What’s the last lie you told?

kam26001 · August 22, 2019 1:55AM

Yes, I have signed up for your member rewards card. 🙄

I left it at home though. 😬

Sure, it's 555-........ ah, you know what, I forgot my number 🙄

(just scan the *kitten* milk for the love of god)

DWBalboa · September 11, 2019 10:21PM

No, that dress doesn't make your butt look big.😁

your_future_ex_wife · September 11, 2019 10:22PM

Things are just really busy right now

DWBalboa · September 11, 2019 10:23PM

It's not you, it's me.

Tigg_er · September 12, 2019 12:37AM

That I liked Sauerkraut

iMago · September 12, 2019 2:06PM

i really identify with you, so much.

ArmyVeteranM1A1C · September 12, 2019 5:39PM

No, those yoga pants do not make you look fat

your_future_ex_wife · September 12, 2019 6:28PM

Why does it have to be the last lie? I want threads for most subtle or most profitable or the ones that were mutually acceptable and the ones you got caught in.

iMago · September 12, 2019 6:31PM

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

Why does it have to be the last lie? I want threads for most subtle or most profitable or the ones that were mutually acceptable and the ones you got caught in.

I think this is a great idea.

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What’s the last lie you told?

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