

sub10orbust

FUNNIEST THREAD IVE EVER READ!

if u think thats funny wait till u see my ...