If you had to be unhappy

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  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 39,805 Member
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    I know the title says unhappy

    I am single and very happy (sorry to change the rules) :p but I was still miserable in my marriage hence the divorce :)
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    Lol @newmeadow I know what you're doing. You're trying to see who are the unhappy married people for ammo on a debate or something 🤣🤣🤣

    You're ever so jaded my dear.

    Lmaooo! But being unhappy either married or single it's the same feeling I would think.

    Married and unhappy = not getting any
    Single and unhappy = you are doing something wrong
    ;):D
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    If your unhappy both ways...pick married! Then you can at least split the bills and you get tax breaks! Who knows? Maybe you’ll grow tolerate each other.

    Unhappy and single is not fun...even if it is for the best.

    Whoah...didnt consider this! I change my answer. Splitting bills and unhappy.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    Tankiscool wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Lol @newmeadow I know what you're doing. You're trying to see who are the unhappy married people for ammo on a debate or something 🤣🤣🤣

    You're ever so jaded my dear.

    Lmaooo! But being unhappy either married or single it's the same feeling I would think.

    Married and unhappy = not getting any
    Single and unhappy = you are doing something wrong
    ;):D

    That's just a part of it. There would be more to it than that.

    Single and unhappy is a state of mind if you're unhappy because you're not getting any is a simple fix but if unhappy for emotional reasons?? Good luck with that

    Of course buddy!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Lol @newmeadow I know what you're doing. You're trying to see who are the unhappy married people for ammo on a debate or something 🤣🤣🤣

    You're ever so jaded my dear.

    .... but you didn't say she was wrong, right?

    B)

    You're slipping. He's a he. But far be it from me to know what's what around here.

    I had a 50/50 shot at the he/she thing.

    *shrug

    That being said......

    You didn't say he was wrong, right?
  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
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    Tankiscool wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Lol @newmeadow I know what you're doing. You're trying to see who are the unhappy married people for ammo on a debate or something 🤣🤣🤣

    You're ever so jaded my dear.

    Lmaooo! But being unhappy either married or single it's the same feeling I would think.

    Married and unhappy = not getting any
    Single and unhappy = you are doing something wrong
    ;):D

    🤷🏻‍♀️ you can be unhappy/married and still do the THANG.. dang.. lol.. not a freaking monastery.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    Tankiscool wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Lol @newmeadow I know what you're doing. You're trying to see who are the unhappy married people for ammo on a debate or something 🤣🤣🤣

    You're ever so jaded my dear.

    Lmaooo! But being unhappy either married or single it's the same feeling I would think.

    Married and unhappy = not getting any
    Single and unhappy = you are doing something wrong
    ;):D

    🤷🏻‍♀️ you can be unhappy/married and still do the THANG.. dang.. lol.. not a freaking monastery.

    You can still do the THANG but at the end you can't be like " I'll call you an uber" so disappointed afterwards anyways if you're married 😂
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
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    If your unhappy both ways...pick married! Then you can at least split the bills and you get tax breaks! Who knows? Maybe you’ll grow tolerate each other.

    Unhappy and single is not fun...even if it is for the best.

    You are so smart!

    I choose married and unhappy. Dat tax return...
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    If your unhappy both ways...pick married! Then you can at least split the bills and you get tax breaks! Who knows? Maybe you’ll grow tolerate each other.

    Unhappy and single is not fun...even if it is for the best.

    You are so smart!

    I choose married and unhappy. Dat tax return...

    Yeah but at that point it be an agreed arrangement, so you'd be happy and that's not the point :p
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
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    Tankiscool wrote: »
    If your unhappy both ways...pick married! Then you can at least split the bills and you get tax breaks! Who knows? Maybe you’ll grow tolerate each other.

    Unhappy and single is not fun...even if it is for the best.

    You are so smart!

    I choose married and unhappy. Dat tax return...

    Yeah but at that point it be an agreed arrangement, so you'd be happy and that's not the point :p

    Dammit! Good point!
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    Married only because I hate cleaning toilets.
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
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    Married only because I hate cleaning toilets.

    2nded that and laundry sucks too
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    Married only because I hate cleaning toilets.

    No one likes cleaning toilets mannnn
  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
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    Tankiscool wrote: »
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Lol @newmeadow I know what you're doing. You're trying to see who are the unhappy married people for ammo on a debate or something 🤣🤣🤣

    You're ever so jaded my dear.

    Lmaooo! But being unhappy either married or single it's the same feeling I would think.

    Married and unhappy = not getting any
    Single and unhappy = you are doing something wrong
    ;):D

    🤷🏻‍♀️ you can be unhappy/married and still do the THANG.. dang.. lol.. not a freaking monastery.

    You can still do the THANG but at the end you can't be like " I'll call you an uber" so disappointed afterwards anyways if you're married 😂

    🤣🤣🤣 well there’s always a couch, to pretend it’s an Uber. You’re halfway away 😆
  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
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    Tankiscool wrote: »
    If your unhappy both ways...pick married! Then you can at least split the bills and you get tax breaks! Who knows? Maybe you’ll grow tolerate each other.

    Unhappy and single is not fun...even if it is for the best.

    You are so smart!

    I choose married and unhappy. Dat tax return...

    Yeah but at that point it be an agreed arrangement, so you'd be happy and that's not the point :p


    And if one isn’t in agreement, can be hell of a divorce 🤷🏻‍♀️
  • lambcruiser
    lambcruiser Posts: 11 Member
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    Experience both vicariously, be neither
  • Nerdswrkout2_1978
    Nerdswrkout2_1978 Posts: 147 Member
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    I think if I was gona be unhappy anyway then I would do it with somebody.

    A problem shared is a problem halved after all. We could be unhappy together. Or we might end up making each other happy....

    Id take the chance on that.

    Great perspective! Misery loves company!
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    I think if I was gona be unhappy anyway then I would do it with somebody.

    A problem shared is a problem halved after all. We could be unhappy together. Or we might end up making each other happy....

    Id take the chance on that.

    Great perspective! Misery loves company!

    The only way it wouldn't work this way, id imagine, was if the other person actually compounded your unhappiness.

    Like they were a total douch bag.
    In which case I may venture out alone.

    or if you were so unhappy you infected your partner with your misery. and then there were two.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    I think if I was gona be unhappy anyway then I would do it with somebody.

    A problem shared is a problem halved after all. We could be unhappy together. Or we might end up making each other happy....

    Id take the chance on that.

    Great perspective! Misery loves company!

    The only way it wouldn't work this way, id imagine, was if the other person actually compounded your unhappiness.

    Like they were a total douch bag.
    In which case I may venture out alone.

    or if you were so unhappy you infected your partner with your misery. and then there were two.

    Double trouble 😱

    The gruesome twosome, as we would be known to other couples. The couple who, if they smiled, thier whole face would crack.

    quit making me laugh 😂❤️