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  • bojack5bojack5 Posts: 2,393Member Member Posts: 2,393Member Member
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    No worries.....apparently my sarcasm was missed. I have a pretty decent grasp on Spanish actually.....

    Que hace una abeja en el gimnasio? Zumba!
  • 777Gemma888777Gemma888 Posts: 8,599Member Member Posts: 8,599Member Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    No worries.....apparently my sarcasm was missed. I have a pretty decent grasp on Spanish actually.....

    Que hace una abeja en el gimnasio? Zumba!

    You're a good sport and your deflective sarcasm noted. He is a sucker for old jibs, best shelved.
  • mattig89chmattig89ch Posts: 1,706Member Member Posts: 1,706Member Member
    Good morning!

    Jo, I seem to be catching your cold. Just before the birthday party/hike/black belt grading/exams. I think I got taken down by stress

    Aww I'm sorry to hear that Nadine.. I hope it passes quickly 🤗

    Thank you. Slowing down is not an option so I will have to super dose myself with vitamin C

    Vitamin C, Spanish for Vitamin Yes 😂

    ha! good one.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 221,992Member, Premium Member Posts: 221,992Member, Premium Member
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂
  • 777Gemma888777Gemma888 Posts: 8,599Member Member Posts: 8,599Member Member
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂

    You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 221,992Member, Premium Member Posts: 221,992Member, Premium Member
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂

    You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.

    I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
    Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔
  • 777Gemma888777Gemma888 Posts: 8,599Member Member Posts: 8,599Member Member
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂

    You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.

    I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
    Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔

    No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience. ;)
    edited September 12
  • Sentinel_UKSentinel_UK Posts: 139Member, Premium Member Posts: 139Member, Premium Member
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂

    You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.

    I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
    Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔

    No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience. ;)

    I seem to have fallen flat on this occasion.
  • 777Gemma888777Gemma888 Posts: 8,599Member Member Posts: 8,599Member Member
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂

    You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.

    I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
    Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔

    No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience. ;)

    I seem to have fallen flat on this occasion.

    👌👆
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 221,992Member, Premium Member Posts: 221,992Member, Premium Member
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂

    You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.

    I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
    Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔

    No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience. ;)

    True, but I'm hilarious, just ask me.. I crack me up all the time 😂
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂

    You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.

    I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
    Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔

    No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience. ;)

    I seem to have fallen flat on this occasion.

    I smirked, does that count? 🤗😙
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Posts: 9,533Member Member Posts: 9,533Member Member
  • VersicolourVersicolour Posts: 5,837Member Member Posts: 5,837Member Member
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂

    You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.

    I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
    Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔

    No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience. ;)

    I seem to have fallen flat on this occasion.

    I appreciated it, and I was the original recipient so that's all that counts
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂

    You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.

    🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
    You seem to be in need 💝
  • VersicolourVersicolour Posts: 5,837Member Member Posts: 5,837Member Member
    Friday the 13th, and it seems to be a full moon. I'm staying home today (purely coincidental though :lol: )
  • 777Gemma888777Gemma888 Posts: 8,599Member Member Posts: 8,599Member Member
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂

    You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.

    I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
    Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔

    No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience. ;)

    I seem to have fallen flat on this occasion.

    I appreciated it, and I was the original recipient so that's all that counts
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂

    You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.

    🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
    You seem to be in need 💝

    ?? Whatever that is, is obviously something you need.
    edited September 13
  • neilwijneilwij Posts: 845Member, Premium Member Posts: 845Member, Premium Member
    Good morning guys, I hope you are all well! Friday! is here! We made it! I hope you all have a great weekend planned ahead. Enjoy it. You deserve it 😉😁🔥
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 221,992Member, Premium Member Posts: 221,992Member, Premium Member
    neilwij wrote: »
    Good morning guys, I hope you are all well! Friday! is here! We made it! I hope you all have a great weekend planned ahead. Enjoy it. You deserve it 😉😁🔥

    Happy Black Friday Neil 👻🧟‍♀️
  • 777Gemma888777Gemma888 Posts: 8,599Member Member Posts: 8,599Member Member
    Hello hello Singletons. Friday is upon us once again.
  • VersicolourVersicolour Posts: 5,837Member Member Posts: 5,837Member Member
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂

    You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.

    I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
    Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔

    No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience. ;)

    I seem to have fallen flat on this occasion.

    I appreciated it, and I was the original recipient so that's all that counts
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂

    You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.

    🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
    You seem to be in need 💝

    ?? Whatever that is, is obviously something you need.

    Always! Chocolate is my life blood
  • 777Gemma888777Gemma888 Posts: 8,599Member Member Posts: 8,599Member Member
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂

    You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.

    I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
    Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔

    No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience. ;)

    I seem to have fallen flat on this occasion.

    I appreciated it, and I was the original recipient so that's all that counts
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂

    You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.

    🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
    You seem to be in need 💝

    ?? Whatever that is, is obviously something you need.

    Always! Chocolate is my life blood

    I haven't eaten chocolate in a year ... Drank cocoa though, maybe twice, if memory serves. Trying to STAY disciplined. ;)
  • VersicolourVersicolour Posts: 5,837Member Member Posts: 5,837Member Member
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂

    You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.

    I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
    Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔

    No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience. ;)

    I seem to have fallen flat on this occasion.

    I appreciated it, and I was the original recipient so that's all that counts
    I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..

    I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂

    Are you Australian too? 😂

    You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.

    🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
    You seem to be in need 💝

    ?? Whatever that is, is obviously something you need.

    Always! Chocolate is my life blood

    I haven't eaten chocolate in a year ... Drank cocoa though, maybe twice, if memory serves. Trying to STAY disciplined. ;)

    You are a better person than me. I scoffed an entire chocolate in the car yesterday so I didn't have to share with anyone
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