Hooking up using MFP

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  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
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    I know where my MFP people live , I know where they work, where they eat. Seriously, they really do get defensive when you are in their bedrooms and you try to arrange a date, and they just don't wanna know, they're all about the police blah blah
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    I know where my MFP people live , I know where they work, where they eat. Seriously, they really do get defensive when you are in their bedrooms and you try to arrange a date, and they just don't wanna know, they're all about the police blah blah

    you think that's bad?

    don't even let them catch you creeping around in their bushes at night with night vision goggles. there is no reasoning with them when that happens. all you can do is run.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    I know where my MFP people live , I know where they work, where they eat. Seriously, they really do get defensive when you are in their bedrooms and you try to arrange a date, and they just don't wanna know, they're all about the police blah blah

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    It isn't exactly the least obvious thing going on.

    You don't point out obvious things, either. You're just supposed to be in on it and remain silent or play along. Now the whole thing's ruined, thanks.

    If you want, I'll send you junk pics?

    Oi! You never once offered those to me! :grumble: :angry:

    +1

    I have offered to you at least twice! Liar!
  • LiftBigtoGetFit
    LiftBigtoGetFit Posts: 3,399 Member
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  • LiftBigtoGetFit
    LiftBigtoGetFit Posts: 3,399 Member
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    Should go to bar like all the other great pick up artist...

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  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
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    So much win in this thread.
    Says the girl in a house full of cats
  • RubbaDubRob
    RubbaDubRob Posts: 7
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    OOOOOOO nice a whole house full of *****!!! Now that is hot!!!!
  • ironmonkeystyle
    ironmonkeystyle Posts: 834 Member
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    Step 1: Ask the ladies to help you load heavy furniture into your van.
    Step 2: Cut a hole in the box. (what?....)

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    So....ladies....
  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
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    So....ladies....

    :huh:
  • WisiPls
    WisiPls Posts: 359
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    I'm 100% down for this idea.

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  • Addis_Daddy12
    Addis_Daddy12 Posts: 548 Member
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  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    I don't know whether to feel disgusted or empowered by this thread. . . .
  • Tricepticon
    Tricepticon Posts: 7
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    Its just one of those things that you laugh at, but you know your going to hell for it.
  • TitzMcGeez
    TitzMcGeez Posts: 104
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    so. much. win. in this thread, I'm literally crying laughing reading it all...
  • babyshme
    babyshme Posts: 310 Member
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    I laughed so hard at this. I ended up waking my husband up.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    I know where my MFP people live , I know where they work, where they eat. Seriously, they really do get defensive when you are in their bedrooms and you try to arrange a date, and they just don't wanna know, they're all about the police blah blah
    This is true. She locked me in her basement. I finally escaped, but all the lotion I had to put on the skin... I'd rather have the hose again.

    OP, this is what happens when people meet on MFP. Run away, man. Run.
  • Addis_Daddy12
    Addis_Daddy12 Posts: 548 Member
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    How did I know Kitteh was going to finally land on this thread?
  • Tigermum9
    Tigermum9 Posts: 546 Member
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    wow mfp, how romantic lol

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