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If you think about it what calories you do burn you will just eat back with that after sammich....so just do it and let the calories go!0
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Not cant, more like Won't. IN most if not all my experiences, the other party is worn out or cant continue. theres only 3 holes to ram your ___ into and those wear out under constant pressure. Doesnt take half hour to hammer in a nail, YOu start out slow, work a rythm and pound it in..
Seriously though, If you are going more than 1/2 hour My hats off to you..Its no longer fun when you are doing all the work and all the pressure is on you not to finish early...go f__k yourself wore,
If you CAN'T go more than a half hour, good god I'm sorry. Get your *kitten* to the gym, work up some stamina, and chill with Jill.
What if your lady is not finished in the 30 minutes or less?
Then that means I didnt do my job. And I always do my job. Put it this way, after 30 minutes she cant just get up and walk, leggs are too wobbly. think, bambi0 -
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Sex is a two way street, you don't have to be in love with your partner but there should be at least a mutual respect for one an other and you should care about her needs since she cares about yours enough to have sex with you.
This mentality makes me sad
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How does it make you sad? Im telling you, my phone rings because I can get it done. Also, as a person with an ENFJ personality, sex is not pleasurable to me, its a fun job and the only satisfaction I receive is that of a satisfied partner.0 -
Aint nobody got time for that..
Im more like a tactical special teams unit, go in, destroy, come out, go home. Aint nobody got time for a full on flesh war.
Seriously though, If you are going more than 1/2 hour My hats off to you..Its no longer fun when you are doing all the work and all the pressure is on you not to finish early...go f__k yourself wore,
I like your attitude. XD0 -
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I've counted sex, but not the quickies (15 minutes or less). My husband and I will be drenched in sweat, I usually have multiple orgasms, and we rarely last longer than 30-40 minutes. The few time we do go longer, I am always knocked unconscious, and my whole body sore the next day. lol0
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The few time we do go longer, I am always knocked unconscious, and my whole body sore the next day. lol
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54 with 3 kids. If I ever get laid again I'll let you know.
The BEST is yet to come, so I'm told! Send them all to sleep at a friends house. If necessasry, return teh favor for said friend!0 -
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If it was 12 minutes no. If I pulled an all-nighter yes.
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People go longer than 12 minutes?
I'd be bored.0 -
Nope, it is a bonus.
Though, do it vigorously enough and you can earn a post-sex sandwich.
If either of you can make it into the kitchen or have enough energy to make/eat a sammich... you aren't doing it hard enough :P (jokes)
I always make the sandwiches beforehand just in case. If I am not happy with her performance, I eat hers. :P
you eat her sandwich....Heheh I get it.0 -
The few time we do go longer, I am always knocked unconscious, and my whole body sore the next day. lol
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^^ This^^ Sounds more like an MMA match0 -
I do, if it's really vigorous and stuff...but it's kind of like I log 60-90 min walking at leisurely pace when I'm at a zoo or flea markets all day long...I'll put in 5 min of aerobic exercise for 15+ min of wild sex.0
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25-30min is considered a quickie?? lol
Umm.. Yeah. It's never less than that. :blushing:
I didn't even know men could last longer than 10 minutes.
Maybe I'm just really pretty.
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My DH could count choreplay... clean the kitchen. mow the lawn. paint the bathroom. clean the garage. That's some sexy stuff.
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In...
...to catch up later...
...(as if this thread will still be here later)...0 -
Just want this to show up in my newsfeed...0
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we need pics to confirm
25-30min is considered a quickie?? lol
Umm.. Yeah. It's never less than that. :blushing:
I didn't even know men could last longer than 10 minutes.
Maybe I'm just really pretty.0 -
why would I count it.....I end up eating back those calories every time.
yeah I said it.0 -
Just want this to show up in my newsfeed...
And I thank you for that......0 -
Didn't stop us all getting fat to start with so....NO!
Having 2 kids SUPER close in age and being on strict bedrest for both pregnancies did that to me. LOL0 -
Didn't stop us all getting fat to start with so....NO!
Having 2 kids SUPER close in age and being on strict bedrest for both pregnancies did that to me. LOL
And now the thread has come full circle.0 -
Not cant, more like Won't. IN most if not all my experiences, the other party is worn out or cant continue. theres only 3 holes to ram your ___ into and those wear out under constant pressure. Doesnt take half hour to hammer in a nail, YOu start out slow, work a rythm and pound it in..
