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brittyandian
brittyandian Posts: 241 Member
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Sex related question here; Do you/can you count rough, vigorous sex as exercise? Would be pretty awesome to be able to use that towards daily exercise and burnt calories!
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Nope, it is a bonus.

    Though, do it vigorously enough and you can earn a post-sex sandwich.
  • JellyBeanQueen86
    JellyBeanQueen86 Posts: 670
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    Why not?
    If you are dripping in sweat and finding it hard to catch your breath .... i would say you have burnt a few cals :P


    EDIT - I dont include it... but sometimes put it in just to brag ;) nothing more ROFL :P What else are you MFP friends for if you can't tell them you just had some awesome wild sex? :P
  • JellyBeanQueen86
    JellyBeanQueen86 Posts: 670
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    Nope, it is a bonus.

    Though, do it vigorously enough and you can earn a post-sex sandwich.

    If either of you can make it into the kitchen or have enough energy to make/eat a sammich... you aren't doing it hard enough :P (jokes)
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Nope, it is a bonus.

    Though, do it vigorously enough and you can earn a post-sex sandwich.

    If either of you can make it into the kitchen or have enough energy to make/eat a sammich... you aren't doing it hard enough :P (jokes)

    I always make the sandwiches beforehand just in case. If I am not happy with her performance, I eat hers. :P
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
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    I read an article in Fitness magazine that quoted some study about this. The findings were that even vigorous sex burned not many more calories than sleeping, or something like that. So no, I wouldn't count it. But don't quote me on that.
  • brittyandian
    brittyandian Posts: 241 Member
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    Nope, it is a bonus.

    Though, do it vigorously enough and you can earn a post-sex sandwich.

    If either of you can make it into the kitchen or have enough energy to make/eat a sammich... you aren't doing it hard enough :P (jokes)

    yea definitely not moving for at least 10 mniutes afterwards...only way I'll end up in the kitchen is if that is where it all started!!
  • brittyandian
    brittyandian Posts: 241 Member
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    Nope, it is a bonus.

    Though, do it vigorously enough and you can earn a post-sex sandwich.

    If either of you can make it into the kitchen or have enough energy to make/eat a sammich... you aren't doing it hard enough :P (jokes)

    I always make the sandwiches beforehand just in case. If I am not happy with her performance, I eat hers. :P

    LMAO! SUCH A GOOD IDEA
  • JellyBeanQueen86
    JellyBeanQueen86 Posts: 670
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    Nope, it is a bonus.

    Though, do it vigorously enough and you can earn a post-sex sandwich.

    If either of you can make it into the kitchen or have enough energy to make/eat a sammich... you aren't doing it hard enough :P (jokes)

    I always make the sandwiches beforehand just in case. If I am not happy with her performance, I eat hers. :P


    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I just spat water all over my computer screen LOL
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
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    yeah for sure - I generally count it, gotta earn that postcoital snack
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    I only count what I ingest. :wink:
  • brittyandian
    brittyandian Posts: 241 Member
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    I only count what I ingest. :wink:

    LOL does skin absorbtion count :laugh:
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
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    I only count what I ingest. :wink:

    LOL does skin absorbtion count :laugh:

    A+ thread
  • KathleenMurry
    KathleenMurry Posts: 448 Member
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    Ha... now I want to wear my HRM next time to see what the burn is :P
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    I only count what I ingest. :wink:

    LOL does skin absorbtion count :laugh:
    Depends on what part of the skin. :laugh:
  • Fiercely_Me
    Fiercely_Me Posts: 481 Member
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    If it was 12 minutes no. If I pulled an all-nighter yes.
  • Fiercely_Me
    Fiercely_Me Posts: 481 Member
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    I only count what I ingest. :wink:

    LOL does skin absorbtion count :laugh:

    A+ thread

    Yes!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    I only count what I ingest. :wink:

    LOL does skin absorbtion count :laugh:
    Depends on what part of the skin. :laugh:

    chest/face area???????

    I had better be careful lest I earn a strike
  • wrests
    wrests Posts: 84 Member
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    Ha... now I want to wear my HRM next time to see what the burn is :P
    I know you're joking, but your heart rate increases when you're aroused, so it'll measure as being way higher than it actually is. I think it's something like 20 cals per session
  • ksimmons19
    ksimmons19 Posts: 223 Member
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    Ya'll are making me jelly.

    Does solo count? :ohwell:


    Edited for patheticness.
  • mulecanter
    mulecanter Posts: 1,792 Member
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    54 with 3 kids. If I ever get laid again I'll let you know.
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