Phrases that make you cringe!

AllOutof_Bubblegum

laprimaJenny wrote: »

“Blood is thicker than water.”
- That’s simply a way to emotionally blackmail people in keeping ties with toxic family members.

Not only that, but the phrase is quoted straight-up WRONG. The original phrase was "blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb" which means the people you covenant with (particularly in marriage and on the battlefield) tie you closer than just being related. So it literally means the exact opposite of what they think it means, making them stupid on top of manipulative.

Tankiscool

Bridge_marie wrote: »

“Sorry not sorry” and “Just sayin”

Just sayin, hello Bridge. Sorry not sorry.

Tankiscool

Bridge_marie wrote: »

“So I did a thing”

*insert pic of thing they did*

😐

Especially when it's not impressive. Like wow you made your bed

laprimaJenny

We need to talk...

your_future_ex_wife

laprimaJenny wrote: »

We need to talk...

the worst

_Paparazzi_

"This milk smells bad I think it's spoiled . Come here and smell it "

_Paparazzi_

" Are you mad at me "

your_future_ex_wife

What are you thinking about?

_Paparazzi_

" Did you get my email "

seltzermint555

Tankiscool wrote: »

Bridge_marie wrote: »

“So I did a thing”

*insert pic of thing they did*

😐

Especially when it's not impressive. Like wow you made your bed

Exactly! I don't like that phrase EVER but find it appropriate only when someone buys their first new car/house, decides to move to a faraway city, gets a huge tattoo, etc. Not when they organize their closet or try the new tapas place.

sammidelvecchio

Any person who doesn't know me starting any communication with me with honey, hun, sweetheart, darling, dear. STOP.

You've changed.

It's just a phase.

You'll meet a man one day that will change your mind about {kids} {marriage} {whatever}.

laprimaJenny

“What’s bothering you?”
“Nothing!”
😐

laprimaJenny

your_future_ex_wife wrote: »

What are you thinking about?

How does it make you feel?

laprimaJenny

“It’s not you, it’s me!”

_Paparazzi_

" Dose this outfit make me look fat "

laprimaJenny

“I like you, but not in that way.”

your_future_ex_wife

I think we should be exclusive

tcunbeliever

My husband totally hates "chillax".

I hate acronyms that are used with duplicate words...it's not an ATM machine...the M already already stands for
machine...just call it an ATM. GAH!

your_future_ex_wife

There is something rebellious in me that makes me want to use all these phrases now. Maybe I just need more coffee

tcunbeliever

...or some chocolate...