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@lstrat115 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »At quarterly employee meetings i want to be the guy who reviews the budget but makes it really fun, like I’ll put on sunglasses and play “money money money money.. MAHN ay” and then I’ll tell you how we haven’t quite achieved our quarterly goals yet but you can do it
Edit: also I’d like to be in charge of fire extinguisher maintenance
I have already denied you this position
Yes but I’m resubmitting my application to HR because I’m being discriminated against for being an arsonist
Have you seen the people in charge of HR? I am sure you'll get a 2nd chance
you know who'd have been GREAT at bringing in the new hires? Rico. (can't remember his username anymore).
we'd be absolutely swimming in young *kittens* the best and brightest if he was still part of the team.@lstrat115 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »At quarterly employee meetings i want to be the guy who reviews the budget but makes it really fun, like I’ll put on sunglasses and play “money money money money.. MAHN ay” and then I’ll tell you how we haven’t quite achieved our quarterly goals yet but you can do it
Edit: also I’d like to be in charge of fire extinguisher maintenance
I have already denied you this position
Yes but I’m resubmitting my application to HR because I’m being discriminated against for being an arsonist
Have you seen the people in charge of HR? I am sure you'll get a 2nd chance
you know who'd have been GREAT at bringing in the new hires? Rico. (can't remember his username anymore).
we'd be absolutely swimming in young *kittens* the best and brightest if he was still part of the team.
None of the men would get anything accomplished and it would be up to the normal women to get *kitten* done.
So like every other workplace
Also, I miss him
Someone needs to find Rico. I miss that mofo for reals.1 -
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »@lstrat115 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »At quarterly employee meetings i want to be the guy who reviews the budget but makes it really fun, like I’ll put on sunglasses and play “money money money money.. MAHN ay” and then I’ll tell you how we haven’t quite achieved our quarterly goals yet but you can do it
Edit: also I’d like to be in charge of fire extinguisher maintenance
I have already denied you this position
Yes but I’m resubmitting my application to HR because I’m being discriminated against for being an arsonist
Have you seen the people in charge of HR? I am sure you'll get a 2nd chance
you know who'd have been GREAT at bringing in the new hires? Rico. (can't remember his username anymore).
we'd be absolutely swimming in young *kittens* the best and brightest if he was still part of the team.@lstrat115 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »At quarterly employee meetings i want to be the guy who reviews the budget but makes it really fun, like I’ll put on sunglasses and play “money money money money.. MAHN ay” and then I’ll tell you how we haven’t quite achieved our quarterly goals yet but you can do it
Edit: also I’d like to be in charge of fire extinguisher maintenance
I have already denied you this position
Yes but I’m resubmitting my application to HR because I’m being discriminated against for being an arsonist
Have you seen the people in charge of HR? I am sure you'll get a 2nd chance
you know who'd have been GREAT at bringing in the new hires? Rico. (can't remember his username anymore).
we'd be absolutely swimming in young *kittens* the best and brightest if he was still part of the team.
None of the men would get anything accomplished and it would be up to the normal women to get *kitten* done.
So like every other workplace
Also, I miss him
Someone needs to find Rico. I miss that mofo for reals.
i think i still got his email somewhere- but tbh he moved on. so good for him you know? i just like to think he's out there slaying like an absolute king somewhere at least.
but still, those 150 comment deep discussions on someone's page every day about coconut oil were something weren't they1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »At quarterly employee meetings i want to be the guy who reviews the budget but makes it really fun, like I’ll put on sunglasses and play “money money money money.. MAHN ay” and then I’ll tell you how we haven’t quite achieved our quarterly goals yet but you can do it
Edit: also I’d like to be in charge of fire extinguisher maintenance
I have already denied you this position
Nobody puts Hank in a corner.
