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Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    My sock
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A sock puppet named Murray that she puts on her hand, feels herself up and loudly says "Ohhhh Murray, you Scoundrel!"
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    a small spiral notebook in which he has written his most favorite romance novel phrases. His favorites are "her quivering mounds" and "his volcanic eruption".
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Her latest job performance review crumpled into a ball. Her Supervisor wrote "Spends entirely too much time talking about butts". Beside his signature, she drew a butt.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Corn on the cob.. for a snack attack
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A cornless cob for a phallus attack
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    An eyepatch. Oftentimes he will put it on and whenever someone asks about it he'll say he lost his eye when he was constipated and pushed "a little too hard".
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    The resin encased left eye of a man named Bernie that she met during a drunken night in Saskatoon. Its the only thing she has left of him anymore, after his ears deteriorated anyway. She still chuckles when she looks into it and sighs.."Oh, Bernie"
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    An RFID chip recently pulled from a neighborhood fox. Trackers are now wondering how a fox could go 60mph and why the fox feels the need to visit Hooters everyday around 6pm.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    A piece of fur. He likes to tell people its from a rare wolf he saw in his back yard. We all know its actually lint from his dryer but we like him so we humor him.
  • tirowow12385
    tirowow12385 Posts: 697 Member
    Hot pocket
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    A wrapper from a fortune cookie they found on the street, a torn dollar and some cookie crumbs.
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
    Sunflower seeds and 3 paperclips chained together
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    A 🥓 bacon wrapped wallet

    Haha my son had one!
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A geriatric hamster named Mr. Sniffykins
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    A little crutch made out of two toothpicks glued together to give to Mr. Sniffykins one day.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dollar bills
  • shlbyirl
    shlbyirl Posts: 42 Member
    A rubberband
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited November 2019
    A rubber chicken shes carried for years. One day....one day itll pay off
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    Two drops of steak juice inside a small whiskey jar. He calls it, Essence of Medium Rare.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Six drops of skunk juice inside a small spray bottle.. it's labelled "go away"
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    a small scrap of paper with nothing written on it. Its all crumpled up though, and when she wants to feel important she will pull it out, pretend to read it, and say loudly, "Ah-ha!! Thats just what I thought!".
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    A foam finger used at sporting events turned inside out.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    An old rubber band. He claims it belonged to Rupaul, but this fact is unsubstantiated.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A plastic thumb, for when they day is just too much. She sucks on it for relaxation.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    also a plastic relaxation tool. However, it is not a thumb. It slightly resembles one though.
  • flotek72
    flotek72 Posts: 500 Member
    A chart, specifically for the purpose of difficult situations. She pulls the chart out of her pocket. Throws it over her shoulder, far behind her, and yells, "Now we are in uncharted territory!"
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    A limp French fry. He likes to pull it out and give it motivational speeches during lunch break.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    A geriatric hamster named Mr. Sniffykins

    Bahahahahhaa

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