What’s the last lie you told?

ailsalw

Self explanatory

Mine was... no I haven’t seen your last latte pod
(While drinking his last latte pod)

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yukfoo

I just lied about the last time I told a lie...d'oh!
Actually...everything I say is a lie...and that's the truth.

Miss_Chievous_

Yes, mom, I'm feeling better, I may go for a little walk after.

TheChristianSimone

That I'm happy and pleased with my life and body.

Deadman_Diggingup

I’m fine.
I’m good.
Fine and good.
Very fine and good.

kam26001

Yes, I have signed up for your member rewards card. 🙄

I left it at home though. 😬

Sure, it's 555-........ ah, you know what, I forgot my number 🙄

(just scan the *kitten* milk for the love of god)

DWBalboa

No, that dress doesn't make your butt look big.😁

your_future_ex_wife

Things are just really busy right now

DWBalboa

It's not you, it's me.

Tigg_er

That I liked Sauerkraut

iMago

i really identify with you, so much.

ArmyVeteranM1A1C

No, those yoga pants do not make you look fat

your_future_ex_wife

Why does it have to be the last lie? I want threads for most subtle or most profitable or the ones that were mutually acceptable and the ones you got caught in.

iMago

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

Why does it have to be the last lie? I want threads for most subtle or most profitable or the ones that were mutually acceptable and the ones you got caught in.

I think this is a great idea.