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Tell me a joke

HelenGerdesHelenGerdes Posts: 26Member Member Posts: 26Member Member
You have center stage, let’s hear it 🤪
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  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Posts: 5,589Member Member Posts: 5,589Member Member
    What's your joke - shouldn't you lead off and set the bar??
    edited April 14
  • HelenGerdesHelenGerdes Posts: 26Member Member Posts: 26Member Member
    @Cowsfan1 Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

    Bc it was two tired!

    Lol I’m horrible at jokes, I know there’s better ones out there
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Posts: 5,589Member Member Posts: 5,589Member Member
    Aight I got you

    Why was Tigger in the toilet?
  • HelenGerdesHelenGerdes Posts: 26Member Member Posts: 26Member Member
    @Cowsfan1 bc he is environmentally conscious?
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Posts: 5,589Member Member Posts: 5,589Member Member
    Looking for Pooh of course!
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Posts: 5,589Member Member Posts: 5,589Member Member
    Uh how much did Santa sleigh cost?
  • HelenGerdesHelenGerdes Posts: 26Member Member Posts: 26Member Member
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Posts: 5,589Member Member Posts: 5,589Member Member
    Dude It was on the house- c’mon man
  • HelenGerdesHelenGerdes Posts: 26Member Member Posts: 26Member Member
    @Cowsfan1 Haha I’m telling you like I’m horrible, tried an educated guess
  • Danw586Danw586 Posts: 11Member Member Posts: 11Member Member
    MFP has a terrific UI
  • VersicolourVersicolour Posts: 5,263Member Member Posts: 5,263Member Member
    What's the definition of a crop failure?
    When you plant macaroni but only the holes come up
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Posts: 3,379Member Member Posts: 3,379Member Member
    Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?

    Because he didn’t have the guts
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Posts: 5,589Member Member Posts: 5,589Member Member
    Did you hear about the guy that got hit in the face with a coke???

    He’s ok it was a soft drink
  • Dakase83Dakase83 Posts: 1,198Member Member Posts: 1,198Member Member

    How do you make Holy Water??


    Boil the heII out of it
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Posts: 5,589Member Member Posts: 5,589Member Member
    Dakase83 wrote: »
    How do you make Holy Water??


    Boil the heII out of it

    Good one
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Posts: 5,589Member Member Posts: 5,589Member Member
    You hear about the kidnapping at school the other day???

    He woke after lunch
  • Dakase83Dakase83 Posts: 1,198Member Member Posts: 1,198Member Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Dakase83 wrote: »
    How do you make Holy Water??


    Boil the heII out of it

    Good one

    Thanks! My 5 year old nephew told me that one :lol:
  • skahtboiskahtboi Posts: 7,571Member Member Posts: 7,571Member Member
    A panda walks into a bar.

    He sits down and orders a beer and a sandwich. The bartender brings it over, and he consumes the sandwich in one bite. He downs the beer. Then he stands, and produces a gun from the folds of his fur and begins firing it at the various patrons in the place. He then turns and heads to the door.

    The bartender screams at him, "Why?? Why would you do such a thing??"

    The panda tosses the bartender a wildlife guide and says, "I'm a panda, look it up."

    The bartender opens the book to the appropriate entry and reads the following: "Panda. A mammal indigenous to China, known for its black and white fur. Eats shoots and leaves."
  • John3859John3859 Posts: 3Member Member Posts: 3Member Member
    A termite walks up to the bar and says "Is the bar tender here?"
  • Dakase83Dakase83 Posts: 1,198Member Member Posts: 1,198Member Member
    When is a door not a door??

    When its a jar...
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