Summer Summer Summertime

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m excited about smearing a slimy film over every square cm of my skin four times a day so i can avoid being sliced and diced by my derm

    Four times a day seems low, I personally apply once an hour

    Clearly, you don't sleep as much as @caco_ethes ...

    Haa! Can’t believe i woke up for this
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m excited about smearing a slimy film over every square cm of my skin four times a day so i can avoid being sliced and diced by my derm

    Four times a day seems low, I personally apply once an hour

    Maybe thats why I’m getting chunks carved out every six mos 🤔

    You need a better butcher. Try these guys d57m2zks5zmn.png
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m excited about smearing a slimy film over every square cm of my skin four times a day so i can avoid being sliced and diced by my derm

    Four times a day seems low, I personally apply once an hour

    Maybe thats why I’m getting chunks carved out every six mos 🤔

    Well jeeze if you're just giving away body parts can I have your uteru....oh

    I’m out of those but i could donate some heel skin
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m excited about smearing a slimy film over every square cm of my skin four times a day so i can avoid being sliced and diced by my derm

    Four times a day seems low, I personally apply once an hour

    Maybe thats why I’m getting chunks carved out every six mos 🤔

    Well jeeze if you're just giving away body parts can I have your uteru....oh

    I’m out of those but i could donate some heel skin

    I'm in the market for some skin. Don't ask why.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m excited about smearing a slimy film over every square cm of my skin four times a day so i can avoid being sliced and diced by my derm

    Four times a day seems low, I personally apply once an hour

    Maybe thats why I’m getting chunks carved out every six mos 🤔

    You need a better butcher. Try these guys d57m2zks5zmn.png

    Pfft they can’t even spell it right
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m excited about smearing a slimy film over every square cm of my skin four times a day so i can avoid being sliced and diced by my derm

    Four times a day seems low, I personally apply once an hour

    Maybe thats why I’m getting chunks carved out every six mos 🤔

    You need a better butcher. Try these guys d57m2zks5zmn.png

    Pfft they can’t even spell it right

    What? HIV?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m excited about smearing a slimy film over every square cm of my skin four times a day so i can avoid being sliced and diced by my derm

    Four times a day seems low, I personally apply once an hour

    Maybe thats why I’m getting chunks carved out every six mos 🤔

    You need a better butcher. Try these guys d57m2zks5zmn.png

    Pfft they can’t even spell it right

    What? HIV?

    😆
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m excited about smearing a slimy film over every square cm of my skin four times a day so i can avoid being sliced and diced by my derm

    Four times a day seems low, I personally apply once an hour

    Maybe thats why I’m getting chunks carved out every six mos 🤔

    Well jeeze if you're just giving away body parts can I have your uteru....oh

    I’m out of those but i could donate some heel skin

    Are we talking fully assembled or like bottom of your pedi egg?

    Lets just say i was gonna sell it to a guy on Craigslist with a regrettable circumcision complication but I haven’t committed yet
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m excited about smearing a slimy film over every square cm of my skin four times a day so i can avoid being sliced and diced by my derm

    Four times a day seems low, I personally apply once an hour

    Maybe thats why I’m getting chunks carved out every six mos 🤔

    Well jeeze if you're just giving away body parts can I have your uteru....oh

    I’m out of those but i could donate some heel skin

    I'm in the market for some skin. Don't ask why.

    Yeah i saw your craigslist ad
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    I don't know how I missed this thread when it first began. If Denny isn't willing to host a pool party, I will. (I do live just across the river from him.) I was planning on throwing something for my 50th birthday this summer anyway. We also have ping pong and *kitten*.

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  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Apparently corn hole is a nasty word. >:)
  • anl90
    anl90 Posts: 928 Member
    days at Lake Michigan ; mowing the yard in the sun ; grilling ; drying laundry outside

    I am SO ready for summer. <3
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    I’m hoping to go to New York and Philadelphia with my kids this summer to visit my sister in law. Other than that I’ll be spending my time gardening and landscaping for the most part.
  • skctilidie
    skctilidie Posts: 1,404 Member
    Not having to nag at my kids to get ready for school and out the door on time every day, for starters. :joy:

    Actually, I’m looking forward to sunshine, a green landscape, tank tops and flip flops, and a ton of trips to the local amusement park. My boys and I got season passes this year, and the littlest is finally tall enough to ride all of the roller coasters. We broke in the passes with a short visit this past weekend and had a blast, but IMO, roller coasters are much more fun when they don’t leave your face freezing and chapped.