What’s the last lie you told?

ailsalw

Self explanatory

Mine was... no I haven’t seen your last latte pod
(While drinking his last latte pod)

Replies

iMago

"sorry i JUST saw this"

J_NY_Z

Someone asked me "How are you?" and I answered "fine".

BoroG1978

Well that’s never happened before 😊😂

caco_ethes

Eyyy you got my name right!

iMago

caco_ethes wrote: »

Eyyy you got my name right!

shh let me have my victory

Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings

I don't care

george5911

Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »

PaperDoll_ wrote: »

Yeah, I'm fine with having Thanksgiving at my house.

While cringing thinking about the mess, dishes, etc.

I'm so dreading having to drive 3 different places while cutting everyone short so I can make to see everyone... Can't wait until I can host and make everyone come to me

Or do I?

Nope. Skype that shiz.

Chael2dot0

I love you.

Nicksmom106

Yes you're right! I was wrong....my mistake.....

(Avoiding fighting a losing battle is better when you play the pretend game of "stabby stabby cut cut" in your mind😏)

pudgy1977

No worries, I’m fine

bling_7

Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »

I don't care

Me... 😂 That was mine too... put them walls up!

Mr_Healthy_Habits

Gal Gadot... Ppff, she aight

ailsalw

bling_7 wrote: »

Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »

I don't care

Me... 😂 That was mine too... put them walls up!

Here too!

huntersvonnegut

I don’t tell lies.

SabAteNine

Yeah I'm working, be quick. (while procrastinating in front of the computer)

Motorsheen

this one.

bling_7

ailsalw wrote: »

bling_7 wrote: »

Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »

I don't care

Me... 😂 That was mine too... put them walls up!

Here too!

It will get better, wait....there goes another lie.

The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones

I'm great

paddydiver24

Yes, that sounds like fun

tinak33

I'm not cold.

mg_89

I'm fine.

Mr_Healthy_Habits

Oh... About 68 or 9 officer 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

TheRoadDog

10 minutes ago.

My boss just Skyped me from his flight back from a Site Manager's meeting in Peru. Trying to get information on Production while he was away this week. He was trying to connect from a laptop. He could text, but every time he connected for a face to face, I would disconnect and act dumb. I would text him that it must be a connectivity issue because he was on a plane. He must have tried 5 or 6 times before he gave up. Just made my day. Think I'll step outside and have a cigar in celebration. WINNING!

Wingsont84

That I look like poo

Chael2dot0

I am going to finish that before I leave for the weekend....

george5911

Chael2dot0 wrote: »

I am going to finish that before I leave for the weekend....

Ha! I just said the same thing

Chael2dot0

george5911 wrote: »

Chael2dot0 wrote: »

I am going to finish that before I leave for the weekend....

Ha! I just said the same thing

iMago

"what no we're just friends you're acting crazy"

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Mr_Healthy_Habits

That wasn't about you