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Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    Donuts
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    An old crumpled list. At the top it says "seventh grade"
    There is a list of names. Some have hearts drawn by them, some have daggers. Several of each are crossed out and several are highlighted. She pulls it out several times a day and gets a large grin on her face.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    an old candy lipstick. He likes to pull it out and show it to women while he waggles his eyebrows and smirks "This isn't really lipstick!".
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Candy corns. Whenever a handsome, mustachioed man is near, she pats her pocket , looks them in the eye and says "Cmere, I got you"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    A bag of bloodied teeth.. they aren't his :o
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    My keys
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    A potato. He says it’s his girlfriend and he calls it “Patricia”.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    An EPI pen. Determined to be a local hero some day, she always has one on her. So far, she has stabbed three mailmen, two walmart shoppers, and three heavy breathers. She has yet to make the news.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    An old life saver. He pretends it is a ring and uses it to propose to every woman he sees at his local bowling alley on fifty cent wing night.
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
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    Weed
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    A comb that he tries to play like a harmonica when he’s hanging out in his friends van down by the river.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    A homing beacon. She gives the tracker to cute guys and tells them to follow it to treasure.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    An uninflated life vest. He blows it up and puts it on whenever it rains.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    A sign that reads "Your __________ offends me!!" Given her highly sensitive nature, she can whip it out and write in whatever is annoying her at the moment and stage a protest.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    A log of everything his girlfriends look at on the internet and watch on tv. He often pulls it out to have strangers psychoanalyze them to make sure it’s safe for him to go home.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    Something slimy, i tried to grab it
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    ummm.... Thats not a banana :D
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    MzIrish wrote: »
    ummm.... Thats not a banana :D

    Don't touch my banana!
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    His banana in a small cage so none may touch it.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    A key. It’s just his extra garage key but he says it’s the key to an an all ladies nude reform school

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