What’s the last lie you told?

PAFC84

tams_89 wrote: »

If you don't listen I will cancel your plane ticket and leave you at home. To my 4 year old 🙈

He could be in the re-make of “Home Alone”.

liaoverbrook

Of course I like it here! (ref. to work)

professionalslob

I'm just tired

epr31295

That it will stop raining before lunch!

Miss_Chievous_

I'm fine.

epr31295

It will only hurt for the first 2 minutes!

LyndaBSS

I won't be able to come up. My car broke down.

George_of_the_Jungle

almost done

stevemorgan308

epr31295 wrote: »

That it will stop raining before lunch!

Read your private messages

Reckoner68

stevemorgan308 wrote: »

epr31295 wrote: »

That it will stop raining before lunch!

Read your private messages

Good sir, I have tried, but I have no private messages!

cayenne_007

Said I wasn't hungry when offered a cookie.......... it was a terrible terrible lie, I think I almost drooled on it.

stevemorgan308

Reckoner68 wrote: »

stevemorgan308 wrote: »

epr31295 wrote: »

That it will stop raining before lunch!

Read your private messages

Good sir, I have tried, but I have no private messages!

Sorry Sir the private message was aimed at epr31295

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

I don't want anything for my birthday.

epr31295

That i will not lie to you!

iMago

i have a headache

mattig89ch

a responce to 'how are you?' while passing someone in the hall. My answer is always 'good, thanks, you?'. I don't think anyone is ever actually just good. But its what we say in our day to day lives.

supercallafraga

A former friend/backstabber who wanted to go for lunch - " Sorry but I'm sick"
(which I will be - every time she texts me. She didn't get the memo that her behavior doesn't jive anymore with me, and even though I'm terminal, I don't have the energy to be confrontational)

TwinkieDong

this is intriguing, I cant recall the last lie I actually told. Though a good example is what mattig89ch said. Though typically my response is "living the dream"

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beerdedbastard

"It's okay. I understand."

iMago

"oh wow that's crazy"

Dakase83

I'm fine.

liftorgohome

You look good

dailly6811

I,ve never told a lie. I guess that statement was the last one

pizzamyheart

Of course I didn’t go to Dairy Queen and get an ice cream cone without you I would never do that

spade117

TwinkieDong wrote: »

this is intriguing, I cant recall the last lie I actually told. Though a good example is what mattig89ch said. Though typically my response is "living the dream"

I usually answer "content" or "average".

Reckoner68

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your_future_ex_wife

Reckoner68 wrote: »

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Lies of omission. I dig it

iMago

"OMG im just seeing this 😩"

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