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newmeadow
newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
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If us Chit Chatters worked together face to face, what would be the available positions and who would fill them?
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I call dibs on Research and Development.
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    The Lieutenant could be the compliance officer and issue fashion tickets for infractions.
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    Sheeny could work in HR and review claims related to age discrimination.
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    Bojack could be the elevator operator and suggest people take the stairs. For purposes of health and fitness.
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    Horse girl could work in HR specializing in mediating disputes and issuing formal warnings. But then change her mind and take the part time receptionist position.
  • DawnOfTheDead_Lift
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift Posts: 753 Member
    Unit Testing...
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    @DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    @iMago you can be like that guy from Office Space who just walks around and tells the rest of us to file our paperwork

    i think if anything i'd be the guy who was always worried he was gonna get fired until he actually got fired.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    @DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    @iMago you can be like that guy from Office Space who just walks around and tells the rest of us to file our paperwork

    i think if anything i'd be the guy who was always worried he was gonna get fired until he actually got fired.

    Nuh uh, you're much more the kinda guy who'd come over to my desk just to pester me

    "Working hard or hardly working? HAHAHAHAHA"
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    Vikka will subcontract as dog walker. In her contact, she'll negotiate the authority to allow employees with dogs weighing 10 pounds or less to carry them around the office in a pocketbook.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Tenebrous_D wrote: »
    I'm going to just hang out by the water cooler and every time you guys ask me how I'm doing, I'm going to reply with "Living the dream"



    Every *kitten* time.

    i could see this but only as long as you got a HUGE grin and make finger guns at everyone while you do it
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    edited November 2018
    @Wax_on_wax_off is the dude who is always outside taking "smoke" breaks. :smokin:
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    Nova and her subordinates will operate a fleet of wheelchair vans to drive employees home when they're too drunk to work.
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    AvocadoA$$ will subcontract as Justice of the Peace prevailing over same sex weddings taking place in the large conference rooms.
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    Is there a wine tasting position? If not can we create one?
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    Pour_Decisions wrote: »
    Is there a wine tasting position? If not can we create one?

    You can decide what single serve wine bottlettes will be available in the employee vending machines.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Pour_Decisions wrote: »
    Is there a wine tasting position? If not can we create one?

    Happy hour coordinator
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Bojack could be the elevator operator and suggest people take the stairs. For purposes of health and fitness.

    @bojack5 would be better suited spearheading the R&D Products Patents Division.
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    LaprimaJennie will be assigned to empty the suggestion box every Monday morning. If some joker throws cold cuts in there, she'll review the hallway camera footage to find out who did it.
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    I nominate myself as Grant Writer, so that this organization has enough money to pay all our department heads, keeping them all motivated with cushy salaries and perks.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    Can I be the awkward guy?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    i quit

    this is why you'll never make it in marketing.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    @leut_underpants is dress code enforcer
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    @Wax_on_wax_off is the dude who is always outside taking "smoke" breaks. :smokin:

    Bwahahaha... 😅
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Can I be the awkward guy?

    Yes you can work in IT.
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    @lstrat115 for Sexual Harassment Counselor
    @DeadliftsAndSprinkles for Background Check Coordinator
    @Will_Workout_for_food for Head Chef or Fleet Manager
    @tinkerhellraiser for Marketing
    @CaptainFantastic01 for Ted Talk Host
    @SabAteNine & @Vikka_V for Party Planning/Recreational Activities
    @Mr_Healthy_Habits for Inspirational Speaker
    @kinetixtrainer2 for Head of Security
    @toned_thugs_n_harmony for Corporate Espionage dept.
    @_DisasterDoll_ for Carpenter
    @Caporegiem for Sales Rep

    Alright, I'm down. I'm a planner IRL - not of events, but what can go wrong. :smiley:

    Although there is one thing I have to be upfront with, so that we're clear on that from the beginning and you guys know what you're getting yourself into.

    There's going to be problems with whoever does the budget. Big problems. I tend to overestimate things. Such as quantities of alcohol needed for parties... Food... The capabilities of people to do barhopping all night... Stuff like that.
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    Can I be the sick woman who says.... " I cannot be sick right now! I have.way too.much to do!...*ah choo* seriously! I can NOT be sick!👐
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