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »@lstrat115 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »At quarterly employee meetings i want to be the guy who reviews the budget but makes it really fun, like I’ll put on sunglasses and play “money money money money.. MAHN ay” and then I’ll tell you how we haven’t quite achieved our quarterly goals yet but you can do it
Edit: also I’d like to be in charge of fire extinguisher maintenance
I have already denied you this position
Yes but I’m resubmitting my application to HR because I’m being discriminated against for being an arsonist
Have you seen the people in charge of HR? I am sure you'll get a 2nd chance
you know who'd have been GREAT at bringing in the new hires? Rico. (can't remember his username anymore).
we'd be absolutely swimming in young *kittens* the best and brightest if he was still part of the team.@lstrat115 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »At quarterly employee meetings i want to be the guy who reviews the budget but makes it really fun, like I’ll put on sunglasses and play “money money money money.. MAHN ay” and then I’ll tell you how we haven’t quite achieved our quarterly goals yet but you can do it
Edit: also I’d like to be in charge of fire extinguisher maintenance
I have already denied you this position
Yes but I’m resubmitting my application to HR because I’m being discriminated against for being an arsonist
Have you seen the people in charge of HR? I am sure you'll get a 2nd chance
you know who'd have been GREAT at bringing in the new hires? Rico. (can't remember his username anymore).
we'd be absolutely swimming in young *kittens* the best and brightest if he was still part of the team.
None of the men would get anything accomplished and it would be up to the normal women to get *kitten* done.
So like every other workplace
Also, I miss him
Someone needs to find Rico. I miss that mofo for reals.
i think i still got his email somewhere- but tbh he moved on. so good for him you know? i just like to think he's out there slaying like an absolute king somewhere at least.
but still, those 150 comment deep discussions on someone's page every day about coconut oil were something weren't they
He would have never survived the new forums. Ban hammer would have come down on him 8 times over. I still remember his pickle jar thread.1 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »@lstrat115 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »At quarterly employee meetings i want to be the guy who reviews the budget but makes it really fun, like I’ll put on sunglasses and play “money money money money.. MAHN ay” and then I’ll tell you how we haven’t quite achieved our quarterly goals yet but you can do it
Edit: also I’d like to be in charge of fire extinguisher maintenance
I have already denied you this position
Yes but I’m resubmitting my application to HR because I’m being discriminated against for being an arsonist
Have you seen the people in charge of HR? I am sure you'll get a 2nd chance
you know who'd have been GREAT at bringing in the new hires? Rico. (can't remember his username anymore).
we'd be absolutely swimming in young *kittens* the best and brightest if he was still part of the team.@lstrat115 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »At quarterly employee meetings i want to be the guy who reviews the budget but makes it really fun, like I’ll put on sunglasses and play “money money money money.. MAHN ay” and then I’ll tell you how we haven’t quite achieved our quarterly goals yet but you can do it
Edit: also I’d like to be in charge of fire extinguisher maintenance
I have already denied you this position
Yes but I’m resubmitting my application to HR because I’m being discriminated against for being an arsonist
Have you seen the people in charge of HR? I am sure you'll get a 2nd chance
you know who'd have been GREAT at bringing in the new hires? Rico. (can't remember his username anymore).
we'd be absolutely swimming in young *kittens* the best and brightest if he was still part of the team.
None of the men would get anything accomplished and it would be up to the normal women to get *kitten* done.
So like every other workplace
Also, I miss him
Someone needs to find Rico. I miss that mofo for reals.
i think i still got his email somewhere- but tbh he moved on. so good for him you know? i just like to think he's out there slaying like an absolute king somewhere at least.
but still, those 150 comment deep discussions on someone's page every day about coconut oil were something weren't they
He would have never survived the new forums. Ban hammer would have come down on him 8 times over. I still remember his pickle jar thread.
he did actually get b&nned at least once while he was still here, but due to some errors in the accounting dept, he was allowed back on the premises until he finally left, if i recall correctly.
you remember the hot cakes thread? that one survived longer than i'd ever have thought possible.0 -
laprimaJenny wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »At quarterly employee meetings i want to be the guy who reviews the budget but makes it really fun, like I’ll put on sunglasses and play “money money money money.. MAHN ay” and then I’ll tell you how we haven’t quite achieved our quarterly goals yet but you can do it
Edit: also I’d like to be in charge of fire extinguisher maintenance
If something were going to go down the insurance claim would be denied. I definitely think there needs to be a middle man for safety precautions.
