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  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
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    only if I leave my wallet at home and come with just a few bills. My willpower is not strong enough
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    THIS IS SHOCKING TO ME how many of you mention eating food at the strip clubs. :noway:
    I'll go stickly for the lovely lady lumps, stiff drinks and vagina tricks. :bigsmile:

    Some have great tacos.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,473 Member
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    reasons why you DO NOT VISIT THEM

    um, they suck,
    there are dirtballs there,
    and if your spouse loves you,
    you jump the spouse,
    not the strippers.
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
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    There's no real point in my state anymore. :grumble:
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
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    Hot dang! Think I need to go jump in the cool shower at work now.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    I just enjoy being part of a club,,,,and the free decoder ring!
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
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    I just enjoy being part of a club,,,,and the free decoder ring!

    I think you should be dancing on the stage.
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
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    It's the only place I can meet women with names like Fantasia, and Ecstacy.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    I just enjoy being part of a club,,,,and the free decoder ring!

    I think you should be dancing on the stage.

    I did that move once....we had about 5 inches of ice and I went out on my deck....I liked to never got back to my door....
  • FitWarrior7
    FitWarrior7 Posts: 332 Member
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    Because that's where all the boys wanna go after a stag party...I happen to be headed to a stag party this evening...hmm?
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
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    I just enjoy being part of a club,,,,and the free decoder ring!

    I think you should be dancing on the stage.

    I did that move once....we had about 5 inches of ice and I went out on my deck....I liked to never got back to my door....

    lmao I think you should try it again (just on purpose this time). :wink:
  • whatshouldieat
    whatshouldieat Posts: 101 Member
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    For the Breakfest!!!
  • sandikegz
    sandikegz Posts: 66
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    Because women's bodies are works of art!!!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Been to strip clubs twice in my life. Once because some friends brought me along and once for my dad's 50th birthday. Both times I was uncomfortable and did not enjoy myself. It was so bad actually because of how uncomfortable I felt that when my sister paid for me to get a lap dance, the stripper just sat down and chatted about cars with me instead because she could tell I was just NOT cool with it.

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    LMAO!!
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    Because women's bodies are works of art!!!

    Truth.
  • cingle87
    cingle87 Posts: 717 Member
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    ehhhh boobs?
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    Went to one for my 21st birthday with my ex. Stripper told me she would give me a free, one-song lapdance for my birthday (we were prepared to tip). The bouncer then refused to let us leave the dance area until we paid him $60. They locked my ex in a room and I had to drive (after a few drinks) to borrow money so we could leave.

    Apparently I'm not the only person that has happened to at that place.

    Have had no desire to go back to one since...
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
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    I like the glitter the strippers leave on my face when they rub their boobs on it... it reflects my sparkling personality.
  • contingencyplan
    contingencyplan Posts: 3,639 Member
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    Been to strip clubs twice in my life. Once because some friends brought me along and once for my dad's 50th birthday. Both times I was uncomfortable and did not enjoy myself. It was so bad actually because of how uncomfortable I felt that when my sister paid for me to get a lap dance, the stripper just sat down and chatted about cars with me instead because she could tell I was just NOT cool with it.

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    LMAO!!

    ...Thanks. I needed that.
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
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    It's a good place to have a nice meal around the holidays

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