Who is your MFP Crush of the day? And why?

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  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,130 Member
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    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    @eatpolerepeat because she has a great sense of humor and she’s 🔥😅

    Coming from you 🥰
    My crush... @kinetixtrainer2 he deserves all the love and he's also a freak for me 😏

    Not just you :|

    Lies 😤 step away Lt.Tightpants

    😂🤗

    Hey, they're only slim cut, it's not like I went with skinny fit /sobs

    It's not my fault he only made it seven years in on the ten year tease. We were almost together, but no, along comes little miss perfect and I'm left holding a mildly undersized pair of pants and a whistle. :sad:

    😂🤣 I still love you and your undersized pair of pants

  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
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    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat because she has a great sense of humor and she’s 🔥😅

    Coming from you 🥰
    My crush... kinetixtrainer2 he deserves all the love and he's also a freak for me 😏

    Not just you :|

    Lies 😤 step away Lt.Tightpants

    😂🤗

    Hey, they're only slim cut, it's not like I went with skinny fit /sobs

    It's not my fault he only made it seven years in on the ten year tease. We were almost together, but no, along comes little miss perfect and I'm left holding a mildly undersized pair of pants and a whistle. :sad:

    What's the whistle for

    Training cues. Why do you think he responds to her like Pavlov's dog? He finally doesn't need the whistle anymore.

    He has a whistle 😏

    Comfort measure or fetish? You decide. ;)
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
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    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    @eatpolerepeat because she has a great sense of humor and she’s 🔥😅

    Coming from you 🥰
    My crush... @kinetixtrainer2 he deserves all the love and he's also a freak for me 😏

    Not just you :|

    Lies 😤 step away Lt.Tightpants

    😂🤗

    Hey, they're only slim cut, it's not like I went with skinny fit /sobs

    It's not my fault he only made it seven years in on the ten year tease. We were almost together, but no, along comes little miss perfect and I'm left holding a mildly undersized pair of pants and a whistle. :sad:

    😂🤣 I still love you and your undersized pair of pants

    Love you too, man <3
  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
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    @Reckoner67_again is pretty great <3

    I second this ❤ also he writes great stories.

    Thirded because he makes manly metal things

    I dunno what I did to deserve the attention from all you lovely ladies but thanks so much for making me smile :)
  • Rickimariefit
    Rickimariefit Posts: 64 Member
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    This is a fun thread to read 🤣🤗
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    @Reckoner67_again is pretty great <3

    I second this ❤ also he writes great stories.

    Thirded because he makes manly metal things

    I dunno what I did to deserve the attention from all you lovely ladies but thanks so much for making me smile :)

    Im throwing my hat in for @Reckoner67_again
    Super nice guy.. 🙂
    And his stories are brilliant 👏 ( just to clarify, horror not porn) 🤣😂
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    edited September 2022
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    @Reckoner67_again is pretty great <3

    I second this ❤ also he writes great stories.

    Thirded because he makes manly metal things

    I dunno what I did to deserve the attention from all you lovely ladies but thanks so much for making me smile :)

    Im throwing my hat in for @Reckoner67_again
    Super nice guy.. 🙂
    And his stories are brilliant 👏 ( just to clarify, horror not porn) 🤣😂

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  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
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    This is a fun thread to read 🤣🤗

    You think? 😆
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
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    @Reckoner67_again is pretty great <3

    I second this ❤ also he writes great stories.

    Thirded because he makes manly metal things

    I dunno what I did to deserve the attention from all you lovely ladies but thanks so much for making me smile :)

    Im throwing my hat in for @Reckoner67_again
    Super nice guy.. 🙂
    And his stories are brilliant 👏 ( just to clarify, horror not porn) 🤣😂

    whynotboth.gif

    What she says 😏
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    @Reckoner67_again is pretty great <3

    I second this ❤ also he writes great stories.

    Thirded because he makes manly metal things

    I dunno what I did to deserve the attention from all you lovely ladies but thanks so much for making me smile :)

    Im throwing my hat in for @Reckoner67_again
    Super nice guy.. 🙂
    And his stories are brilliant 👏 ( just to clarify, horror not porn) 🤣😂

    A hat? That's not what you are supposed to throw at your mfp crush
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    @Reckoner67_again is pretty great <3

    I second this ❤ also he writes great stories.

    Thirded because he makes manly metal things

    I dunno what I did to deserve the attention from all you lovely ladies but thanks so much for making me smile :)

    Im throwing my hat in for @Reckoner67_again
    Super nice guy.. 🙂
    And his stories are brilliant 👏 ( just to clarify, horror not porn) 🤣😂

    A hat? That's not what you are supposed to throw at your mfp crush

    Ok., so you got me..to clarify.. there were hats on my undies 😄
  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
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    @Reckoner67_again is pretty great <3

    I second this ❤ also he writes great stories.