Oh, no worries. The insurance guys from my last 6 claims have all loved me.1 -
FeelinFooFoo wrote: »I will be the cleaner too. That way i can stay behind and check out all your drawers and stuff. Have a good nosey around, to make sure everything is clean, of course.
brb i need to clean out my desk1 -
laprimaJenny wrote: »FeelinFooFoo wrote: »Someone who brings in cake and treats to ruin everyone's diet is a must !
I can participate in bringing good homemade snacks. Tiramisu, Sicilian cannoli’s and amaretti cookies are my specialities.
Hopefully no one minds if I put a little extra liquor within the recipes.
Please need a taster...please need a taster!🙆3 -
@lstrat115 would be our Frozen Pea Tester.
The person who tests the temperature of frozen peas on our production line.0 -
@caco_ethes you can be in charge of fire safety and the red stapler.
So what I did here @caco_ethes is I made a reference to the movie Office Space. Where one of the characters, Milton, is upset that people keep taking his red stapler. Eventually, he burns down the office. I was comparing you to Milton because the joke on MFP is that you burn down things.3 -
@pudgy1977 would be in charge of Wacky Wednesdays.1
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@caco_ethes you can be in charge of fire safety and the red stapler.
So what I did here @caco_ethes is I made a reference to the movie Office Space. Where one of the characters, Milton, is upset that people keep taking his red stapler. Eventually, he burns down the office. I was comparing you to Milton because the joke on MFP is that you burn down things.
I don’t get it2 -
caco_ethes wrote: »@caco_ethes you can be in charge of fire safety and the red stapler.
So what I did here @caco_ethes is I made a reference to the movie Office Space. Where one of the characters, Milton, is upset that people keep taking his red stapler. Eventually, he burns down the office. I was comparing you to Milton because the joke on MFP is that you burn down things.
I don’t get it
That's why I explained it to you! Also because everyone wants their office to burn down sometimes. So, you know, it's a win win. You get a job and we dont' have to work.0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »@caco_ethes you can be in charge of fire safety and the red stapler.
So what I did here @caco_ethes is I made a reference to the movie Office Space. Where one of the characters, Milton, is upset that people keep taking his red stapler. Eventually, he burns down the office. I was comparing you to Milton because the joke on MFP is that you burn down things.
I don’t get it
That's why I explained it to you! Also because everyone wants their office to burn down sometimes. So, you know, it's a win win. You get a job and we dont' have to work.
Are you trying to hire me to burn down your office because I don’t do thathmu on 4chan bb1 -
@caco_ethes you can be in charge of fire safety and the red stapler.
So what I did here @caco_ethes is I made a reference to the movie Office Space. Where one of the characters, Milton, is upset that people keep taking his red stapler. Eventually, he burns down the office. I was comparing you to Milton because the joke on MFP is that you burn down things.
Joke. ??2 -
caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »@caco_ethes you can be in charge of fire safety and the red stapler.
So what I did here @caco_ethes is I made a reference to the movie Office Space. Where one of the characters, Milton, is upset that people keep taking his red stapler. Eventually, he burns down the office. I was comparing you to Milton because the joke on MFP is that you burn down things.
I don’t get it
That's why I explained it to you! Also because everyone wants their office to burn down sometimes. So, you know, it's a win win. You get a job and we dont' have to work.
Are you trying to hire me to burn down your office because I don’t do thathmu on 4chan bb
I'm whistling to show I agree.1 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »@lstrat115 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »At quarterly employee meetings i want to be the guy who reviews the budget but makes it really fun, like I’ll put on sunglasses and play “money money money money.. MAHN ay” and then I’ll tell you how we haven’t quite achieved our quarterly goals yet but you can do it
Edit: also I’d like to be in charge of fire extinguisher maintenance
I have already denied you this position
Yes but I’m resubmitting my application to HR because I’m being discriminated against for being an arsonist
Have you seen the people in charge of HR? I am sure you'll get a 2nd chance
you know who'd have been GREAT at bringing in the new hires? Rico. (can't remember his username anymore).
