Secret club stuff

crampus1
crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
I’ve heard rumors about secret groups and stuff. Not interested in that. I am, however, interested in Secret Clubs. I’m interested in good names for secret clubs, how the leadership is organized in secret clubs, handshakes? What is part of your secret club if you had one? What would it be called? What would the rules be? Come on, help an introvert out and blab, so I know what Secret Clubs are like!
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  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    If I had a secret club we’d have a secret password. Probably “tatertits”
  • Cassandraw3
    Cassandraw3 Posts: 1,214 Member
    Password would definitely be "tacos"
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
    edited January 2019
    n the 1980s a small group from work would go together for lunch. Some who were not in our clique would ask where we went. We would only say we went to TSP.
    (We knew it was a small diner, so we called it The Secret Place.) We never told anyone where it was.

    Pretty immature. I think I named it.
    Others tried to figure out where is the TSP.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    my old D&D group was called "Smite Club" then when i took over as DM for a new game it became "A Flock of Smeagols"
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    my old D&D group was called "Smite Club" then when i took over as DM for a new game it became "A Flock of Smeagols"

    They ran. They ran so far away. And couldn’t get away.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    My secret club would only exchange respices

    Don't forget the vegans.
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    My secret club would only exchange respices

    Don't forget the vegans.

    I don’t know if I’d allow vegans into my secret club. They’d bi$ch about our matching club leather jackets.
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    We look at pickles in mine. Big ones, small ones, fat ones, thin ones. Sometimes we eat them. If they haven’t been in the pickle jar for too long. Sometimes we just feel their texture. Who knew pickles could be sharp? It’s a very educational secret club.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    crampus1 wrote: »
    We look at pickles in mine. Big ones, small ones, fat ones, thin ones. Sometimes we eat them. If they haven’t been in the pickle jar for too long. Sometimes we just feel their texture. Who knew pickles could be sharp? It’s a very educational secret club.

    What about gherkins?
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  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    DemSwells wrote: »
    A Yeti only policy would be the sole requirement of my club.

    Like a cooler or a cup?
    Because only one is in my price range.
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    We look at pickles in mine. Big ones, small ones, fat ones, thin ones. Sometimes we eat them. If they haven’t been in the pickle jar for too long. Sometimes we just feel their texture. Who knew pickles could be sharp? It’s a very educational secret club.

    What about gherkins?

    Glad you brought this up. We will be experimenting with gherkins next month. They say the little ones are the best. But I’m not sure I could be satisfied with a tiny pickle like that. Another member says she stuffs herself with gherkins because they are so small so you can eat a bunch at a time.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    My secret group posts genital grooming tips. That's it.

    "Pubic Not Public"
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    crampus1 wrote: »
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    We look at pickles in mine. Big ones, small ones, fat ones, thin ones. Sometimes we eat them. If they haven’t been in the pickle jar for too long. Sometimes we just feel their texture. Who knew pickles could be sharp? It’s a very educational secret club.

    What about gherkins?

    Glad you brought this up. We will be experimenting with gherkins next month. They say the little ones are the best. But I’m not sure I could be satisfied with a tiny pickle like that. Another member says she stuffs herself with gherkins because they are so small so you can eat a bunch at a time.

    Like beanie weanies.
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    My secret group posts genital grooming tips. That's it.

    "Pubic Not Public"

    I don’t care about secret groups, bub. Secret CLUBS is where it’s at.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    crampus1 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    My secret group posts genital grooming tips. That's it.

    "Pubic Not Public"

    I don’t care about secret groups, bub. Secret CLUBS is where it’s at.

    MY group will use your club to beat it.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    There would only be one rule.
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    My secret group posts genital grooming tips. That's it.

    "Pubic Not Public"

    I don’t care about secret groups, bub. Secret CLUBS is where it’s at.

    MY group will use your club to beat it.

    Better wait till next months gherkin meeting.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    crampus1 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    My secret group posts genital grooming tips. That's it.

    "Pubic Not Public"

    I don’t care about secret groups, bub. Secret CLUBS is where it’s at.

    MY group will use your club to beat it.

    Better wait till next months gherkin meeting.

    So we HAVE met before! Oh the plot - among other things - thickens!
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  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    My secret group posts genital grooming tips. That's it.

    "Pubic Not Public"

    I don’t care about secret groups, bub. Secret CLUBS is where it’s at.

    MY group will use your club to beat it.

    Better wait till next months gherkin meeting.

    As president of the gherkin club we are NOT accepting new members.

    Haha, get it.

    Hey! Thats not what I heard. I heard you will accept all the new members you have room for.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    There would only be one rule.

    Right, only nude selfies.

    Nood selfies.
  • Taz6o5
    Taz6o5 Posts: 3,441 Member
    The best secret club's are the ones with the best shenanigans .

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  • Den_of_Iniquity
    Den_of_Iniquity Posts: 424 Member
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  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    Den_of_Iniquity wrote: »
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    We don’t dress up in my secret club. We avoid “wild” behaviors. Not kosher.
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    Password - odoyle ruless
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