Ruin a date - with just 4 words

SabAteNine · December 2018

You're gonna eat *THAT*?

You look familiar... pornhub?

No roofies, I promise.

cee134 · December 2018

You gonna eat that?

cee134 · December 2018

You smell like *kitten*.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ · December 2018

I dated your brother

The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones · December 2018

Your brothers is bigger

empresssue · December 2018

@denny_mac's mom was better

iMago · December 2018

its a work text

FitnTrimSteve · December 2018

Is it in yet?

cee134 · December 2018

Hi Hungry, I'm dad.

xXxSeriouslyxXx · December 2018

You got this right?
Carpet match the drapes?
Are we doing this?
It gets bigger, promise.

cee134 · December 2018

Let's not tell mom....

caco_ethes · December 2018

cee134 wrote: »

Hi Hungry, I'm dad.

Best

cee134 · December 2018

I'm big into crossfit.

The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones · December 2018

I don't eat tacos

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ · December 2018

I am a vegan

caco_ethes · December 2018

Lets compare credit scores

Unknown · December 2018

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SwannySez · December 2018

Your sister's smells better.

SwannySez · December 2018

Your Mom's is tighter.

SwannySez · December 2018

Your Dad never gags.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ · December 2018

I usually prefer sheep

crampus1 · December 2018

Saw you on mfp

iMago · December 2018

i voted for DT

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ · December 2018

I've never shaved anything

SwannySez · December 2018

Loved your "art film".

RoxieDawn · December 2018

What's your credit score?

iMago · December 2018

you take gift cards?

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ · December 2018

I have a coupon

SwannySez · December 2018

That's never happened before.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ · December 2018

Please don't touch me.

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