we'd be absolutely swimming in young *kittens* the best and brightest if he was still part of the team.@lstrat115 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »At quarterly employee meetings i want to be the guy who reviews the budget but makes it really fun, like I’ll put on sunglasses and play “money money money money.. MAHN ay” and then I’ll tell you how we haven’t quite achieved our quarterly goals yet but you can do it
Edit: also I’d like to be in charge of fire extinguisher maintenance
I have already denied you this position
Yes but I’m resubmitting my application to HR because I’m being discriminated against for being an arsonist
Have you seen the people in charge of HR? I am sure you'll get a 2nd chance
you know who'd have been GREAT at bringing in the new hires? Rico. (can't remember his username anymore).
we'd be absolutely swimming in young *kittens* the best and brightest if he was still part of the team.
None of the men would get anything accomplished and it would be up to the normal women to get *kitten* done.
So like every other workplace
Also, I miss him
Someone needs to find Rico. I miss that mofo for reals.
i think i still got his email somewhere- but tbh he moved on. so good for him you know? i just like to think he's out there slaying like an absolute king somewhere at least.
but still, those 150 comment deep discussions on someone's page every day about coconut oil were something weren't they
He would have never survived the new forums. Ban hammer would have come down on him 8 times over. I still remember his pickle jar thread.
he did actually get b&nned at least once while he was still here, but due to some errors in the accounting dept, he was allowed back on the premises until he finally left, if i recall correctly.
you remember the hot cakes thread? that one survived longer than i'd ever have thought possible.
Vaguely. I think that's when Chris still played with us.2 -
laprimaJenny wrote: »FeelinFooFoo wrote: »Someone who brings in cake and treats to ruin everyone's diet is a must !
I can participate in bringing good homemade snacks. Tiramisu, Sicilian cannoli’s and amaretti cookies are my specialities.
Hopefully no one minds if I put a little extra liquor within the recipes.
Omg yes1 -
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Today’s topic, coping with depression using humor3 -
@lstrat115 for Sexual Harassment Counselor
@DeadliftsAndSprinkles for Background Check Coordinator
@Will_Workout_for_food for Head Chef or Fleet Manager
@tinkerhellraiser for Marketing
@CaptainFantastic01 for Ted Talk Host
@SabAteNine & @Vikka_V for Party Planning/Recreational Activities
@Mr_Healthy_Habits for Inspirational Speaker
@kinetixtrainer2 for Head of Security
@toned_thugs_n_harmony for Corporate Espionage dept.
@_DisasterDoll_ for Carpenter
@Caporegiem for Sales Rep
Hey awesome Man!
I will most humbly accept this position like...
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SurfyReturnZ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »@lstrat115 for Sexual Harassment Counselor
@DeadliftsAndSprinkles for Background Check Coordinator
@Will_Workout_for_food for Head Chef or Fleet Manager
@tinkerhellraiser for Marketing
@CaptainFantastic01 for Ted Talk Host
@SabAteNine & @Vikka_V for Party Planning/Recreational Activities
@Mr_Healthy_Habits for Inspirational Speaker
@kinetixtrainer2 for Head of Security
@toned_thugs_n_harmony for Corporate Espionage dept.
@_DisasterDoll_ for Carpenter
@Caporegiem for Sales Rep
Hey awesome Man!
I will most humbly accept this position like...
Ha! That movie..love it.
So twisty1 -
I’ll be your antisocial IT guru.
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SurfyReturnZ wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »@lstrat115 for Sexual Harassment Counselor
@DeadliftsAndSprinkles for Background Check Coordinator
@Will_Workout_for_food for Head Chef or Fleet Manager
@tinkerhellraiser for Marketing
@CaptainFantastic01 for Ted Talk Host
@SabAteNine & @Vikka_V for Party Planning/Recreational Activities
@Mr_Healthy_Habits for Inspirational Speaker
@kinetixtrainer2 for Head of Security
@toned_thugs_n_harmony for Corporate Espionage dept.
@_DisasterDoll_ for Carpenter
@Caporegiem for Sales Rep
Hey awesome Man!
I will most humbly accept this position like...
Ha! That movie..love it.
I've never seen it
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@pudgy1977 would be in charge of Wacky Wednesdays.
Currently working on my wackiest wack out wack. I’ll check in later1
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