Seriously though, If you are going more than 1/2 hour My hats off to you..Its no longer fun when you are doing all the work and all the pressure is on you not to finish early...go f__k yourself wore,
If you CAN'T go more than a half hour, good god I'm sorry. Get your *kitten* to the gym, work up some stamina, and chill with Jill.
What if your lady is not finished in the 30 minutes or less?
If she cant finish in 30 minutes, what is HER problem? :huh:0 -
why would I count it.....I end up eating back those calories every time.
yeah I said it.
I resemble this comment!0 -
Then the pizza is free. Duh.
Not cant, more like Won't. IN most if not all my experiences, the other party is worn out or cant continue. theres only 3 holes to ram your ___ into and those wear out under constant pressure. Doesnt take half hour to hammer in a nail, YOu start out slow, work a rythm and pound it in..
Seriously though, If you are going more than 1/2 hour My hats off to you..Its no longer fun when you are doing all the work and all the pressure is on you not to finish early...go f__k yourself wore,
If you CAN'T go more than a half hour, good god I'm sorry. Get your *kitten* to the gym, work up some stamina, and chill with Jill.
What if your lady is not finished in the 30 minutes or less?0 -
Not cant, more like Won't. IN most if not all my experiences, the other party is worn out or cant continue. theres only 3 holes to ram your ___ into and those wear out under constant pressure. Doesnt take half hour to hammer in a nail, YOu start out slow, work a rythm and pound it in..
Seriously though, If you are going more than 1/2 hour My hats off to you..Its no longer fun when you are doing all the work and all the pressure is on you not to finish early...go f__k yourself wore,
If you CAN'T go more than a half hour, good god I'm sorry. Get your *kitten* to the gym, work up some stamina, and chill with Jill.
What if your lady is not finished in the 30 minutes or less?
If she cant finish in 30 minutes, what is HER problem? :huh:
I was just wandering if he would just get up and leave her hanging or what. His response sounded very wham bam thank you ma'am0 -
Get her a jackhammer next time since his p#*@$ isnt doing the job
Not cant, more like Won't. IN most if not all my experiences, the other party is worn out or cant continue. theres only 3 holes to ram your ___ into and those wear out under constant pressure. Doesnt take half hour to hammer in a nail, YOu start out slow, work a rythm and pound it in..
Seriously though, If you are going more than 1/2 hour My hats off to you..Its no longer fun when you are doing all the work and all the pressure is on you not to finish early...go f__k yourself wore,
If you CAN'T go more than a half hour, good god I'm sorry. Get your *kitten* to the gym, work up some stamina, and chill with Jill.
What if your lady is not finished in the 30 minutes or less?0 -
Not cant, more like Won't. IN most if not all my experiences, the other party is worn out or cant continue. theres only 3 holes to ram your ___ into and those wear out under constant pressure. Doesnt take half hour to hammer in a nail, YOu start out slow, work a rythm and pound it in..
Seriously though, If you are going more than 1/2 hour My hats off to you..Its no longer fun when you are doing all the work and all the pressure is on you not to finish early...go f__k yourself wore,
If you CAN'T go more than a half hour, good god I'm sorry. Get your *kitten* to the gym, work up some stamina, and chill with Jill.
What if your lady is not finished in the 30 minutes or less?
If she cant finish in 30 minutes, what is HER problem? :huh:
I was just wandering if he would just get up and leave her hanging or what. His response sounded very wham bam thank you ma'am
and the moral of the story kids .. Her ***** aint *kitten*.0 -
How does it make you sad? Im telling you, my phone rings because I can get it done. Also, as a person with an ENFJ personality, sex is not pleasurable to me, its a fun job and the only satisfaction I receive is that of a satisfied partner.
Well hello there my sammich
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we need pics to confirm
25-30min is considered a quickie?? lol
Umm.. Yeah. It's never less than that. :blushing:
I didn't even know men could last longer than 10 minutes.
Maybe I'm just really pretty.
I've seen her pics. She is pretty. To clarify, I have never seen her have sex, or nude pics.0
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