    Thirded because he makes manly metal things

    I dunno what I did to deserve the attention from all you lovely ladies but thanks so much for making me smile :)

    Im throwing my hat in for @Reckoner67_again
    Super nice guy.. 🙂
    And his stories are brilliant 👏 ( just to clarify, horror not porn) 🤣😂

    Dang, I’ll never have a day this good one mfp again, rofl. Thanks :)

    …and what was wrong with the porn stories? I know the plots were a bit thin but I thought that was part of the formula!

  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    @Reckoner67_again is pretty great <3

    I second this ❤ also he writes great stories.

    Thirded because he makes manly metal things

    I dunno what I did to deserve the attention from all you lovely ladies but thanks so much for making me smile :)

    Im throwing my hat in for @Reckoner67_again
    Super nice guy.. 🙂
    And his stories are brilliant 👏 ( just to clarify, horror not porn) 🤣😂

    Dang, I’ll never have a day this good one mfp again, rofl. Thanks :)

    …and what was wrong with the porn stories? I know the plots were a bit thin but I thought that was part of the formula!

    I need a thick...oh wait...
  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
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    @Reckoner67_again is pretty great <3

    I second this ❤ also he writes great stories.

    Thirded because he makes manly metal things

    I dunno what I did to deserve the attention from all you lovely ladies but thanks so much for making me smile :)

    Im throwing my hat in for @Reckoner67_again
    Super nice guy.. 🙂
    And his stories are brilliant 👏 ( just to clarify, horror not porn) 🤣😂

    Dang, I’ll never have a day this good one mfp again, rofl. Thanks :)

    …and what was wrong with the porn stories? I know the plots were a bit thin but I thought that was part of the formula!

    I need a thick...oh wait...

    Okay, next one is focused on a thick


    plot. The people have spoken, and who am I to deny them!?!?

  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
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    @Reckoner67_again is pretty great <3

    I second this ❤ also he writes great stories.

    Thirded because he makes manly metal things

    I dunno what I did to deserve the attention from all you lovely ladies but thanks so much for making me smile :)

    Im throwing my hat in for @Reckoner67_again
    Super nice guy.. 🙂
    And his stories are brilliant 👏 ( just to clarify, horror not porn) 🤣😂

    Dang, I’ll never have a day this good one mfp again, rofl. Thanks :)

    …and what was wrong with the porn stories? I know the plots were a bit thin but I thought that was part of the formula!

    It's a small distance between a story going all kinds of right and a plot twist that's unexpected and goes wrong.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    @Reckoner67_again is pretty great <3

    I second this ❤ also he writes great stories.

    Thirded because he makes manly metal things

    I dunno what I did to deserve the attention from all you lovely ladies but thanks so much for making me smile :)

    Im throwing my hat in for @Reckoner67_again
    Super nice guy.. 🙂
    And his stories are brilliant 👏 ( just to clarify, horror not porn) 🤣😂

    Dang, I’ll never have a day this good one mfp again, rofl. Thanks :)

    …and what was wrong with the porn stories? I know the plots were a bit thin but I thought that was part of the formula!

    Nothing wrong with the porn stories at all, I just wished you hadn't combined them with the horror stories 😳😱🤣
  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
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    @Reckoner67_again is pretty great <3

    I second this ❤ also he writes great stories.

    Thirded because he makes manly metal things

    I dunno what I did to deserve the attention from all you lovely ladies but thanks so much for making me smile :)

    Im throwing my hat in for @Reckoner67_again
    Super nice guy.. 🙂
    And his stories are brilliant 👏 ( just to clarify, horror not porn) 🤣😂

    Dang, I’ll never have a day this good one mfp again, rofl. Thanks :)

    …and what was wrong with the porn stories? I know the plots were a bit thin but I thought that was part of the formula!

    Nothing wrong with the porn stories at all, I just wished you hadn't combined them with the horror stories 😳😱🤣

    Hmm, it might be time to pull down “The Hot TV Repairman is Actually a Ghost and Other Tales of Erotic Unrest”

  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited September 2022
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    @Reckoner67_again is pretty great <3

    I second this ❤ also he writes great stories.

    Thirded because he makes manly metal things

    I dunno what I did to deserve the attention from all you lovely ladies but thanks so much for making me smile :)

    Im throwing my hat in for @Reckoner67_again
    Super nice guy.. 🙂
    And his stories are brilliant 👏 ( just to clarify, horror not porn) 🤣😂

    Dang, I’ll never have a day this good one mfp again, rofl. Thanks :)

    …and what was wrong with the porn stories? I know the plots were a bit thin but I thought that was part of the formula!

    Nothing wrong with the porn stories at all, I just wished you hadn't combined them with the horror stories 😳😱🤣

    Hmm, it might be time to pull down “The Hot TV Repairman is Actually a Ghost and Other Tales of Erotic Unrest”
    Maybe you just haven’t found your constant reader yet

  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    @slimgirljo15 for her 🧠 and ❤️
    But it’s really all about that 🍑
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    @slimgirljo15 for her 🧠 and ❤️
    But it’s really all about that 🍑

    Oh you 🤗😙🥰
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