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What’s the last lie you told?
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DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »Yes...coffee syrup...the liquid at my desk is coffee syrup...😂
Vanilla flavored coffee syrup. Nothing to see here.
The perfect crime
"Oh the amber colored one? Thats hazelnut, you know me and these artisan coffees"
*pours whiskey into rambler*
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Yupkindalikevelma wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »Yes...coffee syrup...the liquid at my desk is coffee syrup...😂
Vanilla flavored coffee syrup. Nothing to see here.
The perfect crime
"Oh the amber colored one? Thats hazelnut, you know me and these artisan coffees"
*pours whiskey into rambler*
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Just the tip. I super swear this time.2
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Don't worry about it, it happens to lots of guys.4
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No, I'm not upset. Its fine, really.4
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SurfyReturnZ wrote: »"No Greg, I don't know where that report is".
I know exactly where that report is.
Stupid ol' Greg2 -
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Those?
They fell off of the shelf into my shopping cart and I didn’t see them going thru the checkout. ... and when I got home the bag somehow opened and then they flew into my mouth.2 -
SurfyReturnZ wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »SurfyReturnZ wrote: »"No Greg, I don't know where that report is".
I know exactly where that report is.
Stupid ol' Greg
Oh. Hi Greg. I forgot you were on this site.
now about that report .....2 -
I was going to eat an apple instead of a cupcake..1
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that i was sorry1
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I didn't mean to put my finger there3
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I'm okay5
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Sure I'd love to hear for the 50th consecutive day how busy you are and hear a blow by blow report of your current schedule.1
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I’m doing fine1
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I'm sorry I had earplugs in my bad ear and was laying on my good ear...1
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Some blah blah blah about being just as average as the average lol
That's mean.
Well, there's the phone ☎️
You could.... Call the police 💁🏽♂️1 -
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Ooooh... who brought this egg salad?!
When in reality...
Ooooh... who brought this egg salad?!
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Some blah blah blah about being just as average as the average lol
That's mean.
Well, there's the phone ☎️
You could.... Call the police 💁🏽♂️
Is that what the average person would do?1 -
Take a chance on me, gurl. You'll never pay a cell phone bill again.
(8 months later we both chip in $76.82 for T-Mobile unlimited plan)3 -
Yeah, I'm fine with having Thanksgiving at my house.
While cringing thinking about the mess, dishes, etc.1 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Some blah blah blah about being just as average as the average lol
That's mean.
Well, there's the phone ☎️
You could.... Call the police 💁🏽♂️
Is that what the average person would do?
I'm not sure, since neither of us are, you'll have to ask someone who is
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »Yeah, I'm fine with having Thanksgiving at my house.
While cringing thinking about the mess, dishes, etc.
I'm so dreading having to drive 3 different places while cutting everyone short so I can make to see everyone... Can't wait until I can host and make everyone come to me
Or do I?0 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Yeah, I'm fine with having Thanksgiving at my house.
While cringing thinking about the mess, dishes, etc.
I'm so dreading having to drive 3 different places while cutting everyone short so I can make to see everyone... Can't wait until I can host and make everyone come to me
Or do I?
It's the best of times...it's the worst of times....guess which is the lie🤔😉
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No silly, you didn't hurt my feelings.......😢
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Oh was that you that called earlier?...I must have been (right there screening your *kitten*)out in the yard......crazy huh?!(that you used a different number to call from )🤦
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Everything I say is a lie...and that's the truth1
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Yes Doc,I'm eating better
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