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What’s the last lie you told?

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  • RastaLousGirlRastaLousGirl Posts: 1,993Member Member Posts: 1,993Member Member
    I was going to eat an apple instead of a cupcake..
  • knightreaderknightreader Posts: 804Member Member Posts: 804Member Member
    that i was sorry
  • The_Devil_in_Miss_JonesThe_Devil_in_Miss_Jones Posts: 705Member Member Posts: 705Member Member
    I didn't mean to put my finger there
  • nicole93099nicole93099 Posts: 3Member Member Posts: 3Member Member
    Sure I'd love to hear for the 50th consecutive day how busy you are and hear a blow by blow report of your current schedule.
  • Ironlady70Ironlady70 Posts: 777Member Member Posts: 777Member Member
    I’m doing fine
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 7,764Member Member Posts: 7,764Member Member
    I'm sorry I had earplugs in my bad ear and was laying on my good ear...
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 7,764Member Member Posts: 7,764Member Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Some blah blah blah about being just as average as the average lol

    That's mean.

    Well, there's the phone ☎️
    You could.... Call the police 💁🏽‍♂️
  • Womanvsfood18Womanvsfood18 Posts: 260Member Member Posts: 260Member Member
    “I’m allowed to eat that!!! “

    As my 19 year old son snatched a protein bar from my mouth shouting “where’s your self control mother?”

    Well.. I have had my calories allowance for the day and 6g sugar a bar isn’t really allowed either 😬🥴
  • kam26001kam26001 Posts: 2,670Member Member Posts: 2,670Member Member
    Ooooh... who brought this egg salad?! :smiley:

    When in reality...

    Ooooh... who brought this egg salad?! :tired_face:
  • tinak33tinak33 Posts: 9,179Member Member Posts: 9,179Member Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Some blah blah blah about being just as average as the average lol

    That's mean.

    Well, there's the phone ☎️
    You could.... Call the police 💁🏽‍♂️

    Is that what the average person would do?
  • kam26001kam26001 Posts: 2,670Member Member Posts: 2,670Member Member
    Take a chance on me, gurl. You'll never pay a cell phone bill again.


    (8 months later we both chip in $76.82 for T-Mobile unlimited plan)
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Posts: 9,799Member Member Posts: 9,799Member Member
    Yeah, I'm fine with having Thanksgiving at my house.


    While cringing thinking about the mess, dishes, etc.
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 7,764Member Member Posts: 7,764Member Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Some blah blah blah about being just as average as the average lol

    That's mean.

    Well, there's the phone ☎️
    You could.... Call the police 💁🏽‍♂️

    Is that what the average person would do?

    I'm not sure, since neither of us are, you'll have to ask someone who is :wink: lol
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 7,764Member Member Posts: 7,764Member Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Yeah, I'm fine with having Thanksgiving at my house.


    While cringing thinking about the mess, dishes, etc.

    I'm so dreading having to drive 3 different places while cutting everyone short so I can make to see everyone... Can't wait until I can host and make everyone come to me

    Or do I?
  • Nicksmom106Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,635Member Member Posts: 1,635Member Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Yeah, I'm fine with having Thanksgiving at my house.


    While cringing thinking about the mess, dishes, etc.

    I'm so dreading having to drive 3 different places while cutting everyone short so I can make to see everyone... Can't wait until I can host and make everyone come to me

    Or do I?

    It's the best of times...it's the worst of times....guess which is the lie🤔😉
  • Nicksmom106Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,635Member Member Posts: 1,635Member Member
    No silly, you didn't hurt my feelings.......😢
  • Nicksmom106Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,635Member Member Posts: 1,635Member Member
    Oh was that you that called earlier?...I must have been (right there screening your *kitten*)out in the yard......crazy huh?!(that you used a different number to call from )🤦
  • yukfooyukfoo Posts: 594Member Member Posts: 594Member Member
    Everything I say is a lie...and that's the truth
  • Still_too_fat1970Still_too_fat1970 Posts: 259Member Member Posts: 259Member Member
    Yes Doc,I'm eating better :p
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