Ruin a date - with just 4 words

caco_ethes

My last date paid

SwannySez

That IS the tip.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

I'll use fake ID

caco_ethes

You’ve got an owie!

RoxieDawn

I am still married

..ouch, I can't even imagine

iMago

lemme borrow your car

FitnTrimSteve

I voted for HC

caco_ethes

I’d get that removed

4legsRbetterthan2

I'm a future SAHW

just need Mr. Right

Unknown

This content has been removed.

caco_ethes

But don’t derail it

TheRoadDog

Shlt! That's my wife.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Oh, that's your car?

Unknown

This content has been removed.

crampus1

I enjoy Schweatty Balls

caco_ethes

Pardon my onion breath 😬

caco_ethes

Deodorant is a scam

4legsRbetterthan2

ISO another baby daddy

iMago

scientology saved my life

caco_ethes

Only schmucks pay taxes

RoxieDawn

crampus1 wrote: »

I enjoy Schweatty Balls

I watched this on SNL last night.

crampus1

Saving myself for science

xXxSeriouslyxXx

Which was Star Wars?
Yes, I'll accept EBT.
My Dad is younger.
I have school tomorrow...

newmeadow

All my friends'r Canadian.

Unknown

This content has been removed.

newmeadow

You talkin' about me?

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Let's talk about politics

newmeadow

.

cee134

But I called dibs.

Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings

iMago wrote: »

that waitress is cute

I saw her first.