Anybody know how to find love?

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  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    I always liked to start the evening with some Clinique Oil Free Foundation in Pale Beige and from there a stroke or two of Shiseido frosty plum cheek colour, Arden's midnight maroon lip colour, Clinique smokey oil based fat eye pencil for the outer lower undereye and the complete upper lids, Clinique's waterproof mascara in black and finish with Clinique's non-comedogenic pale face powder.

    Then I'd spritz just a light spray of Scherrer's Paris on the back of my neck and both wrists. I'd slip on a Jones of New York belted rust tweed jacket, waist length, almost bolero style. And finish with a tight, neutral, linen, ankle length, pencil skirt with back slit from Anne Klein and Balenciaga kicks.

    I'd cab it to my local oyster bar for an Absolute on the rocks with a splash of Chambord, hold the fruit garnish. Then I'd pull out my Dunhill and patiently wait for a gentleman to light it and buy me a shrimp cocktail. And the evening would become more and more loving from there, almost guaranteed.

    And then what happens???????????????? :D Give us more story..... :) Also, I was wondering If you could help me with outfit next time I go out on a date with my husband. Which would be today in 3 hours. We have a mom sitter today, and we are going to the Aquaman movie, and a bite to eat. Should I try to wear a dress? Or should I wear one of my new velvet stretchy jogging suits from Costco?

    Please post a pic of the velvet stretchy jogging suit.

    I have it in black, and navy blue, and a weird red color. opkvklck0ax4.jpg
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    @newmeadow
    What about these? Usually I don't like skinny jeans. But here are the fat girl ones I purchased from Torrid. I have the blue with the tiger. And I have the black with the plaid. I leaning towards the black with the plaid. 7oldq31b52te.jpgnoo2mcosxbfa.jpg

  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    edited January 2019
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    What do you feel most comfortable in? Or sassy in?
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    They need to have a fetish for hobbit feet.
    It doesn't get more specific than that.

    There should be a thread here for that. The "MFP Naked Feet Thread." :) Extra points, for the Hobbit Feet.

    Ooooooh or like a weird fetish thread. Or does that exist?
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    @newmeadow
    What about these? Usually I don't like skinny jeans. But here are the fat girl ones I purchased from Torrid. I have the blue with the tiger. And I have the black with the plaid. I leaning towards the black with the plaid. 7oldq31b52te.jpgnoo2mcosxbfa.jpg

    Do you know what the first pair of jeans say on them?
    It says ti voglio bene, which means I love you

    Go with those ones. Love will be in the air and definitely on your pants and maybe in your pants

    Oh oh. Thanks! I was wondering what that said. Plus, those are a little roomier than the black plaid.
    Should I attempt to wear a higher heel of some sort? Or my squishy super comfortable sketchers?
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    They need to have a fetish for hobbit feet.
    It doesn't get more specific than that.

    There should be a thread here for that. The "MFP Naked Feet Thread." :) Extra points, for the Hobbit Feet.

    Ooooooh or like a weird fetish thread. Or does that exist?

    That would be a great thread. :D Theres a nice sock thread here already. There should be foot thread too.
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
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    They need to have a fetish for hobbit feet.
    It doesn't get more specific than that.

    Mmm hobbit toes...


    @LittleLionHeart1 Hope you have a good date night! I enjoyed that movie.

    Thank you so much. I'm extra excited because my husband for Halloween this year wore that Aquaman costume. And normally without that costume he looks so much like the Aquaman guy anyway Although, October last year he cut his long hair into short cut. Maybe I will try to do myself up a little better than usual today.

    I hope your day is super great as well. :)

    Does he have a brother?? .... Asking for a friend 😂
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
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    They need to have a fetish for hobbit feet.
    It doesn't get more specific than that.

    There should be a thread here for that. The "MFP Naked Feet Thread." :) Extra points, for the Hobbit Feet.

    Ooooooh or like a weird fetish thread. Or does that exist?

    Maybe for a few hours once or twice. 😂😂😂
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    They need to have a fetish for hobbit feet.
    It doesn't get more specific than that.

    There should be a thread here for that. The "MFP Naked Feet Thread." :) Extra points, for the Hobbit Feet.

    Ooooooh or like a weird fetish thread. Or does that exist?

    That would be a great thread. :D Theres a nice sock thread here already. There should be foot thread too.

    There should be a thread thread. Sew dressmakers can get involved.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    They need to have a fetish for hobbit feet.
    It doesn't get more specific than that.

    There should be a thread here for that. The "MFP Naked Feet Thread." :) Extra points, for the Hobbit Feet.

    Ooooooh or like a weird fetish thread. Or does that exist?

    Maybe for a few hours once or twice. 😂😂😂

    Until THAT guy takes it too far. You know who I mean.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    They need to have a fetish for hobbit feet.
    It doesn't get more specific than that.

    There should be a thread here for that. The "MFP Naked Feet Thread." :) Extra points, for the Hobbit Feet.

    Ooooooh or like a weird fetish thread. Or does that exist?

    That would be a great thread. :D Theres a nice sock thread here already. There should be foot thread too.

    There should be a thread thread. Sew dressmakers can get involved.

    Get out.

    You're that guy who takes it too far
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    They need to have a fetish for hobbit feet.
    It doesn't get more specific than that.

    There should be a thread here for that. The "MFP Naked Feet Thread." :) Extra points, for the Hobbit Feet.

    Ooooooh or like a weird fetish thread. Or does that exist?

    That would be a great thread. :D Theres a nice sock thread here already. There should be foot thread too.

    There should be a thread thread. Sew dressmakers can get involved.

    Get out.

    You're that guy who takes it too far

    Well I never

    How did you not see that coming?
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    @LittleLionHeart1 what did you choose?
  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
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    Cutemesoon wrote: »
    I kind of like milkshakes. They bring boys to the yard.
    My milkshakes are very delicious & thick but i'm still having a hard time luring boys to my yard. 😢

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    Dang it, they got lost. I’m sending them on over! 🗣🗣Run along boys!
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    @LittleLionHeart1 what did you choose?

    The blue jeans.. And black everything else.... and Aquaman. :p<35pyoon9p1zbb.jpg
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
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    They need to have a fetish for hobbit feet.
    It doesn't get more specific than that.

    There should be a thread here for that. The "MFP Naked Feet Thread." :) Extra points, for the Hobbit Feet.

    Ooooooh or like a weird fetish thread. Or does that exist?

    That would be a great thread. :D Theres a nice sock thread here already. There should be foot thread too.

    There should be a thread thread. Sew dressmakers can get involved.

    Get out.

    You're that guy who takes it too far

    Well I never

    I was thinking the same exact thing. She just happened to say it....
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    @LittleLionHeart1 what did you choose?

    The blue jeans.. And black everything else.... and Aquaman. :p<35pyoon9p1zbb.jpg

    Bet you looked beaut!
    That was a wise wise choice. Like oysters he is an aphrodisiac